You Know You Have Racing On The Brain When...
 

I have someone at work leaving. His name is Martin and his last name begins with a P. He's Latino.

We posted his job so current employees can apply. I'm the contact. We're a big place so I want to be able to tell people when they call it's Martin P's job that is available which will trigger an understanding of the work required.

I can't seem to remember Martin P's last name to save me. I keep wanting to tell people it's Martin Pedroza's job. :o:rolleyes::D

Anyone else have these types of issues?

Whenever a see a petite 30-something blonde I think of Chantal and immediately get aroused.

Well...not really. I'm just being a di.ck.

Whenever the Spanish guy was filling up his buckets of ice @ Maggiano's over the holiday season, i would say; "Watch your back Juan Carlos!"

And I thought nothing could bottom =5 thread.




Oh well, there's always the "anyone heard any good jokes" thread.

No there isn't.

When I am driving on the parkway behind some dickhead texting my first thoughts are whether I should go outside or up the rail to get by.

Also I refer to Hugo Chavez as "Choppy"

Clod: Please go douche yourself.

jms: Good one. :tro:

Oh my...I seem to have upset Brunhilda.



I'd hate to see her groom when she marries.

Well Sporty Fans...let's hear it.




Anyone eat Quaker Oats out of a feed bag??

Anyone have any rat poison....perhaps??

I think I have become a huge candidate for someones ignore list.




She must be some neeeeighbor.

She's a bit spitter---bet ya.

She's Asian and likes playing with Pray-Dough.

:tro:

ftfy.....:D...j/k, trying out my decoder ring....and i'm sure you are on Rita's lists..

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I did ask Stevie to vaporize that thread and he did....also sent Rita 3 pm's of apology.

I think she left.

TrackBratty...do you roll in the hay?

Ah wonder if she wears bar shoes?




Oh boy.

I better stop.

On blustery days, I'll bet she wears a snarf around her neck.

She just might give new meaning to "hanger in the stretch".

Do you think she thinks every day is Patday?

I saw this and thought of GPK cause I remembered he had him in his vs.

http://virginislandsdailynews.com/sp...#axzz1hpD69D4K

I can remember random hosrses people like or have talked about.

Someone used the wording "cause to believe" about a month ago and I started laughing cause I remembered Kingie saying (word for word now) "This is your Derby winner."

Not at his awful prediction... we all do that... but at my own inability to get certain things out of my head. :zz:

Random and extremely unimportant things but always related to names of horsies.

No one is ever there to get the joke and it's happened at other inappropriate times. :wf

Nooooooooooooo


She didn't leave....I like Rita....Did you run her off?...beastie

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meep-meep!!


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She's in Hawaii stalking O'drama.

I once injected myself with horse steroids, but I didn't become a horse.:mad:

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thud

Promise?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rYoRaxgOE0

i don't know how many times i've heard or read something and blurted out 'that's a horse name'. my daughter thinks it's funny. some people just look at me like i'm strange.
if it's not a horse name, then my reaction is that it should be.

the one on the right reminded me of a less attractive seabiscuit.

I have a customer at work named Dave Campbell. Every time he comes in I say, "Heres my favorite harness driver Dave Campbell." Once I asked him why he quit on the 6 horse the night before at the Meadowlands.

I take back most of the bad things that I said about you.

You picked a good one. Notice her klutzy effort to get in rythym with the others.If you watch careully---she fucl<s up the lip synch numerous times.


She was so bad ,the director stops action near the end and yells at her.You can tell by her petulant muggy face when action restarts.

Reminds me of someone here.

Thanks so much....not many here would.



That clip....it ruined my mousey-poo.

You know friends, when I say I can't find my Pay Pal,it always comes out...."I can't find my P-Val."




Kidding..I never do that.

This subject matter is ridiculous.

This is like a really bad form of Tourettes.




If you have this disease,shut up!!

I used to confuse Fernando Toro and Fernando Valenzuela all the time.

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Yeah this happens a LOT.