Mike Smith Nude
 

ESPN 2012 Body Issue - Mike Smith

:rolleyes:

Sigh. I didn't want to click on it. But I had to. Now my eyes hurt :D

But no denying, jocks have terrific bodies. The rest of the photo spread (the other athletes) was pretty cool, too.

scroll back two pictures


or forward a few....

http://espn.go.com/espn/photos/galle...-espn-magazine

Who is the horse? :p

She's missing legs.

Would have been perfect for me, seeing that she can't run away.

I remember when I was in about 9th or 10th grade. I printed a picture of a naked girl with no arms and legs on a color printer and brought it into school.

I was going around showing people "Bob" as I called her. If you tossed her in water, she'd Bob.

Anyway, my social studies teacher had a family picture on his desk. When he was out of the class, I snuck the picture of 'Bob' inside the picture frame on his desk. It took him a while to notice it ... but the look of disgust on his face was priceless. He crumpled it up, threw it away, and didn't even bother asking anyone how it got there.

Mike Smith does nothing for me, but I'll take that soccer player. :D

Maya Gabeira's ass is straight:$::$:

^^^^

just put Mike's photo above his bed

:rolleyes:

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because of the horse ;)

"He must work out." ~Jim Carey

I like Barbara Livingston's photo better with the wind pants on, but you don't see too many 46 year old men walking around that fit. Awesome for him.

Naked Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, do he and Chantal have to compete over EVERYTHING?

:tro:

That horse is licking his bald head?

HE THINKS IT'S A SALT LICK

Not really much of a competition, if you ask me.

I never knew you had such a thing for Mike Smith. ;)

Good thing they didnt ask Trainers

Mullins already has disturbing pictures out there.

Yeah. Body by Winstrol.

They should have done Men of DT instead.

I mean does anyone really want to see this?

See the men of DT? I'll pass.

No dear... you're one of the guys we want photographed so you can't pass. :p

My girlfriend brags that she loves how "creepy and inappropriate" I am.

This place would be a goldmine of dating prospects for her if I ever kick the bucket.

I'm certain no one want's to see anyone of the helmets in this crew.

OK who is who in this pic?

Left to right:

Heels, Exacta Bob, Rudeboyelvis, -BT-, me, BigsMC, Math, Golfer, Antitrust, FullaSheets, Herkhorse.

Worst. Degenerates. Ever.

ROR! Thanks Kev! Friday Night at the Wood will have a whole new meaning to me ....and I don't mean that in a gay way :tro:

You know Kev, I'm not sure if you noticed...but, I am NOT the shortest person in that picture.:)

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What the hell is Dan doing with that left hand??

I think he is trying to flex and be manly to offset the fact that he is wearing a womans blouse.:wf

Thread of the year :$:

Based on that smile I think he maybe "adjusting" himself. :D

He was on the way to the garbage can with everyone's crumpled up dead pick 4 tickets.................

Did Sheets carry along his laminated racing form? Was he afraid someone would break into Bigs box and steal it?

Even worse, he had Goncalves sign it......................:zz:

Tampa? :eek: I have to make it there next year - Bucket List:tro:

This is a Hall of Fame pic.

It was a Hall of Fame trip.
I swear I re-read the thread at least once a week.

It's not exactly Dawson's Creek....