A DT Tradition! The Eclipse Awards
 

Okay so who will be around that night for our annual insult-athon festivities?

I know I will!

For anyone who doesn't know we host our own version wherein we ummm critique every damned thing about the evening.

Loads of fun!

Who can I count on?

I got us a group discount nearby.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/la-brea-holl...el-los-angeles

It's the next best thing to being there!

Oh my God. :D

Date? Time?:)

I'm in. I can't wait.

What should we wear this year?

Something sassy!

I hate that b*tch. She swore she would never tell that story.:mad:

Jan. 16th but I don't know what time.

Jeannine Edwards is hosting this year.

I'd like to remind the newer people and lurkers that you are welcome to join in!

Last year we had a few of the very quiet types finally speak and it was great so please... no being intimidated! If anyone messes with you all of us will gang up on them, okay? :D

Sightseek... sassy slutty or sassy formal?

preferred attire:

Ummm okay (pre) birthday boy. You can wear that if you really want to. :p

hmmm, lets take a look at past year's outfits....


bowties are a must for the boys:
http://www.horsephotos.com/watermark.jsp?photoID=123559

find older man -- put boobies on display:
http://www.horsephotos.com/watermark.jsp?photoID=123556

Where do I begin?
http://www.horsephotos.com/watermark.jsp?photoID=123555

Have something scary growing under your nose:
http://www.horsephotos.com/watermark.jsp?photoID=123535

Smile when winning awards you shouldn't get:
http://www.horsephotos.com/watermark.jsp?photoID=123408

Is he anyone's relative??:
http://www.horsephotos.com/watermark.jsp?photoID=123415

Wear an awful scarf:
http://www.horsephotos.com/watermark.jsp?photoID=123380

Consider bringing back the 80's, but please be green about your hairspray:
http://www.horsephotos.com/watermark.jsp?photoID=123302

If you've got more money than half the crowd, who cares what you wear?
http://www.horsephotos.com/watermark.jsp?photoID=123358

Why do people wear nylons that make them look like they have dead people's legs?
http://www.horsephotos.com/watermark.jsp?photoID=123326

Look like your date:
http://www.horsephotos.com/watermark.jsp?photoID=123324

Crash the party in jeans and a douchebag look on your face:
http://www.horsephotos.com/watermark.jsp?photoID=123342

Every member of the family shall look stoned in any photographs taken:
http://www.horsephotos.com/watermark.jsp?photoID=123281

Rock those extra chins!
http://www.horsephotos.com/watermark.jsp?photoID=123146

Bring a woman who can kick your a$$
http://www.horsephotos.com/watermark.jsp?photoID=123093

No one will confuse this guy for Hef:
http://www.horsephotos.com/watermark.jsp?photoID=123114

When flowers go bad...

http://www.horsephotos.com/watermark.jsp?photoID=123208

I think the color pallet for the dresses were inspired by my mom's living room circa 1978 -- long live gold, brown and pea green!

http://www.horsephotos.com/watermark.jsp?photoID=123102

She's married to Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber. Don't you think she's more embarrassed about that than her dress?

The Pletcher family one reminded me of the Huckabee's Christmas photo that someone posted a few years ago.

It's a close one but I've thought long and hard about it and no... I'd have to say the dress is even worse. :eek:

The colors make me want to slit my wrists.

Fine work, Sightie! :tro: Very impressive!

Now when we dress do we need to make sure we don't work our arms if were wearing something strapless and wear unflattering colors?


http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/sho...light=HUckabee

I have to wash my hair that night. Sorry.

Need any help? :{>: :p

Okay well if you change your mind and want to join in the running commentary we'll be here trashing everyone.

I mean discussing the ceremony.

FIFY
:p


I hereby approve of herkie's attire choice.


And I'm searching for a better venue for our little soirée.

BTW, does anyone have an airplane with enough seats for us all?

This event sounds so Eric the Midg, err, Actorish.

Oh hooray it's like you're slumming down here. :D

(Kidding.Just don't see you leave the Pad Lock / Selections too often).

Can you explain please for those of us that are morons and don't get it?

Thank you, kind Sir.

* * *

Old Dog... Maybe Sheikh Redboard can borrow one (?).

I guess you have to be a Howard Stern fan to understand. Eric is the angriest person in the world who hosts an internet show during American Idol (his favorite show) so that he can offer his take on the performances. Hard to explain if you don't know him from Stern.

Aaah okay thank you for explaining! Had no idea and appreciate it.

I am putting your name on the list of attendees so you know (and whether you like it or not). :p

Hope you don't catch a chill in that outfit.:D

Damn! I sold the private jet to buy the yacht.:mad:

Tina and I would have been prepared.. (had I actually won instead of finishing 2nd)

... and that, my friends, is how it's done. :tro:

You mean Steve doesn't have to wear the bunny ears?

Not until later..

I hear ya. ;)

Bowtie and cuffs look similar though . . .


Is that the lobby of the La Brea?

Did you read the reviews that were posted?

I usually don't look at this stuff but they are hysterical.

I think this was my favorite line although there were many to choose from...

Don't stay here. Unless you like voodoo and dead hookers.

I suspected that you were into kink.

Pipe down and get into that slinky red number you like to rock..

Is anyone watching on DRF? I can't get the link to work.

Loved the audio playing over Jeannine's opening speech.

On HRTV also.

Oh boy! There is nothing worse than someone who is not funny, trying to be funny.

Try clicking on watch live video of todays full card... I just got it to work that way.

Thanks, but I don't get HRTV.