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Rudeboyelvis 11-04-2010 04:59 PM

I am buying 500 of these
 
... and sellin' them on EBAY and CRAIGSLIST for DOUBLE my :$:









entrepreneural and whatnot - jus don't beat me to the punch, pls? thnx bye

Princess Doreen 11-04-2010 05:19 PM

Well, you won't net $2 apiece once you factor in envelopes, postage, and probably proof of mailing (if you want to protect yourself against accusations of non-receipt), not to mention the cost of your time to fill the orders. Plus, you can also bet that several hundred other people are thinking the exact same thing. And, what if she loses?!~

But, I'm sure you post was very much tongue in cheek - right?

my miss storm cat 11-04-2010 05:20 PM

I'd like to buy one for Coach.

clyde 11-04-2010 05:36 PM

Off to the vomitorium.

Princess Doreen 11-04-2010 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 716421)
Off to the vomitorium.

For dinner?:D

clyde 11-04-2010 05:45 PM

Oh my God...that was sickening.

Princess Doreen 11-04-2010 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 716437)
Oh my God...that was sickening.

But it fits you, woofie!

clyde 11-04-2010 06:00 PM

I'm leaving!!

Princess Doreen 11-04-2010 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 716457)
I'm leaving!!

Do you REALLY mean it? If you answer, you haven't left - right?

clyde 11-04-2010 06:13 PM

Right.

Rudeboyelvis 11-04-2010 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 716421)
Off to the vomitorium.

Which part got you? For me it was something about her tongue in my cheek.

BLEEEEEECKKKKK!!

I'm a kept man, Printheth. You will need to troll in deeper water.


And quit sprayin' ALL OVER MY FUC1<ING DREAM!!!!

Princess Doreen 11-04-2010 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 716463)
Which part got you? For me it was something about her tongue in my cheek.

BLEEEEEECKKKKK!!

I'm a kept man, Printheth. You will need to troll in deeper water.


And quit sprayin' ALL OVER MY FUC1<ING DREAM!!!!

I wouldn't put my tongue in your cheek if you had Russell Crowe's cheeks, so your sugah mama is safe from this "troll".

Yet, another lisper who needs medical attention. I'll see if I can afford it after I tally up my investment profits.

And, you're right about the description of your dream.

Rudeboyelvis 11-04-2010 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Princess Doreen (Post 716466)
I wouldn't put my tongue in your cheek if you had Russell Crowe's cheeks, so your sugah mama is safe from this "troll".

Yet, another lisper who needs medical attention. I'll see if I can afford it after I tally up my investment profits.

And, you're right about the description of your dream.

:D:D:D

Rudeboyelvis 11-04-2010 09:34 PM

No luck yet - 4 views; no bids :(


All the negative publicity from this thread is Killin' Me - Way to go, Printheth :rolleyes:





I gotta move 500 of these damn things before YaddaCubed hits the Big ChurchyTaDo.











Have I mentioned the FREE Personalized (oh, I'll personalize it alright) 8x10 Glossy Photo with every limited commemorative edition?????!!!!!!!










I TOLD the WebbyGuy to make the PINK CIRCLE LARGER!!!!!!!!!!!










Godamnitty!!!!!!

Princess Doreen 11-05-2010 10:10 AM

[quote=Rudeboyelvis;716582]No luck yet - 4 views; no bids :(
All the negative publicity from this thread is Killin' Me - Way to go, Printheth :rolleyes:
QUOTE]

Someday you'll thank me for this.;)

FGFan 11-05-2010 12:34 PM

Well I'll take one Rudy, no matter the outcome.











BUT it must be autographed by the Queen Diva herself.








Feisty down here, even the Princeth...yeah we all lisp down here!!!!

Princess Doreen 11-05-2010 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 716816)
Feisty down here, even the Princeth...yeah we all lisp down here!!!!

Not me - I was a planned breeding.:)

clyde 11-05-2010 04:28 PM

Who would plan a whizzo schizo?

Antitrust32 11-05-2010 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 716985)
Who would plan a whizzo schizo?

mistakes happen :D


btw.. I'm not sure when you are planning to die again, but I wont be back to NT until Monday so at least wait til then & we can have proper goodbyes. Maybe you'll give me your # so I can send you boo bee photo's?

clyde 11-05-2010 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 716993)
mistakes happen :D


btw.. I'm not sure when you are planning to die again, but I wont be back to NT until Monday so at least wait til then & we can have proper goodbyes. Maybe you'll give me your # so I can send you boo bee photo's?

Oh my God!!



r u serious!!?




Oh my God!!














I will be dying my final death...but I''ll wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Princess Doreen 11-05-2010 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 716985)
Who would plan a whizzo schizo?

Obviously, your parents.

clyde 11-05-2010 06:44 PM

You're my sister!!?













thud

Princess Doreen 11-05-2010 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 717077)
You're my sister!!

thud

Oh, yeah, I remember you - my adopted brother that my parents returned to the orphanage after the 30 day trial.

clyde 11-05-2010 08:06 PM

Ya baby..that's me.


You couldn't keep yer hands off me, so I got stiffed.

clyde 11-05-2010 08:06 PM

Oh boy.

Rudeboyelvis 11-05-2010 08:11 PM

I don't know where this is going but.... I've got 493 more of these damn things to ditch...














STEP UP PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!






























BTW, Thanks Franny :{>::{>::{>::{>: You are the slat of the erath

Princess Doreen 11-05-2010 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 717169)
Ya baby..that's me.


You couldn't keep yer hands off me, so I got stiffed.

They kept telling me you were the puppy I had been asking for. I believed them cuz I saw your tail wagging. Then.... maybe it wasn't your tail.:zz:

If you're going to Thistleydowns, make sure your handler has you on a short leash.

If you show up at Saratoga, I'll buy you a box of Scoobies. K?

Nigh, nigh fat woofie boy.

clyde 11-05-2010 08:13 PM

"slat"






rule-eng en leff-eng!!

ror!!





Franny...ya big ol' slat ,you!!

clyde 11-05-2010 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Princess Doreen (Post 717177)
They kept telling me you were the puppy I had been asking for. I believed them cuz I saw your tail wagging. Then.... maybe it wasn't your tail.:zz:

If you're going to Thistleydowns, make sure your handler has you on a short leash.

If you show up at Saratoga, I'll buy you a box of Scoobies. K?

Nigh, nigh fat woofie boy.



That was one fucl<ed up family we had.


Hey..tail is tail.








Just thayin'.

Rudeboyelvis 11-05-2010 08:23 PM

Boothie jus bought 32 AND A HALF Units!!!!



ror!




Something about wallpapering the inside of his PT Cruiser.


I Don't axe no questions - whatevah :$:

clyde 11-05-2010 08:24 PM

I think he's a papah hangah.

Rileyoriley 11-05-2010 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 717176)
I don't know where this is going but.... I've got 493 more of these damn things to ditch...













STEP UP PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!






























BTW, Thanks Franny :{>::{>::{>::{>: You are the slat of the erath




I'll take 100. Send Clyde the bill.

clyde 11-05-2010 09:08 PM

My sister will take care of it.

Rudeboyelvis 11-05-2010 09:10 PM

CHAAA CHINNGGG!!




You folks are the GREATEST!!!!
























REally!!!!







Great
















TUHD!i!i!

Princess Doreen 11-05-2010 09:15 PM

Tell me where to send the check - I'll get to it sometime in the distant future.

And, wolfie boy, stop telling people I'm your sister. You're an orphanage reject.

Rudeboyelvis 11-05-2010 09:17 PM

!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!


















That was uncalled for

Princess Doreen 11-05-2010 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 717263)
[color="Purple"][size="7"][b]!!!!!!


That was uncalled for

Probably - but sometimes it's hard to rise above your environment.

clyde 11-05-2010 09:21 PM

She's a tard ace.

Princess Doreen 11-05-2010 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 717269)
She's a tard ace.

No Scoobies for you - even if you do show your fat self at TOGA.

Be good boy - sit, stay, shut up.

Rileyoriley 11-05-2010 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Princess Doreen (Post 717278)
No Scoobies for you - even if you do show your fat self at TOGA.

Be good boy - sit, stay, shut up.

(the shock collar works best:D)


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