Favorite Movie Lines...
 

Others are talking about it on another thread, just thought I would start one.

One I use everyday when I leave work is

"Well, I'm off like a dirty shirt!"

Not my fave movie line, but one I use everyday.:D

"The Dude abides."

-The Big Lebowski

There are lots of lines I use pretty regular. "Beat like a red-headed stepchild" was always a favorite.

Move lines though? That's tough. I could name 1,000.

I'll start with "Look ma, top of the world!"

So many but one of the all time favorites:
"Chicks love it....it's a shaggin' wagon" -Lloyd Christmas, Dumb and Dumber

I seriously think Anchorman is probably the most quotable movie I've seen in a while. ANother great but somewhat obscure movie with a ton of great lines is the Right Stuff.

"The issue here ain't monkey. The issue here is p*ssy."

Favorite quote from Anchorman has to be:
"And that's what you gotta do when you find yourself in the middle of a vicious cockfight" or
"...But he said no you can't have and interview with her she is a live bear and will literally rip your face off"

So many other good ones too.

"I immediately regret this decision. Those bears are huge."

Brick is outstanding in that movie!! Everyone of his lines are quotable. LOL

"Ain't you them boys that have been whacking off in my tool shed? You boys do an awful lot of whacking."

Mr. Anderson, "Beavis and Butthead Do America"

Michael Douglass: "My wife left me today."

Robert Downey Jr: "You'll find another. She'll be young, beautiful. They always are."

:cool:

"Don't you know the Dewey Decimal system?"

see how good you boys and girls are....


"For you, to f*ck is to penetrate. You're used to the more traditional definition--you inside some girl you do, jackhammering away, not noticing the bored look in her eyes."

"HEY, I always notice that bored look in their eyes."

"brick by brick my citizins, brick by brick"..... or "if you wanna win put boobie in"

"dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy" and "I reckon so"

Keep your friends close...keep your enemies closer...Godfather ;)

I made him an offer he couldn't refuse. :eek:

Two of my favorites from the movie Mr. Mom with Micheal Keaton "Jack"


Jack " You wanna beer?"
Ron " It's 7 o'clock in the morning "
Jack " Scotch?"

Or

Ron " What are you doing "
Jack " Oh just doing some wiring "
Ron " Yeah, you gonna make it all 220?"
Jack " 220... 221, whatever it takes "

Marty - "Eight's the one, I'd stake my life on it."
Trotter - "They've got a $2 minimum bet."

Blazing Saddles is a movie with a ton of great line in it. They are not exactly PC, but they are great none the less.

Josey Wales...love it..."To hell with them guys, buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms"

Anything by Walter Solcheck in that..
"Smokey, you're entering a world of pain- mark it zero"

"Are you employed Mr. Lebowski" ..."What, what day is this"..."You gotta get something straight. See, you're Mr. Lebowski, I'm the Dude, or his Dudeness, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."

I have a million favorites..

Dazed and Confused (Wooderson) "That's what I like about high school girls, I get older- they stay the same age"

Let it Ride (Trotter) "Do I think Charity can win?? Well, I am wearing yesterday's suit..."

Old School (Mitch) "Sometimes you think you've found true love, then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and find two nude people in the closet ready to double team your girlfriend like some Goddamn magic trick"

Swingers "You're so money"

Caddyshack (AL) "Park my car, get my bag...and put on some weight"

Caddyshack (Carl) "So I got that going for me...which is nice"

The Jerk (Navin) "He hates these cans!!"

Stripes "Any you guys touch me, and I'll kill you"

Airplane "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."

Butch Cassidy "Who are those guys?"

Spaceballs "You're my brother's fathers, cousin's, sister's former roomate"

The Cowboys "We're burning daylight"


I could go on all day with this stuff.

Well, let's see, a few are:
"no matter where you go, there you are!" The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai
"You don't care if I smoke while you eat, do you?" Deep Throat
"A big reason for history is to hide the truth" Serenity
"ain't ever had much need for religion, that's just a long wait for a train that never comes" Serenity
"I swallowed a bug!" Serenity
"F**k the poor" Where the Buffalo Roam
"Time to die!" Blade Runner

One of the greatest opening lines ever:

"There was no way in all the world I could have known that murder sometimes can smell like honeysuckle."- Double Indemnity

Got to have those quotes as I'm wrong on the profile. Time for a change

somer, every time i hear someone ask 'do you mind if i smoke' i remember that movie.....and that line.


i always liked 'you're gonna need a bigger boat' from jaws, an ad-libbed line by the way!

another is 'it's business, not personal' from the godfather.

'what momma don't know...' from the waterboy.

"There's nothing I love better than a dumb blonde with Daddy's plastic."

Elle:Oh Warner, do you remember when we spent those four amazing hours in the hot tub together after winter formal?

Warner Huntington III: Uhh, ye... no

Elle: Well this is so much better than that. Excuse me, I have some shopping to do.

Legally Blonde

Spicoli
 

"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine..."

From the movie "Waiting"
 

"With women, it's always one of two things. Either they won't sleep with you, and then there's really no need to ever call them again. Or they DO sleep with you... and then there's really no need to ever call them again. "


"Awwww c'mon now dogg, you know I'm just ****ing with you. You know I give you the mad phat superfly stupid dope dumbass retarded bomb **** props."


There are so many more, If you liked Anchorman, Old School, any of those types of movies. You will love this one.

'what momma don't know...' from the waterboy.[/quote]


I LOVE THAT MOVIE! "I saw you on the ESPN"

Hee hee. I say that now. "On THE ESPN".

from my fav movie"thats very clever sir but what if theres a fire? i think violating firecodes and endagering the lives of children would be unwise at this juncture of your career sir", "you know the school comes equipped with fire exits at either ends of the library, SHOW DIKK SOME RESPECT"

"ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no more yankie my wankie the donger need food" LMFAO

"if you get listed as a mechanic not only are you gonna get the shiat kicked outta you you wont be able to getta game anywhere" lets see who gets that 1, i imagine quite a few here

Stephen Baldwin as "Stuart" in the film, Threesome:

"I'm telling you. If you don't have sex soon, you d ick is going to shrivel up and go inside your body. Then what do you have? A vagina."

LMFAO........nice

*** Is this some kind of Bust ? ***** [woman @ sex shop ]
Naked Gun 2 1/2....

you'll get nothing and like it!--the judge in caddyshack

Rounders, aint it John?

I see no one has gotten the above movie quote yet...

My advice to you...start drinking heavily - Blutto, Animal House
Excuse me, while I whip this out - Bart, Blazing Saddles
"Not in this lifetime" DRF Form comment - Let it Ride

"this broad is off the reservation, ****ed three ways to the weekend"

-Vince Vaughn "The Wedding Crashers"