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Number 4 by a nipple.

2,3,4,1

3,2,4,1

Hats? 0 - 0 - 0 - 0

Girls? :eek: 4 - 0 - 0 - 0

The hats look cheap and awful. That #3 girl is wearing one that looks like it was designed for a 5 year old and the one pretty girl (shut up I'm not gay but she does have nice tits :D ) needs to do something about color choices cause between the hat and that lipstick? Eeew. Fail.

Don't even get me started on the that God-awful necklace...

#4 for me...like her face, hat and chest size....but i'm an ole guy...:eek:

Does this mean a three way is out?

Kidding!

Besides I'm saving myself for Rare Bog and if that doesn't happen I suppose I could pleasure myself whilst reading his posts. :eek: :D

(I need to tiptoe away from this thread now, very quietly. Carry on, gentlemen).

I have trouble with a one way...:D:D

Maybe someone will do a part deux of the Beulah thread... :eek: :p

Where is the Beulah thread?...

It's looking a little nipply out there.

Got milk?

One on the right looks like a poor man's Minka Kelly.

Far left still has a BOD for being 50+.

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I'm a lapsed Catholic, but I'd like to say the rosary with #2. I'm also a senile citizen, so I'd probably have to :wf:wf:wf:wf

She would look much better with a pearl necklace.

Odds my wife walks behind me when I click on threads like this: 1-9

Any other thread: 99-1

:D

Of all the threads that I opened, this was the only one that prompted an audible response. Although it's fair to say that when I read the title, then saw who posted it, I thought I was ready for anything.



Oh yeah, 4-2-1-3

4,2,3,1

Looks like my pick #4 is on a big lead....Wish my horses did as well...:D

Yes, but #2 is coming abreast her...

Yeah, but #4 will nip her at the wire....:D

I would go 3,2,4,1. But if we are talking about the size of the hats, it looks like 1,4,3,2 to me, or is it 1,4,2,3? Tough to tell, would be nice to have another angle. Overall, beautiful hats, wish I saw more of them at the races.

1,4,2,3

Hard old knocking allowance type, Grade 2 winner, Lead Pony, Grade 1 placed.

I'm with Joe - that means 1 probably won't show up at the wire :(








































j/k Joe - you are handling yourself like the true professional that you are lately

I think its clear cut 1. Shes hot.....
I was only a pro for about 8 weeks, but I am trying to stick around this time.

You have to approach this question as if seeing through the eyes of a bloodstock agent.

The mare on the far left has been brought up on a good nutritional program and likely has been doing uphill gallops all of her life. Ignore the turnout job by the groom. Think BC F&M Turf and hope no hot young Euro filly enters.

The two in the middle -- precocious, unremarkable breeding. They will win early at a track like Calder. By maturity as a 3 year old the wheels will be coming off..

Without looking at the page you would think Bernardini out of a Phipps-family mare. You'll likely head to Saratoga with high hopes.

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Kudos to the groundskeeper. You just don't see a lawn quite that healthy at this time of the year.

Too bad the bushes aren't in better focus. I'm wondering if they are as well manicured?

sorry bout your loss.. go hawks!!

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From what I can see it looks like the bushes are in need of some moisture.

This is for #2 though :{>::{>::{>::{>:

People who prefer #2 probably do so because of her relative youth compared to the other three.

Her face and head shape reveal to me, at least, a pretty white trash background.

Its all 1 for me, not even really close.

i asked tony to rate them since i felt inadequate to the task.

1 4 2 3