I Have Died
 

Will let you know of any changes.





The immediate family doesn't care--I mean are in deep grieving ,so let's see some congratulatory replies from my legion of fans.

great.

i wasted a pick on fidel castro in the dead pool and he looks bulletproof. now this.

r.i.p.

m.o.r.

t.i.m.e.r.

Thank you, HiG.

Mighty white.




But please...no RIPing.

Franny just phoned me and said she cared....

Thanks,Skids.




Don't know what I'd do with..I mean without Franny.

A poster who will remain anonymous made this for you...







http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIAnkrPgTvY



Duane Schnitzelbelt died too.

Sorry your dead man. My condolenes. KP

Tell DiSpencer to quit it!!






And fucl< Dwayne.

Thanks ever so very much...too kind.



Stay tuned for my daily updates.

I may stop being dead.

Dead or not, you still have to take out the trash young man.:mad:

!!






fu.....sorry,Mom...I mean phooey.

Must have been my spectacular FRANNIEPALLOZZA of a birthday celebration that made you into a ghost, sorry about that mah friend.

May you R....



uh


well just lay there then.

:D

So glad you didn't tell him I FB'd you, he would be a very angry ghost:p

Fine work.



Stop yakking with Skids.

phooey!

spit!!







go to bed!

Shirley sir....

!!



nighty-poo-kins

If you are still dead - can I have your Library card

no!


stop it!





New reports have me as still dead.


Better luck tomorrow.

I've loaded my Ghostzapper.

If you're dead you won't see your reflection when making arm muscles in the mirror....


You better un-dead yourself!

!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

You are so right!


Franny's vodoo surgery has my shoulder up to 90% functional so the exercise program has been back in full swing.

That and a special diet, it's called eating food...daily, have gained me 7 pounds in about 3 months.




I









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maaaaah-vlus!!









I rrreally do!

And your crunches?


Have you been doing them every morning when you wake up?

Oh gosh yes...but regular sit ups and leg lifts as well as sit ups on this strange looking cradled machine in addition to the crunchies add up to many-of-them.



Also...I do my toilet first with my fine assortment of hair and body warshes.....careful application of facial rinses and masks...and,of course, I have that sorbet after chopping off someone's head.

Oh let me just show you.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS6Blh089rA

That's a genuine EVERLAST skippy rope, mind you.

Drats.

Work blocks your tubey from me. Is it that most glorious morning routine with the gratuitous butt shot? :{>:

Classic Comment Line:

Morte' went two wide; pulled up, vanned off.

That was a Classic Comment Line.


I was not.

Thank you so much, but no.Too much free play with that one lately.




It's the one where the bar girl upsets me a little, and Paul upsets me....a lot.


Samantha and Cristy round it out.

:D

Kiss-Kiss ,Uncly .



C U at The Goats Head tonight at 10.Don't be late again,Dahling

Breaking news ....I am no longer dead.




Thanks for all of your heart felt well wishes.

I think I have died and gone to hell. does anyone have any ice cream?

Wouldn't think so, but your going there for snuffing that poor,filthy animal of yours.


Oh..your gang name is now BeefHerky.

Unless HerHighness has another seizure over it.

I will accept congratulatory comments from my legion of fans.





I better look up legion.

It means a great number;a multitude.



Phooey.

Will you make up your damn mind already!





Welcome back again............I think.