Not Going Christmas Shopping For Clyde
 

Is anyone else not going Christmas shopping for Clyde?

Do you not want to do this thing together?

I will not be shopping for Clyde. I will be however taking a dump down his chimney.

I'd buy him some boo-bee pics off the internet but those goddamity sites are bad for your CPU.

Happy Birthday to you and KGB!

Thank you, dear.

I would not know what whatnot not to not give him.

So no, I'm not going.

To not go.

Before I decided to not go, I was going to get him a shovel to help hide the bodies....but I didn't want to be an accomplice.

I was thinking of not posting here.

Then I decided not to not to.

So many funny people,a real group of Don Knotts.



Go ahead, yuk it up.

And Sighty.....your finger prints are all over a certain camera tripod ....as well as a certain amplifier..and a certain mirror....and finally, a certain cucumber still in the ice box ,perfectly preserved.

What about the turkey caller....................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3pEA...eature=related

That is amusing only in the way the girl so fluidly and naturally demonstrated.



You could tell she's called a lot of turkeys.

:tro::tro:

!! :D !!

When the video was first posted the best comment was:

"Old habits die hard."

!!

She's certainly not camera shy.

Clydeey Poo, I thought you didn't celebrate Christmas?

huh?..why wouldn't I?

is it me?

It usually is................

:mad:

All right ,Mr. Holdiay Wizzard....what does he mean?

Maybe he views you as a Grinch type creature...................

I couldn't understand where he would get that idea from :rolleyes:

You're fucl<ing up SweetJane right now.



I carry the spirit all through the year.

Unlike 95% of happy-happy googlies out on the streets...in about 2 more days.

The blight will set in.

What I hought he meant was that I am Jewish.


But I am mostly Welshish.

And that's far worse a condition to the Gentiles.

Happy belated Hanukkah Morty.

Thanks...but we celebrate Muarry The Camel Day.

Oh well, happy Clydey notshopping.

Exactly. No harm.

You could call me anything that would delight the slurrish,even a Louisianian...and there would be no harm.

Damnit I was going to ask if you'd not go with me but I guess I missed you.

MaTHie is busy with his turkey caller lady...

Herkie? Will you please not go with me?

Hey now.......oh....and there would be no harm......Ok, thats better!!!

I got you a gooey duck Clyde.:)

I think I am going to totally against the theme of this thread, and get something for Clyde for Christmas.....that special death he has always wanted!!!.......I would have got his Browns a trip to the playoffs, but............

Aren't those some of the most peculiar things you have ever seen?

...

Check please!

It's a good thing I decided to not get you that shovel -- you can't find one in all of Virginia and we're going to get 3 - 5 inches tomorrow!

3 inches is all you will get from Clyde.

Interesting that you know this.....