What shall I do?
 

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I just got a text from said girl that promises me insane animal-like sex all night tomorrow. Now, tomorrow is my mother's birthday and my whole family is going out to PF Changs because that is how she rolls. It isn't on of those important numbers(16/18/21/30/40/50/100), 52 I think.

Now, my mom is pretty awesome and I can definitely get out of it as long as I roll over there in the morning and take her to breakfast and get her some flowers so getting out of it for something as important as this is possible, although I am going to have to lie about what I have to do. Can't be saying I am going to be grunting and snorting.

What does the girl look like?

Your lack of a response speaks volumes. Dinner with mom it is.

i've always felt birthday bashes were for kids. i worked on my birthday, and didn't do anything special that night.


i just can't believe i'm the first/only to vote for sex...

Like I am going to get tricked into it...There is no right answer for a message board. I say she is crazy hot, people call BS, I say she is a B- people say she is probably a C-.

I dubb her a cool chick that is normal. She isn't Cindy Crawford

I haven't voted yet! :)

So get an extra app at PF Chang's....You'll be fine. As if this is the only night of the year she wants to ****? C'mon Tom.

is this a trick question?

Well, my vote might only be worth half a vote since I'm a female and not looking at this from the male perspective, but I say go have dinner with your mother and see if you can get the cool chick to come over another night.

I'm thinking it's not good to fib to your mom for the purpose of having sex. That might be bad karma. I wouldn't risk it.

Agree.... Go have dinner with your Mom.. Make her happy. The girl can either go with you, or understand it will have to wait another night.

moms better than some skank

Not to mention this doesn't sound like the girl you'd marry...aka Mom will be around longer than her.

Stupid question here.....

Why can't you do both?

thats sick...:rolleyes:

:tro: LOL

Well played sir.........:$:

My moms birthday is on Christmas Eve.

Every year she throws a big party at her MTV Cribs like mansion in the woods where she lives.

She goes all out on food and booze for her guests.

I can't tell you how many times my brothers successfully managed to parlay dinner with mom for her birthday and banging a ho on the same night...in the same house.

After dinner, I'd be off in my old bedroom with the door locked getting ready for Santa Anita ... till I got tired enough to lay down, rub one out in a sock, and go to bed.

Not to be comedy but what is wrong with a chick telling you she wants it? Doesn't mean she is a skank. It is called the 'new' woman.

I know a skank when I see one, I don't think she is one

I've never tried a sock,but it sounds a bit rough for my taste. I presume tube socks are the sock of choice?

My bad - on a sock. The purpose of the sock is to catch the nut.

Oh is that what it is? I thought it was for hand puppets.

Tom my man,

You're here for one reason. Your Mom went with "B" and so should you. Darwin has a name for this and it is what keeps our survival. Do what you need to for the survival of the human race.

Nothing wrong with that, it's actually very hot.
Mrs. Math is always telling me what and how she wants. Unfortunately she wants the garbage taken out, the grass mowed and Michael's room painted.......


So you never answered, Why can't you just meet the your lady after dinner with mom?

He needs a built in excuse for his failure to close the deal on the waitress.

Tom, I know I'm probably too late but I'm on vacation and came to this party a little late. You're Mom will always love you, no matter what you do. Chicks who want to do you may not always want to do you - so do the chick and make it up to your Mom for the next 364 days... She'll be good with that.

At least that's how I'd roll... But what do I know, I'm married.

good thing you only use photos to discuss races on here.

;)


moms love their kids no matter what they do. take her to brunch, tell her you have a late date-she'll understand. i would...

what kind of animal? I think this is important.The female Praying Mantis for instance, devours the male while they are mating. The male sometimes continues copulating even after the female has bitten off his head and part of his upper torso. just sayin...

Where is Morty when you need him?

I think he is still at Marc's.......

I was sexted "You get to **** me like an animal at 7pm sharp"...I responded with only !!! so far.

Not a waitress, although she is an executive at a high level dining establishment

I knew there was a reason you are a fav of mine!

Very true, although I only try and play this card when I absolutely have to.

I doubt biting, more nibbles.

My vote's in, dinner with the family for Mom's birthday.

I am usually not PROMISED such insane actions, it would have been a slam dunk if I was just told "You get to bang me tomorrow"

Thus my mixed emotions

Can you even go multiple times? Thats very important, because 1 time might not be worth it.

Well what do you think the difference is between you just bangin her and the "hot animal sex" that you were promised?

Of course....Haven't really discussed before with friends so I don't know 'normal' but I tend to be able to get right back in the saddle pretty quickly.

Although, if I am hammered, it is guaranteed one and done because I can barely breath afterwards I am so out of shape.

Good for you, dude.

More the memories I can create in my head for when I am 65 and sitting in a retirement home telling war stories.

:tro::tro::tro:

Take the free meal over sex. It's as simple as that.