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clyde 01-06-2011 06:19 PM

I am the Center of the Universe on this Forum
 
I am also the greatest method poster in the history of the i-net.


I make,Brando,Newmano,DeNiro-o, Deppo and the rest look plebian.Loved my legion;hated by more.






Is it me?









it am !!

randallscott35 01-06-2011 06:22 PM

C+

clyde 01-06-2011 06:23 PM

Thanks so much, know you are a tough grader....so it means a lot.

MaTH716 01-06-2011 06:29 PM

BELCH!

clyde 01-06-2011 06:30 PM

Oh..by the way, did anyone watch and learn from that whipping S.C. gave to Auburn in the SEC title game??





Just thayin'.

clyde 01-06-2011 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 740382)
BELCH!

Always a pleasure.


kiss-kiss

clyde 01-06-2011 06:31 PM

Actually..I hate blechs!!


phooey!

clyde 01-06-2011 07:04 PM

I am also always to be kept ..up high,here.




For I am the Center of the Universe on this Forum.

randallscott35 01-06-2011 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 740383)
Oh..by the way, did anyone watch and learn from that whipping S.C. gave to Auburn in the SEC title game??





Just thayin'.



thudD

clyde 01-06-2011 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by randallscott35 (Post 740404)
thudD


Next time, nothing lower than an "A".


=:>

clyde 01-06-2011 08:12 PM

This....this is just great opera:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDhHx...eature=related

clyde 01-06-2011 08:24 PM

Always a swell tune:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV3SH...eature=related

clyde 01-06-2011 09:46 PM

!!

clyde 01-06-2011 11:21 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL3Dp6Oh3Fw

clyde 01-06-2011 11:49 PM

Alas, woe ah is....I mean is me.This seems to be my problem here.

Too much love;only a superstar ,as ah is....would understand:





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRd26...eature=related

clyde 01-07-2011 10:26 AM

GoodMorning SportyFans and other mutated forms of the species such as FOFs,ground hogs,piggys,fat moo cows,yella bellied lice and yer whatnot.

To those mothah fucl<ahs..



doo dah you and doo dah hah ,too!




Nothing of any interest going on in HorseyRacing with the possible exception of those losing many articles of clothing on the boring horsey races going on.Which is more like something going off,but close enough.

The Good Lord knows without the degenerate gambler,there would be no HorseyRacing.In that light,I would like to thank Steve for providing a home to those malcontents so they have a place to yuk it up among like goofs.


Well that was intriguing.






In other SportyNews......Ohio State continues to bask in the glory of a successful PigWhacking.Fitting it took place in God's Little Cesspool...Old DeadPeople.


whoa!!

I mean New Orleans.


Yes the excuses are flying higher and faster than a FOF caught raiding the dumpster at a Whole Donut Store.But what can one expect when one opts out of flying with eagles and chooses to burrow with the the denizens of the Mold Coast running from Lousyana to FloryDah.


In the NFL the Jest have made the playoffs and await elimination.


In the NBA.........who cares?


College basketball,who like the NBA and college fb is completely lacking a force anywheres close to sounding like NewYork, awaits the title game between Duke and Ohio State...gosh,there's that name again.



And finally, a certain big C remains home alone taping tv shows off 49 tv's so as to have something to do.



That's yer pure and unbiased SportyNews for today,SportyNewsFans.


Fry a FOF,watch 'em go off.





doo dah !! for now.

FGFan 01-07-2011 11:22 AM

:D:p

Such an angry, little, old man.

Isn't it nap time for old, senile men, go curl up in your bed. Oh that's right you don't have one, so go curl up on your cold, hard floor.:p

Rudeboyelvis 01-07-2011 11:28 AM

72 degrees on the Mold Coast today!! Don't knock it till yuh try it!!!

clyde 01-07-2011 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 740546)
:D:p

Such an angry, little, old man.

Isn't it nap time for old, senile men, go curl up in your bed. Oh that's right you don't have one, so go curl up on your cold, hard floor.:p


Oh now..I think it's you who has lost it.You forget..I've seen and heard what is behind your little facade here.I know how you burn with hate.









googlies!!

clyde 01-07-2011 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 740549)
72 degrees on the Mold Coast today!! Don't knock it till yuh try it!!!



The brainless aren't invited here.Why do you and The Cu.nt insist upon being where you are not welcomed?


Go find a brain,Rudyment.




googlies!!

clyde 01-07-2011 11:53 AM

The Cu.nt is a very angered wench, ain't she?


Geez...it's like a Pavlovian wuffie.

And then the little FOFs who can only follow come tagging along.

FGFan 01-07-2011 11:58 AM

Yes I find it all Highly Amusing and quite fun.

Lets see who answers to the bell, not me..I think you have 1 millions posts until I finally answered.


:D

FGFan 01-07-2011 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 740549)
72 degrees on the Mold Coast today!! Don't knock it till yuh try it!!!


yeah but, you're going to get a cold front in a few days, it's already here.


going down to the frigid 60's!!!!:p

clyde 01-07-2011 11:59 AM

Sorry,SportyFans...the StinkySnatch and her little piggy FOF friends are very upset with me because I don't do what I'm told.



Nazi swine that they are.

But we'll get throught their anger and hate...and by golly we will have fun with SportyNews!!

Hang in there.

FGFan 01-07-2011 12:03 PM

See I rang the bell and you started drooling.


Such fun.....



fr&l-a!!!

clyde 01-07-2011 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 740564)
Yes I find it all Highly Amusing and quite fun.

Lets see who answers to the bell, not me..I think you have 1 millions posts until I finally answered.


:D

Uh, no you don't.

I heard the real you...I know the real you.Your medicines don't work, the dope doesn't work.You roam the house ,boiling over.

Are you going to deny you told me you do dope every day and take medicine for your mental problems?

clyde 01-07-2011 12:05 PM

See SportyFans...it's about crazy people ,too.


On the spot CrazyPeople reporting.

clyde 01-07-2011 12:09 PM

Gosh,I should not have disturbed Mrs. "Oh I have such a busy bee life".....I know how I interrupt her busy bee life the instant I say something about her and by pure coincidence.......pffft! She appears.

clyde 01-07-2011 12:10 PM

fr&l-a!!


ah is the center of it all here!!

Posters views whiiiiirrrring!!

clyde 01-07-2011 12:13 PM

Oh well, I have to go and move snow.


That's why we all here are in such fine shape.We are not fat piggys such as you find in the Land of the Fat down there in hog belly country.

FGFan 01-07-2011 12:14 PM

Well it only took me 3 days to psfffft appear.

Ha you just think you know the real me...you were so busy yakking and deluding yourself you never listen to what anyone says.

No I didn't tell you I took meds I told you that you needed meds. I know that old, senile brain has trouble processing things.

nope don't smoke dope everyday either.

Ya know they have meds for old age demetia.


ringing that bell......

Rudeboyelvis 01-07-2011 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 740558)
The brainless aren't invited here.Why do you and The Cu.nt insist upon being where you are not welcomed?


Go find a brain,Rudyment.







googlies!!

OOOOOOOO!!!!



I MAY just do that.... leave, that is...


And then again I might stay a bit... dunno....



Leaning towards leaving if I'm being honest, as you've really turned this place into quite the borefest since you've disenfranchised your bud boardies...




What ah DO know FO SHO is that you are not the arbiter of whom is welcome or unwelcome, anywhere...







Enjoy your solitary confinement - ESPN may be looking for a trained seal if you get even more boring...err...bored.....Tho ahm not certain that's possible :D




googlies!!

Coach Pants 01-07-2011 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 740574)
nope don't smoke dope everyday either.

Ya know they have meds for old age demetia.


ringing that bell......


ELL OH ELL

FGFan 01-07-2011 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 740575)
OOOOOOOO!!!!



I MAY just do that.... leave, that is...


And then again I might stay a bit... dunno....



Leaning towards leaving if I'm being honest, as you've really turned this place into quite the borefest since you've disenfranchised your bud boardies...




What ah DO know FO SHO is that you are not the arbiter of whom is welcome or unwelcome, anywhere...







Enjoy your solitary confinement - ESPN may be looking for a trained seal if you get even more boring...err...bored.....Tho ahm not certain that's possible :D




googlies!!

He's shoveling snow....:D

There'll be 5 million posts after he's finished.

Ring that bell and he drools...:p

FGFan 01-07-2011 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 740576)
ELL OH ELL


:D
:p
;)

clyde 01-07-2011 01:22 PM

[quote=FGFan;740574]Well it only took me 3 days to psfffft appear.

Ha you just think you know the real me...you were so busy yakking and deluding yourself you never listen to what anyone says.

No I didn't tell you I took meds I told you that you needed meds. I know that old, senile brain has trouble processing things.

nope don't smoke dope everyday either.

Ya know they have meds for old age demetia.


ringing that bell......[/QUOT]



...uh-huh...



OK.




I can't say your answer was unexpected.

clyde 01-07-2011 01:24 PM

SportyFans.....The Crazies have invaded.



Let's watch.

Should be fun.

Antitrust32 01-07-2011 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 740568)
Are you going to deny you told me you do dope every day and take medicine for your mental problems?

i dont see a problem with this

Antitrust32 01-07-2011 01:28 PM

who would have thought that "mycatisdrinkinouttadetoilet" would end up being the best esoteric thread going


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