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There's Johnny!!



He's a Tigah.

He looks good in mustard.

Poor Jhonny. I never hated him. He just wasn't that good and never got better. One of the few people on the planet that just exists. Never happy, never sad, only existing. In the end his postseason performance in 2007 was far superior to LeBron James' 2010 postseason performance when talking about July exits from Cleveland. I guess the market for fat shortstops moved to 3b for ever increasing lack of mobility was only a low class A pitcher. Who knew!! IN the immortal words of Bill Belichick..."diminishing skills".

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All free agents gone.

Feels familiar.

Hey!!...there's always 2024!

So kind SIR! You know what I am talking about too...

SO KIND!

Oh..am sorry.Should have told you all.


I am Mortimer's brother. (No ScabsMother jokes,please.)

He died last night. Took a shower and then went out doors and grabbed onto an electrified invisible fence.

It took a while for him to find it, but he did.


His will asked I carry the torch here for him from time to time.

His will also mentioned to let someone here know he was very sorry he did not have the decency to wait until Thanksgiving.

He owed me $20...will you be paying off his debts?

He took my black waist ribbon....have you come to return it?

He said you would say this...and that you are a big liah!!

He said you would say this...and that you are ssssso steamy he loved that little...whoa!!!......I mean that you are a big liah!!

I can recommend a good taxidermist in Cleveland...

We're way ahead of you.


He's being stuffed as we type.

A tour is planned.


I also wish to thank Debbie for yet another one of her bright ideas.

First stop Vegas!

Why,yes.

It is.


Anyone ever been there?

What's your name, bro?

...uh.......Davey-poo........yes, Davey-poo...

ROR.........................

Nice to meet you, Davey-poo.

RockTard is going to be devastated about Morty.

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He was devastated before he was born.

spit!!


I was laughing just seeing your name responding.


Don't ask me why.

I'm laughing because Morty saves passwords.

That's not all he saved.




;)

When is the funeral kind brotha sir? I want to send my friends, the Cleveland Indians, a page about their most loyal fan trying to show them where the ball is suppose to be hit and how he gave his life for that.

Please advise and Congrats on your new found fame

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THOSE guys should be the ones with an electrified invisble fence....around their dugout so they never see the field.


Will post a schedule soon.

Chicago is a go.

Well he's definitely not an Indians reliever.

!!OOOOOOOOOO!!


They get scored by the amount of their pitched baseballs they get hit by.


It's a dangerous job, for them.

whoa!!

The Indians are up 6-5...was 6-2 one inning ago. They're about to blow another one. I have to hear this.

They won ....thud.






Deborah is really cheesed off at me.

Believe me, I can tell.

RIP

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