10509 way avenue
 

What do you think?


Does it work?

Why?Why not? Tell me. Tell him. Tell her. Wait a minute.I forgot my head.

Let's watch.



Should be fun.

I even remember the phone number there....MIchigan ( barf!! ) -1-2625.

Was about 1,000 feet from Paul Revere Elemntery School.Got sent to kindergarten ( or is it kintergarden? ) at the age of 4!..YES! Can you imagine how irrseponsible my parents were?


And on the very first day, I recall my Father taking me there, but when school let out....no one came to get me!

Really,really!


I was scared to death.I though giant frogs would kidnap me.

But I reasoned it out because I was so close.I remembered I was only 3 doors down from the school once you reached the long walk to the gate. To my left was more school...to the right,houses.


That's when I discovered I had an innate ability to logically peel away red herrings and find the real deal.






I hope you all enjoyed this.

Much more to come, try to settle down.

Yes.

Please continue.

Too kind...really,really.



I went kinty ( or kindy) through 6th grade with almost all the same kiddies.Rememberalmost all names:


David Gentelli,David Reimer ( killed in Viet Nam),Larry Rohal,Ronald Urich,Richard Depp,Victor Trebbulos,Ronald Hahn,Edward Izwarski,Albert Santilli,Donna Hoychik,Charlotte Fogel,Susan Soinski ( :{>:),Carloe Brown, Sandy Takas ( :{>: ),Carol Patty,Joanne Milligan....that's all, I think.


We were a good bunch,honest. Got along very well together and then after Paul Revere ,the split ups started.


I remember going to Richard Brady's house for his birthday party. We were all about 9ish and his sister and her girlfriend were in charge.They were about 14.

As you can imagine...the party broke down into decadence....and debauchery...and squalor of minds.

They first had us guess what things were by feeling them with our eyes closed. One of the things was a finger that...felt yucky.Then it went to spin the bottle...then 7 minutes in Heaven. The one girl, his sister I think....she was sticking her tongue in my mouth.




whoa!!!!



Said I.


But I lllliked it!


I really wanted those next 7 minutes, but his parents pulled in the driveway and found like around 10 kids sitting pretty with halos on their heads.


I did get a boo bee feel in ,though.

Was fun.

Frank Dedek!!

Forgot about him...we called him ''dead dick."

But a good guy.


You know...we actaully would pull into the driveways of our homes ( let's say Dedek,Brady and Santelli) on bikes and ''call " for the guy whose house we were at. They would yell.. ( for me, in this case)..''OH DAVE-EEEE!!!''





God, we were dweebs.

INTERMISSION from the WINTERFISHIN



Haven't heard this one for a while.

For all the great Moms , no longer with us:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OwSa...eature=related

One more while my noodle tries to catch up:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo4Y0TxW41g






When I'm lyin' in my bed at night
I don't wanna grow up
Nothin' ever seems to turn out right
I don't wanna grow up
How do you move in a world of fog
That's always changing things
Makes me wish that I could be a dog
When I see the price that you pay
I don't wanna grow up
I don't ever wanna be that way
I don't wanna grow up

Seems like folks turn into things
That they'd never want
The only thing to live for
Is today...
I'm gonna put a hole in my TV set
I don't wanna grow up
Open up the medicine chest
And I don't wanna grow up
I don't wanna have to shout it out
I don't want my hair to fall out
I don't wanna be filled with doubt
I don't wanna be a good boy scout
I don't wanna have to learn to count
I don't wanna have the biggest amount
I don't wanna grow up

Well when I see my parents fight
I don't wanna grow up
They all go out and drinking all night
And I don't wanna grow up
I'd rather stay here in my room
Nothin' out there but sad and gloom
I don't wanna live in a big old Tomb
On Grand Street

When I see the 5 o'clock news
I don't wanna grow up
Comb their hair and shine their shoes
I don't wanna grow up
Stay around in my old hometown
I don't wanna put no money down
I don't wanna get me a big old loan
Work them fingers to the bone
I don't wanna float a broom
Fall in love and get married then boom
How the hell did I get here so soon
I don't wanna grow up

Just a qiuck thought...there are , right now, 597 viewers at NoAdvantage....and 36 here.

I don't even see choice between the two, yet they have tons of viewers.




Then I think of the law of diminishing returns.Like...the higher the intellectual content---the smaller the audience.

But then I think about NoShoes,quiet!! ,Betsy,Oinkman,K-RAG,Ryan...and so forth.




It's mind boggling..is what it is.

don't let it bring you down

Some don't hear the music.

It is hard not to...Steveie runs a swell place.



NoAdvantage runs an asylum.

Really hard to figure.

Oh that's a good one.


Tits did ,pretty well...when I was there last.So did a few others...but very few.NA and RagTop from Less,OK.....they dart what threatens them.


I don't know...Dark is enough to keep me away.

My sister.....she would strip naked in front of my friends at the age of 4.

This was outside.

I was 7.



She even did it one summer at the playground in front of like 300 kids.It was very,very embarrassing.Talk about someone you can't take anywhere.



But it was an omen...as she grew up to be much bigger attentioHO than even me.



Moving right along here, I was forced to see my Grandmother at her funeral at the age of about...like 4 or 5.Horrible experience.They did strange things back then.

At least she was dead.

If she would have moved...I'd have died right there myself.





I was hitting a softball in the back yard towards the house one summer...7 or 8, I think.My other Grandmother lived upstairs and was sitting at the end of the hallway, looking at me through the back window up there....I noticed her and got very desirous to show her how far I could hit that softball.To this point I was barely reaching the foundation of the house.


So I says...I says---HEY!!...Nanny!!..watch this one!









It went off like a rocket.

Right at the window.

An then...right through it.





I fainted.





But she was OK.

I don't think olive oil is to be refridgerated.


Doesn't look right.

pwiezer...wasn't he a little rascal?

Take another listen break...good for the flow of blood into and out of your own personal noodle:


Ah wonder what CatGirlDo ( or, Honula) would look like stripping to this? What do you think?




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4c2rMnKZB8

I remember my sister,Diann ( Gail is the bi.tch)...she was about 6 and me--8.She rode her bike into the street and got hit by a car. Destroyed the bike, but she was OK.




My Father was furious.

I'm kidding.




But my Mother screamed at her to no end for being so stupid...she was livid.

It meant she was so angry at her because the scream and squealing of tires on bricks made her think much worse had happened.

That meant she was very,very happy Diann was OK.



Parents are dumb.





I was behind my Mother making happy faces at Diann because she was getting yelled out.Always was a loving brother.

Am admiring my new signature.



I think I would try to throw her off by saying..''You know, Ms. Gooey...your thighs are hot.May I sample the texture of their inside portion?I'd like to see if you could keep the endless questioning going after about 3 seconds."

Did you End up owning a Spooky hostel house & inviting young boarders & then stabbing them while dressing up like your Grandmother ?

Why,yes.

I did.




I cut off their heads and then stuck them in my ice box.

found Morty's theme song:

free single and disengaged

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrqCV...ayer_embedded#!

Diana Rigg:{>:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNo79...ayer_embedded#!

Oh, look! Morty and Gooey!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KnXB...eature=related

and last one, a little gospel for ya this morning

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0GWl...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgkb_wZVLFU

I llllllllllllook maaaaaaaaaaah-lus!!!!

I rrrreally do!

That was beautiful.

When I was around 9 or so,I got a new bike for Christmas.


I hated it.

I loved the old one, but it was taken away and I had to settle for this thing.


Glad winter was well on it's way.

First day of summer and I left it at the schoolyard.Really.I forgot it.The next day my Mother noticed it gone and yanked me to the janitors office at school,she told me my Father would kill me if he found out I lost it ( he'd kill her,too...she' not kidding me). So to shorten up---the janitor had picked it up and taken it inside his office so I got it back.


Now it's fall.About 160 of us decide to play tackle football right on the manicured school grass one Sunday. It was the only grassin the whole place.Right in front of the school main showing.They were really proud of it.


But not that Monday.



It looked like Woods got really,really mad at the grass and had a divot outburst.


They weren't sure who was involved,but some rat person living across the street fingered one of the kids.


It was me.


I should have gotten a Born To Lose tattoo.



Anyhoo--the janitor ( Mr. Waggle---not kidding) had me come to his office.I couldn't snitch.He even tried to use the bike affair to make me feel like I owed him something.It didn't work.He then tried to scare me by saying I could get 10 years in stir for this if I took the rap alone.I told him I could do ten years standing on my head.

He didn't lke that one.


But then he got me. He said..' Oh well, you seem to be the only offender we know of, so your parents will have to pay the $100 rerpair bill.'



I thought about what my Father might say to me.




At that point.... I snitched everyone out.


We had to pay 5 dollars each.



The best thing about this is my friends actually understood why I did it.

My Mother and Father called me a rat.





Good thing I didn't own a mustard squirt gun back then.

was the bike a Red Stingray?

Maybe you should really consider getting that tatoo, but make it read
"Born to be a LOSER". You could put it on a big Canadian Maple Leaf. I bet it would look real sharp...........:rolleyes:

Well it was red..but don't recall the make.

My old one was a stripped down 26'' Murray, black with baloon tires.The new one had skinny tires....blech.

Thank my luckies Thanksgiving isn't too far off.



I hope they abuse you good this time around.

They ain't coming this year, cause we ain't goin to be here.

But thanx for you concern Morty-kins...............

Kiss-Kiss

















and leave my pet seals out of this, Doucheface

ror!!!!







!!!!OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

!!





Where is the Hells Angels emblem??

#4,ThunderWay in ST's 8th today

He has since turned in his banana seat for a banana hammock and a cape.



I shunned all of the dolls I was given as a child. I knew early on I did not want children.

Why did you know this at such an early age?Tell me...right now..and why or why not.







What does the below look like to you?


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