Derby Trail Forums

Derby Trail Forums (http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/index.php)
-   Sports Bar & Grill (http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=7)
-   -   Alabama getting over (http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/showthread.php?t=38574)

The Indomitable DrugS 09-27-2010 11:45 PM

Alabama getting over
 
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000...468451306.html


Not exactly as bad as what was going on at USC - or how Florida has had 20+ players arrested under Meyer ... but you have to assume something is up when hell holes like Alabama are the home state of two national powers in football .. and one that's the most dominant team in the nation of late.


clyde 09-28-2010 05:24 AM

There is no mention of the 5 players who,after turning down these "offers",suddenly and mysteriously disappeared.

Coach Pants 09-28-2010 05:56 AM

The Birminghan-Tuscaloosa area is far from a hell hole. And your f.aggot patriots suck. Tom Brady is too busy looking like a power bottom and shutting down when touched to bother with winning super bowls. Maybe that corpse of a coach can figure out another way to cheat so they can be contenders again but it's highly doubtful.

The Indomitable DrugS 09-28-2010 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 700391)
The Birminghan-Tuscaloosa area is far from a hell hole.

It's in Alabama...

Coach Pants 09-28-2010 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS (Post 700436)
It's in Alabama...

So by that logic Erie must be super cool because it's in Pennsylvania.

ddthetide 09-28-2010 10:29 AM

some of that was Saban's way to get rid of the last of shula's head cases and trash.
the medicals get the kids off the football scholly list and open them for others that can use them. and the kids on medical still get to finish their education at no cost them.

Coach Pants 09-28-2010 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ddthetide (Post 700442)
some of that was Saban's way to get rid of the last of shula's head cases and trash.
the medicals get the kids off the football scholly list and open them for others that can use them. and the kids on medical still get to finish their education at no cost them.

This story is over a week old and a non-issue. Haters gonna hate.

Crown@club 09-28-2010 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 700440)
So by that logic Erie must be super cool because it's in Pennsylvania.

Erie is a sh1thole. They don't call it the mistake by the lake for nothing.

The Indomitable DrugS 09-28-2010 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 700440)
So by that logic Erie must be super cool because it's in Pennsylvania.

In terms of anything but winter temp - Erie is not super cool - nor is the state of Pennsylvania. It's a good reason why a lot of elite top state talent goes elsewhere if they can.

One of the great passing games in Erie highschool history was an old Central Tech High team that had Bobby Biletnikoff at QB - and Fred Biletnikoff at wideout.

Bobby went to south Florida and set passing records at Miami before getting drafted in the first round by the New York Yankees. Fred went to Florida State.

It's understandable why athletes would want to play in Florida or So. Cal if they're good enough to make it. Alabama, however, is like the heart of the SEC.

It churns out Political ads like this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlAjTQO11V0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU7fhIO7DG0

Coach Pants 09-28-2010 11:04 AM

derp derp one thing makes the whole state bad routine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al-_ccxQijU

hur all pennsylvania gun toting hicks so it sux!

The Indomitable DrugS 09-28-2010 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crown@club (Post 700447)
Erie is a sh1thole. They don't call it the mistake by the lake for nothing.

We had a 12 hour a day 7 day a week racing station on cable ten years before TVG ... and before the Internet took off - and it was better than TVG in almost every way.

We also had the Taj Mahal of OTB's built in like 1989 ... and by '92 they were taking like 20+ signals.

Our strip clubs feature hot, young, college age strung out junkies. Full nudity - and they'll do almost anything to extend a $15 dance - into three such dances - even if it means eluding a load shot intended for their mouth or face with the same elusiveness that Mike Vick displayed against an ACC down lineman.

The Internet works awesome here. High speed signal is as fast here as anywhere.

The Indomitable DrugS 09-28-2010 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 700465)
derp derp one thing makes the whole state bad routine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al-_ccxQijU

hur all pennsylvania gun toting hicks so it sux!

Draw a big fat T through the map of the state and about 95% of that might as well as be Alabama.




James Carville on Pennsylvania "It's Pittsburgh on one side, Philly on the other -and Alabama in between. If the turnout is better in that T McCain will win. If it's better where the people are Obama will win"

Coach Pants 09-28-2010 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS (Post 700474)
Draw a big fat T through the map of the state and about 95% of that might as well as be Alabama.




James Carville on Pennsylvania "It's Pittsburgh on one side, Philly on the other -and Alabama in between. If the turnout is better in that T McCain will win. If it's better where the people are Obama will win"

And that's the place to be if we're invaded by the Chinese. I don't want to be surrounded by a bunch of city-slicker sissies and ethnic gangs that hate whites. I want to be with the sharp shooters and deer hunters that are just waiting to kill some motherf.uckers.

clyde 09-28-2010 11:34 AM

Working on a tip, Sheriff's deputies are digging up a secluded area in Saban's back yard.

Coach Pants 09-28-2010 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 700480)
Working on a tip, Sheriff's deputies are digging up a secluded area in Saban's back yard.

Star Jackson is still alive. False tip.

clyde 09-28-2010 11:39 AM

They do have to see where all leads go.




Now after a warrant to search secluded areas in his front yard.

clyde 09-28-2010 12:10 PM

Deputies have discovered a buried steel box in Sabna's secluded areas of his front yard.It contains a receipt for 3 ice boxes and 200 pounds of ice.


Eyebrows are going up.

Deputies are interested to know the location of these items.They have many questions to ax Mr. Saban


Saban is not commenting and has hired Darden as his attorney.


***************************


NEWS BULLETIN FROM THE LOCAL NEWS BULLETIN OFFICE






Sheriffs Deputies in Alabama have connected Saban to the suspected secluded serial killer...Michigan Byco of the Ohio State evpn football message board.

dagolfer33 09-28-2010 01:35 PM

I guess the authorities are trying to foil Saban and Calipari's attempt to create the new "SEC Legion of Doom". Saban is only at jeopardy if RHT is a fan of his.

Coach Pants 09-28-2010 01:39 PM

I'd be bitter too. You're stuck with Les.

clyde 09-28-2010 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dagolfer33 (Post 700538)
I guess the authorities are trying to foil Saban and Calipari's attempt to create the new "SEC Legion of Doom". Saban is only at jeopardy if RHT is a fan of his.

ror!!


Somehow I feel LSU Bo is involved.

dagolfer33 09-28-2010 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 700540)
I'd be bitter too. You're stuck with Les.

It's transparent, isn't it.

The Indomitable DrugS 09-29-2010 09:31 AM

Roll Tide!


clyde 09-29-2010 09:32 AM

OH MY GOD!!



That's Sighty-poo in the griddle!!...whoa!!! ...I mean middle!!

MaTH716 09-29-2010 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS (Post 700885)
Roll Tide!


2,1,vanned off.

clyde 09-29-2010 09:43 AM

whew!!

The Indomitable DrugS 09-29-2010 09:43 AM

I like the cheeze it box and fork right behind her.

Coach Pants 09-29-2010 09:51 AM


clyde 09-29-2010 09:55 AM

wuff!!

Coach Pants 09-29-2010 09:57 AM

Doug knows nothing about SEC tang. Arguably the highest quantity of decent snatch in the country. Pennsylvania, on the other hand, is ugly slut central.

clyde 09-29-2010 10:03 AM

..gimme some dat 'bammer bush!!..

The Indomitable DrugS 09-29-2010 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 700907)
Doug knows nothing about SEC tang. Arguably the highest quantity of decent snatch in the country. Pennsylvania, on the other hand, is ugly slut central.

I protest the ugly part ... those chicks are rowdy, they can drink, and they'll bang almost anything.






Antitrust32 09-29-2010 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 700907)
Doug knows nothing about SEC tang. Arguably the highest quantity of decent snatch in the country. Pennsylvania, on the other hand, is ugly slut central.

PAC 10 would MURDER the SEC in this category... Absolute MURDER.

the difference between the Pac 10 and SEC in the snatch category is the difference between SEC and Pac 10 in the football category the past decade.

Coach Pants 09-29-2010 10:23 AM




Coach Pants 09-29-2010 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 700921)
PAC 10 would MURDER the SEC in this category... Absolute MURDER.

the difference between the Pac 10 and SEC in the snatch category is the difference between SEC and Pac 10 in the football category the past decade.

Ole Miss could give any Pac-10 school a run for their money. And when you include the University of Washington the Pac-10 goes down about 50 points.

The Indomitable DrugS 09-29-2010 10:24 AM

Those are girls you take home to your mom.

They're not the kind that stumble into a port-o-potty and blow you.

Coach Pants 09-29-2010 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS (Post 700925)
Those are girls you take home to your mom.

They're not the kind that stumble into a port-o-potty and blow you.

Like these two?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpjFf...eature=related

Coach Pants 09-29-2010 10:34 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0F37B0F0XE

This video is great because it shows the beautiful black women of Alabama. Holy s.hit there are some stunning women there.

Antitrust32 09-29-2010 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 700924)
Ole Miss could give any Pac-10 school a run for their money. And when you include the University of Washington the Pac-10 goes down about 50 points.

I'm sure Tenn has some hot sluts also..

I know UF is like University of Fuglies. Maybe drop UF and Washington and grade from there??

I'll take the four-headed monster of U of A, USC, UCLA & ASU over any group.

and just think we are getting Utah in a couple years... also those ridiculously hot crazy morman blonde chicks.

Antitrust32 09-29-2010 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 700923)




I'd see 250 girls who looked like this just walking to class at 8 in the morning.

I think the U of A girls who would get a rate of average are still hotter than anything I've seen at UF... except for that chick in the Tebow picture.

Antitrust32 09-29-2010 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 700931)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0F37B0F0XE

This video is great because it shows the beautiful black women of Alabama. Holy s.hit there are some stunning women there.

never really saw many black women in Pac 10 schools except for the athletes so you may have us covered there.


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 07:24 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.