Ah think we need to do it!
 

A limerick thread, that is.

Who is gonna go first?

Do you ever learn?????????????????

Do I have to remind you of the Christmas song thread of 2008, again? :eek:

Ooooh I knew you'd do it with me. :p

C'mon, you start. I shall ponder.

(... and yes I will never forget the lovely songs. We created art.) :D

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You ponder and I'll sleep on it. Maybe I'll feel more creative in the morning.

There once was a "man" named Moss
Who thought he was the motherf.ucking boss
He ducked and ducked
While the game was completely f.ucked
Shame the horse wasn't owned by Randy Moss

Brilliant! :tro:


Stonegossard is mad cause i said
i liked him so much id give head
andys not around
hey wheres chuckles the clown?
Is cardus retired or dead?


lurker calls clydie poo gopher?
i think he'd like to be his chauffer
they could drive round the cah sol
if its not a big hassle
and watch fredymo blow his shofar


geeker boy he loves his feline
he pets her while capping woodbine
but on the other hand
i imagine fat man
kicks his dog during races - he's swine.



Vic S gets in fights all year
his groupies protect him and sneer
he calls some posts sharp
tho he prolly thinks a carp
has more depth and brains than some do here



Oh God there's a thread on Russ Baze?
Coma coming on, where's my chaise?
Big fish in small pond
90 brunettes to one blonde
he's as dull as Rutherford B Hayes.



I guess we need one here for doug
what rhymes with that besides drugs?
We must include socks
*****, cum, and his ****
wonder if he does that on the rug.

No dear, that's the middle part of a haiku.

We're doing limericks today.

Maybe we can make a haiku thread tomorrow.

ROR...Coach well done!

Made love to Gooey..yup, ah di-yud
She gave me some phooey..as I flipped her li-yud
She has a great dupa
I whacked it like Krupa

He gave me, to save me
Sweet Debbie's wine,
Right off the vine
I swallowed it down...tasted her sound


I am innocent when I dream
when I dream
I am innocent when I dream





O=:>

Not a proper limerick but you get a pass for the Gene Krupa reference.

Not at all his best recorded solo but my favorite movie of all time is Ball of Fire (greatest screwball comedy ever) and he's in one scene.

No more passes... limericks only!

I do as I please.





Fucl< you.

And I'm not playing anymore.





In fact...I'm leaving.

:D some fine work here.

Clyde was the resident predator at Nerdy Trail
Most of his posts were epic fails
You never know where he might lurk
Many people think he's a jerk
But ever needed I would post his bail

Morty sat on the doorway
Being a predator, his forte
He dodged the dart
And let out a fart!
Leave he did for Norway.

There was a horsey named Blind Luck
Who definitely did not suck!
A late runner is she,
The Devil will flee!
The Rockies are no excuse to duck.

There was a young lady named Sighty
Who needs to focus on work with all her mighty
The horsey sites she does lurk
so much better than work!
Back to the pleadings for Miss Sighty...

No Thanksgiving at my house this year
I should have nothing to fear
No jerkoffs there to ruin my day
I should be able to relax eat and play
I will definitely not be shedding any tears

Math is having a Thanksgiving Party!
Special guest will be Eoin Harty!
Just bring a cake,
and relax by the lake
and look out for Clyde's nasty Farty!

I don't have anywhere to go this Thanksgiving...nor last year...nor the year before that.



What shall I do?

Cat-Girl-do..is now bettah than you.

I think I rather have my brother in law and his family over.

Ohh poo
Who knew?
Only a few

:tro:

not a fan of Eoin Harty I suppose?

Yeah, that's it............:rolleyes:

LOL ;)

It looks as though it's another Thanksgiving alone.....with ,perhaps some peanut butter and honey to eat.





I will remember to give thanks for all those who made fun of me.

I am so lucky.

I have Thanksgiving alone every year - I think it's a blessing! :D

:baby:


You can come celebrate Fanksgiving with me dear.

This will excite Deb-O-Deb.

You're too far away.


Move here.It's all I ask.

Can you get a jub lined up for me?

I'd like to make $3.14 per hour with absolutely no benefits.

Maybe I can be a trainer at Thistly!

Mrs. Belmont called. Her and Mr. Belmont would be honored if you partake in turkey carving festivities with them.

Such wonderful people.

You don't want to go there, they are having a bed bug outbreak! :eek:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/2010081...08599201150900

I hope you are quite pleased with yourself,Gooey.Everyone is making a fool of me no thanks to you and your poppycock.











Oh boy.