Derby Trail Forums

Derby Trail Forums (http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/index.php)
-   Esoteric Central (http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=8)
-   -   the curve of the body,as it turns away (http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40245)

clyde 12-31-2010 03:58 PM

the curve of the body,as it turns away
 
Hey SportyFans!!


Just got out of stir.

Yup.

Stevie's blow job hacks...no big deal.



I did that time standin' on my friggin' head.






A lot of things now need closing out.Things in the past,we shut the door on them and look forward to new vistas.Some of you will not see it that way.Some of you will drink yourselves half to death and then plop into a car and risk your life and ,worse...other lives.

You're really stupid.



Something else.

I will now make reference to a person as ...The Spazz.


Yes...that very same Spazz who has no time for goofy NerdyTrail...oh boy does she have a life...she travels world 'round and hits aaaaall the hot spots and rubs with aaaaaall the right crowds from heads of state to royalty.Busybusybusybusy.

SSSSSSSO BUSY!!

Yet I make one reference to her and......fwoom!! ...She's here....spewing lava.




And with that jazz in mind....I won't look for the Piggy Pen, but am adding The Spazz' Trained Pus.sy, Geeker, to the PiggyList.


Sightypoopoo-kins....please.

Don't make me do this thing to you,too.







So this is a start and may well be an end,too.


We'll see.

clyde 12-31-2010 04:17 PM

And for the love of God doesn't anyone see the elephant as I described in this song????



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7UguDRPoow

clyde 12-31-2010 04:49 PM

c u all latah

clyde 12-31-2010 06:07 PM

It's latah now.




I am amazed at some things that will never change.

Really am.

This is why I don't think I'll see much of oh-11 here, if any of it.

clyde 12-31-2010 06:24 PM

Anyhoo.....what a radical mess over pure misplaced jealous rage.




That said, I think I have to go to the Fortress of Inept----fucl<.


SOLITUDE......and bang out thoughts ,if I have any.

I realize I have become the bane to many here.Only thing I can tell you is the ABC affect.....the 100% buy in to one side of a story; because of that ABC thing.


A story which shouldn't even be out because it deals with private matters that The Spazz has chosen to make public.At that, she couldn't even be honest; she has to twist and lie in her rage.

Believe me on one thing...she isn't :) :D :eek: ;)


I have seen the rage boiling over in her and if I had the same lack of character she does...I would have copied her seething, volcanic, senseless e-mails here.

clyde 12-31-2010 06:26 PM

I gave someone lastys on a senseless pm exchange.


I see they took the opportunity.

I will delete it without reading it..and close off the pm.

trackrat59 12-31-2010 06:32 PM

Clyde: I was wondering where you were hiding. Glad yer back on all fours.

Sorry about the bad bj.

clyde 12-31-2010 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trackrat59 (Post 738702)
Clyde: I was wondering where you were hiding. Glad yer back on all fours.

Sorry about the bad bj.


Hey baby....what are you talking about??

You were great!!


I got darted..just a few days.

But the doomsday one comes soon.

You know I love you.

trackrat59 12-31-2010 06:58 PM

Uhhh, thanks for the compliment, I think.:zz:

clyde 12-31-2010 07:12 PM

=:>

clyde 12-31-2010 07:57 PM

nobody can see it!?

An elephant...late at night in his little tent with his one leg chained to an iron stake....he hears that song and sways to the lull in the song.He also taps it out slow with one foot or maybe alternating feet.

A carnival elephant.




Someone has to see this.

Coach Pants 12-31-2010 07:57 PM


Dahoss 12-31-2010 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 738697)
I'm a drama queen and a big sissy. I'm mad that people have brought this to my attention. I'm going to go take some midol and watch the Lifetime network all night.

FTFY

clyde 12-31-2010 07:58 PM

Oh my God!!



What's that supposed to mean?

I am not a master criminal.

clyde 12-31-2010 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 738725)
FTFY


Yes..expect nothing less from you,Hossy.


Is there anything that doesn't bug you other than when people agree with you?

Oh well..IndefatigableIrrational Hossy may soon be taking a trip to the PiggyPen.

Coach Pants 12-31-2010 08:03 PM

I just got a misdemeanor.

I still believe that my fate and legend will fall in line with this guy...























































clyde 12-31-2010 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 738728)
I just got a misdemeanor.

I still believe that my fate and legend will fall in line with this guy...




..uh-oh....did something you said get darted with a warning?...and what's dumbfucl<inger got to do with this?...

Dahoss 12-31-2010 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 738727)
Yes..expect nothing less from you,Hossy.


Is there anything that doesn't bug you other than when people agree with you?

Oh well..Indefatigable, Irrational Hossy may soon be taking a trip to the PiggyPen.

Yes, I'm the one that's irrational. Good call.

Coach Pants 12-31-2010 08:06 PM

And I fear 2011 will be my last on Nerdy Trail.



Soon I will see Steve on one of the big horse racey networks and I will shed a tear and wish him well.

























And I will say the c word....in solitude.

clyde 12-31-2010 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 738731)
Yes, I'm the one that's irrational. Good call.


Thanks so much.

It certainly can't be The Spazz--right?




And..tirelessly irrational.....let's not forget.

clyde 12-31-2010 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 738732)
And I fear 2011 will be my last on Nerdy Trail.



Soon I will see Steve on one of the big horse racey networks and I will shed a tear and wish him well.

And I will say the c word....in solitude.



spit!!!!




whoa!!





Stevie..spare him for he knows not what he says.......it's the HersheyBar talking.

Coach Pants 12-31-2010 08:12 PM

Soon this place will be sponsored by upstanding corporations like PepsiCo and Ralph Lauren.

Steve is getting pressure from crybabies. And yes, it does make sense to censor bad words when the possibility of career advancement hangs in the balance.

But me? F.uck corporations and their ridiculous, unrealistic standards. Great going corporate America! The economy is great! Lets keep focusing on inane bulls.hit like language on message boards.

GG!

Coach Pants 12-31-2010 08:13 PM

And while we're at it...












f.uck the new year in the ass.

clyde 12-31-2010 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 738737)
Soon this place will be sponsored by upstanding corporations like PepsiCo and Ralph Lauren.

Steve is getting pressure from crybabies. And yes, it does make sense to censor bad words when the possibility of career advancement hangs in the balance.

But me? F.uck corporations and their ridiculous, unrealistic standards. Great going corporate America! The economy is great! Lets keep focusing on inane bulls.hit like language on message boards.

GG!

You know I'm with you on the games played behind doors closed only to the blind as far as corps go.



Is there a way you can say what you said?


Well that was dumb.

Never mind.

Dahoss 12-31-2010 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 738733)
Thanks so much.

It certainly can't be The Spazz--right?




And..tirelessly irrational.....let's not forget.

No, it's you. You're the one that became what you mocked. Oh well. From predator to sissy...and all it took was a booby pic. May your balls fly with angels.

Coach Pants 12-31-2010 08:18 PM

And if I am darted I just want to say...



































“Everybody needs a little time away.”
I heard Morty say,
“From Nerdy Trail.”
“Even trolls need a holiday.
Far away, from mongoloids”

Hold myself
It's hard for me to say I'm sorry
I just want me to stay
After all that we've been through
I will make it up to me
I promise to
And after all that's been said and done
You're just the part of me I can't let go (Ooo ooo)

Couldn't stand to be kept away
Just for the day
From the smart threads
Wouldn't wanna be swept away
Far away, down to get-togethers

Hold myself
It's hard for me to say I'm sorry
I just want me to know

Hold me now
I really want to tell me I'm sorry
I could never let you go
After all that we've been through
I will make it up to me
I promise to
And after all that's been said and done
You're just the part of me I can't let go

After all that I've been through
I will make it up to me
I promise to

I'm gonna be the lucky one

When we get there gonna jump in the air
No one will see us 'cause there's nobody there
After all, you know you really don't care
Hold on, I'm gonna take me there

Coach Pants 12-31-2010 08:22 PM

morty a smart thread was darted because of this...




http://i55.tinypic.com/2us95bn.jpg

hi_im_god 12-31-2010 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 738732)
And I fear 2011 will be my last on Nerdy Trail.



Soon I will see Steve on one of the big horse racey networks and I will shed a tear and wish him well.

























And I will say the c word....in solitude.

i wondered what had happened to the best thread of the last 3 months. too bad. the meltdown was epic.

clyde 12-31-2010 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 738740)
No, it's you. You're the one that became what you mocked. Oh well. From predator to sissy...and all it took was a booby pic. May your balls fly with angels.

Oh really?

When did anyone pull what the Spazz pulled?

Your character just went out the window as well, as far as I'm concerned.



You had your little pm discussion with me and things remain the same. You believe everything The Spazz says and nothing I say.


I have never received a photo of a girl's s boo bees from anyone here.How would you like it if someone said you sent a girl a photo of your joint? Yet you throw what you said out there even though you have no idea if it's true.

And you don't.

It's not.The Spazz always wanted to think as much.Anyone who has seen this stuff knows she strongly suggested she had photos that I supposedly sent her.When I told to post them then....she backed off very fast.

Everyhting else has been either a lie or a gross exaggeration...all because she doesn't like someone.

I can see why you are both friends.


We all fucl< around and I'm no different....but what you do here is show a complete lack of character....a complete lack of it and all because you don't like someone.

You should be in politics;it fits you well.

dagolfer33 12-31-2010 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 738741)
And if I am darted I just want to say...



































“Everybody needs a little time away.”
I heard Morty say,
“From Nerdy Trail.”
“Even trolls need a holiday.
Far away, from mongoloids”

Hold myself
It's hard for me to say I'm sorry
I just want me to stay
After all that we've been through
I will make it up to me
I promise to
And after all that's been said and done
You're just the part of me I can't let go (Ooo ooo)

Couldn't stand to be kept away
Just for the day
From the smart threads
Wouldn't wanna be swept away
Far away, down to get-togethers

Hold myself
It's hard for me to say I'm sorry
I just want me to know

Hold me now
I really want to tell me I'm sorry
I could never let you go
After all that we've been through
I will make it up to me
I promise to
And after all that's been said and done
You're just the part of me I can't let go

After all that I've been through
I will make it up to me
I promise to

I'm gonna be the lucky one

When we get there gonna jump in the air
No one will see us 'cause there's nobody there
After all, you know you really don't care
Hold on, I'm gonna take me there

Peter Cetera couldn't have sang it any better!

clyde 12-31-2010 08:47 PM

I wish I could follow this...but it seems good.

clyde 12-31-2010 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 738743)
morty a smart thread was darted because of this...




http://i55.tinypic.com/2us95bn.jpg


OH!!


Now I get it!


Thanks!




ror!!

clyde 12-31-2010 08:50 PM

And now....The IdeftatigableIrrationalHossy is now a member pig in the PiggyPen.




You certainly deserve it.

clyde 12-31-2010 08:53 PM

I am sure we'll be hearing more from our crack on the spot reporter of all that is true......I.I. Hossy.



He's certainly in the no.

Others just might join in ,too.

Or not.

Dahoss 12-31-2010 08:53 PM

Lectures in character from Morty. Only on Derbytrail.

clyde 12-31-2010 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 738754)
Lectures in character from Morty. Only on Derbytrail.

Show me where I did what you are doing.



I dare you.

clyde 12-31-2010 08:56 PM

r u going to bring about how it's just a message board again?




I would only mirror the same thing back to you.

Don't let it excite you so much if you truly feel it's just a message baord.

Dahoss 12-31-2010 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 738755)
Show me where I did what you are doing.



I dare you.

What am I doing exactly?

clyde 12-31-2010 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 738757)
What am I doing exactly?


You don't know?



You are going to play the stupid act?

Listen...I dropped it on the pm.

Let's drop it now and you can say you win....because you will go to any irrational length to prove to yourself you won.

Dahoss 12-31-2010 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 738758)
You don't know?



You are going to play the stupid act?

Listen...I dropped it on the pm.

Let's drop it now and you can say you win....because you will go to any irrational length to prove to yourself you won.

That's what I thought. I'm heading out. Have a nice night. Sissy


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 12:06 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.