The sexiest ontrack personality!
 

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I just love her!

Great to look at, but still uncomfortable interviewing people. In a fast voice, "What did you think about that"

Very nice girl also.

I don't think she is attractive

tits & ass

None of the first, amazing on the second.

Our other, Jessica Pachenco, was rumored to have a wooden leg but through some research (from other people) that was shot down.

She is one of the trickiest girls you will ever meet. Some days she absolutely brings it and she looks like she has this unbelievable body and personality, A+ material, and then other days, she could barely make a C. Mind boggling for me

That girl looks Chinese food with Mom worthy........

Nah

That's the kind of chick you want. You don't want a chick that's 'consistent' when it comes to appearance, as you'll get tired of her real quick; no matter how hot she is. On the other hand, a chick that's passable one day, in a given outfit, say, and boner inducing another, in a different outfit, is at a premium. Of course, NOTHING beats great body parts --- and I don't mean big tits or a shapely ass only but that 'special' *****/ahole combo. This, obviously, isn't transparent, however. Having seen a lot of women nude, online and otherwise, I'm guessing Jessica has very nice body parts. Too bad the racing sucks this year AP, so I'm not having the pleasure of viewing her.

are they able to withstand the' waitress killer flip flop attack'..?

So much for the theory that guys notice pretty eyes or a nice smile first.

Pachenco intimidates me, plus I was under the impression she had a wooden leg and I just couldn't perform under those conditions.

Alyssa has a boyfriend but is a very nice girl. The sexy part about her is that she knows horses in a non handicapping way.

we did , until Kim Kardashian took over the world:eek::eek:

Smile definetely

I'm undecided if she has a nice rack or not. We were talking about it the other day and she also plays around on how those bad boys look. Some day they look like they are ready to take out an aircraft carrier and others they are ridiculous.

Whoa!

:eek:

Where does Margo rate on TFM "special" combo?

I've met both Alyssa and Jessica and find both attractive in different ways. They're both very nice people and know horses from different viewpoints. Arlington is lucky to have both.

NT

I understand how rumors can start, but how exactly does a rumor start about an attractive female horse race broadcaster having a wooden leg?

Was her great uncle a pirate, or what?

She is tricky. She walks with a gimp. It is very slight but there is something there. Someone told me she had a wooden leg so I repeated it to Satan's Twin and GBBob and then we went on a recon mission and talked to some people that would know, guaranteed and it was shot down.

I did. ;)

I don't understand why track management has to be so scared. They obviously want the horndog money (all of the female live feed personalities)

The majority of them are clueless...so why not hire some hot ones that will give out their selections by mud wrestling, wet t-shirt contests, lesbianish kissing, etc?

I'd like to go on record that I said all along there is NO way she has a wooden leg.

This is what separates the men from the boys

Bro, I like that. :tro:

OK,who do you like the best:
Alyssa Ali
Jessica Pacheco
Maggie Wolfendale
Katie Mikolay
Beulah twins
Jan Rushton

I thank him for that. I had a bet he was an ahole kind of guy. Easiest money I've ever made.

Figures a doofus like you would never get it. Speaking of aholes, however. What is it with you and having a bug up your ass for people on the web. When you're not trying to get my attention, you're ****in' (or trying to) with any number of people over at PA. What is it, exactly: no attention at home?

Yeah that's it. I'm trying to get your attention. I desperately want the attention of an unstable shut in.

Has there ever been a more hypocritical post in internet history? I have a bug up my ass? Yeah, you're Mr. Sunshine. Do you really think you're fooling anyone with this crap?

I knew this thread had potential.

I heard a rumor that the_fat_man has a glass eye and hossy wears hair extensions. Can you confirm?

If this weren't the case, MoFO, then there wouldn't be any number of posts by you directed AT/TO me. And, you wouldn't be 'discussing' me with other people, as you indicated above. That's real healthy.

Fact of the matter is that you're a PUNK. Whether you own up to it or not is neither here nor there to me. How about you fixate on somebody else, as I've repeatedly indicated to you in the past that I'm just not interested. Know what I mean, Gaylord? ha ha ha

I can't believe gaylord just got busted out. Getting rowdy.

Ole Kasept isn't around either, gotta be getting a phone call soon

He works for you. Will you take him out to the back of the barn before you leave and beat him senseless.

The only wooden leg involving either of those girls is the lil' wooden one he springs every time he's drooling over the fence scoping them out.

I can not confirm that. I did hear that PG1985 has seen some girlie movie like four times in five nights though

You know I am not drooling. I glance, but the gimp does nothing for me, and Alyssa is way out of the range

what the hell did you just say?


wolfendale is awful.....cute maybe, but she doesn't know donk about horses

take out jan rushton and insert jill byrne and this list is almost flawless

-bt-

You know what it is, man? I'm here to discuss races/racing. Seems that some others are here to just **** with/fixate on people. Kasept is well aware of the situation here and he just lets it go on. DaHoss got tired of trying to **** with people over at PA (or sucking PA's ASS, whichever way you want to look at it) and now he's back here (under his ORIGINAL ID :rolleyes: after DrugS busted him, apparently) trying to get attention.

It is what it is.

Oh sure, but has he "seen a lot of women nude, online and otherwise?" Because that is one of the most impressive feats I've read about in quite some time.

Should I bring up all of the times you have brought my name up here, even while I wasn't posting here? You've basically admitted to following me around at PA. But I'm the unhealthy one. :rolleyes: Neither one of us are winning any popularity contests, but at least I can admit that.

If you think I'm discussing you, you are even more deranged than most think. Now get back in the closet.

It is actually a great quote. I am still laughing because it is true. With the amount of porn that I look at it, I have to be in the running as most woman seen nude online...