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dean smith 05-11-2010 07:51 AM

OSU Flash Mob
 
This has absolutely nothing to do with horse racing, but being a proud Buckeye (and fan of all things awesome), I thought I'd pass this on.

This is also my belated birthday present to Coach Pants, as I serve him up a hanging curveball.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/show...flash-mob.html

Antitrust32 05-11-2010 09:48 AM

flash mobs are absolutely ruining the city of Philadelphia. I wish the Philly flash mobs took lessons from OSU.

slotdirt 05-11-2010 10:18 AM

I actually thought that was pretty cool. I hesitate to say it, but the flash mob organized by Jamie Oliver on his show was also rather entertaining.

VOL JACK 05-11-2010 11:58 AM

It is true!!!

ALL Busck$hit fans are gay.

The Bid is the ring leader.

lemoncrush 05-11-2010 12:57 PM

I would rather watch re-runs of "Cop Rock" then watch 5 minutes of Glee.
At least the OSU students didn't try to lip sync the song. I would have compltely lost it if they did.

Buckpasser 05-11-2010 01:20 PM

Please.....remove the postings

Cannon Shell 05-11-2010 02:15 PM

Sign # 4382 of the pussification of america. "Rebirth of the Electric Slide"

docicu3 05-11-2010 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell (Post 646263)
Sign # 4382 of the pussification of america. "Rebirth of the Electric Slide"

I'd love to see the rest of the list.....

Cannon Shell 05-11-2010 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by docicu3 (Post 646265)
I'd love to see the rest of the list.....

1. American Idol
2. men in the room during childbirth
3. "timeout" for kids

jms62 05-11-2010 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell (Post 646273)
1. American Idol
2. men in the room during childbirth
3. "timeout" for kids

4. Banning Valentines Day cards in school
5. Participation Trophies

satan's twin 05-11-2010 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dean smith (Post 646114)
This has absolutely nothing to do with horse racing, but being a proud Buckeye (and fan of all things awesome), I thought I'd pass this on.

This is also my belated birthday present to Coach Pants, as I serve him up a hanging curveball.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/show...flash-mob.html


God knows I sure feel the swelling of the buckeyes in my pants bulging like grapefruits after watching a horde of gingerbread boys singing and prancing through the halls of the old alma mater. The only way I could have possibly enjoyed this more is if I could have locked the doors after releasing a pride of lions in there with them.

zippyneedsawin 05-12-2010 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell (Post 646273)
1. American Idol
2. men in the room during childbirth
3. "timeout" for kids

6. youth games where the score is not kept.

dean smith 05-12-2010 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by satan's twin (Post 646510)
God knows I sure feel the swelling of the buckeyes in my pants bulging like grapefruits after watching a horde of gingerbread boys singing and prancing through the halls of the old alma mater. The only way I could have possibly enjoyed this more is if I could have locked the doors after releasing a pride of lions in there with them.

You guys are all some real, dyed-in-the-wool American badasses. When not posting on Internet message boards, I picture you all out in the garage, sitting around the table saw, drinking beer, boasting about all the women you've had while taking turns kicking each other in the nuts with your steel-toed boots (just to see who's man enough to take it). After that, I picture the obligatory show-and-tell, scar-sharing session which eventually ends abrubtly when one of you gets the idea to "shoot something." And if any of you pansies dared brought up the arts or popular culture in general, the conversation, I'm guessing, would quickly turn to twelve-point bucks and tractor pulling.

Where can I find the form online to sign up for your 2010 Hard-Ass Summer Camp? I'm hoping pussification can be reversed.

Bigsmc 05-12-2010 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dean smith (Post 646563)
You guys are all some real, dyed-in-the-wool American badasses. When not posting on Internet message boards, I picture you all out in the garage, sitting around the table saw, drinking beer, boasting about all the women you've had while taking turns kicking each other in the nuts with your steel-toed boots (just to see who's man enough to take it). After that, I picture the obligatory show-and-tell, scar-sharing session which eventually ends abrubtly when one of you gets the idea to "shoot something." And if any of you pansies dared brought up the arts or popular culture in general, the conversation, I'm guessing, would quickly turn to twelve-point bucks and tractor pulling.

Where can I find the form online to sign up for your 2010 Hard-Ass Summer Camp? I'm hoping pussification can be reversed.

Are you spying on me?

dean smith 05-12-2010 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigsmc (Post 646565)
Are you spying on me?

I think so. Are you the guy in the camo windbreaker who bought the turkey fryer from Bass Pro Shop on Monday?

VOL JACK 05-12-2010 09:58 AM

7. Dancing with the Stars.

philcski 05-12-2010 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dean smith (Post 646563)
You guys are all some real, dyed-in-the-wool American badasses. When not posting on Internet message boards, I picture you all out in the garage, sitting around the table saw, drinking beer, boasting about all the women you've had while taking turns kicking each other in the nuts with your steel-toed boots (just to see who's man enough to take it). After that, I picture the obligatory show-and-tell, scar-sharing session which eventually ends abrubtly when one of you gets the idea to "shoot something." And if any of you pansies dared brought up the arts or popular culture in general, the conversation, I'm guessing, would quickly turn to twelve-point bucks and tractor pulling.

Where can I find the form online to sign up for your 2010 Hard-Ass Summer Camp? I'm hoping pussification can be reversed.

I love the show Glee. I don't do anything above, I'm hardly a hardass.

The video, (and flash mobs in general) is GAY beyond words.

GBBob 05-12-2010 10:43 AM

Why hasn't this thread been banished to The Cozy Dooryard?

MaTH716 05-12-2010 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GBBob (Post 646658)
Why hasn't this thread been banished to The Cozy Dooryard?

No soup references.........

lemoncrush 05-12-2010 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by philcski (Post 646656)
I love the show Glee. I don't do anything above, I'm hardly a hardass.

The video, (and flash mobs in general) is GAY beyond words.

I tend to agree. I like theater (even musicals) and don't get into any of the sterotypes above. But what the students did was neither original or cool. It was painfully hard to watch.

Bigsmc 05-12-2010 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VOL JACK (Post 646633)
7. Dancing with the Stars.

8. Playoff series that take more than 2 weeks to play 7 games.

VOL JACK 05-12-2010 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigsmc (Post 646669)
8. Playoff series that take more than 2 weeks to play 7 games.

:wf
I stopped caring about the NBA when Bird retired....that was 18 years ago when I was 13 years old.

Bigsmc 05-12-2010 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VOL JACK (Post 646694)
:wf
I stopped caring about the NBA when Bird retired....that was 18 years ago when I was 13 years old.

If I listed my top 10 sports to watch/follow, I'm not sure the NBA would even make the cut. I haven't watched 5 minutes of the NBA this year, regular season and playoffs combined. I thought of this because of the thread in the sports forum that won't die.

I'm too lazy to look it up, but I am sure MLB and NHL are just as bad. They play back to back nights all season long, but can't do it in the playoffs.

I know it is all about the TV contracts driving the playoff schedule, but it is brutal.

Kasept 05-12-2010 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GBBob (Post 646658)
Why hasn't this thread been banished to The Cozy Dooryard?

I've been trying to figure out exactly where the thread belongs... Is it Esoteric? There's lots of Sports... Has Societal overtones too... It may need to be planted to grow its' own new room.

Cannon Shell 05-12-2010 02:53 PM

9. Supposedly non-gay dudes wearing makeup
10. Body wash
11. Players missing games when their kids are born
12. No Alcohol sections
13. Siena 'Saints' (instead of Indians)
14. The demise of Chief Illiniwek
15. the NBA insisting on blowing hundreds of millions propping up the WNBA
16. Personal days

clyde 05-12-2010 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GBBob (Post 646658)
Why hasn't this thread been banished to The Cozy Dooryard?



Because it sucks .




Simple.

Cannon Shell 05-12-2010 02:58 PM

17. Pitch counts
18. Innings restrictions in LL
19. practice time limits in college sports
20. Not being able to use the word 'orientals'
21. Sushi
22. names with hyphens

Thunder Gulch 05-12-2010 03:07 PM

You rule Chuck :D

philcski 05-12-2010 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell (Post 646792)
17. Pitch counts
18. Innings restrictions in LL
19. practice time limits in college sports
20. Not being able to use the word 'orientals'
21. Sushi
22. names with hyphens

:D

you like sushi!

satan's twin 05-12-2010 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dean smith (Post 646563)
You guys are all some real, dyed-in-the-wool American badasses. When not posting on Internet message boards, I picture you all out in the garage, sitting around the table saw, drinking beer, boasting about all the women you've had while taking turns kicking each other in the nuts with your steel-toed boots (just to see who's man enough to take it). After that, I picture the obligatory show-and-tell, scar-sharing session which eventually ends abrubtly when one of you gets the idea to "shoot something." And if any of you pansies dared brought up the arts or popular culture in general, the conversation, I'm guessing, would quickly turn to twelve-point bucks and tractor pulling.

Where can I find the form online to sign up for your 2010 Hard-Ass Summer Camp? I'm hoping pussification can be reversed.

OK, Ginger. Before any pussification reversals are made, which one are you in the dance video?

ateamstupid 05-12-2010 05:40 PM

These are the lamest things ever. I swear I was in a bar last night and people were trying to create one. I felt like I was in the South Park High School Musical episode.

Antitrust32 05-12-2010 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ateamstupid (Post 646857)
These are the lamest things ever. I swear I was in a bar last night and people were trying to create one. I felt like I was in the South Park High School Musical episode.

I'd rather see a high school musical Flash Mob than a Philly Flash Mob which consists of kicking the crap out of random strangers. its really pitiful.

TheSpyder 05-12-2010 06:34 PM

Chuck....too funny...

23. Wishing people Happy Birthday on facebook....;)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell (Post 646792)
17. Pitch counts
18. Innings restrictions in LL
19. practice time limits in college sports
20. Not being able to use the word 'orientals'
21. Sushi
22. names with hyphens


Scav 05-12-2010 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpyder (Post 646881)
Chuck....too funny...

23. Wishing people Happy Birthday on facebook....;)

:)


TheSpyder 05-12-2010 06:51 PM

Holly Shiat. That's one big needle on the table. And another thing, hand in pocket on right? As we say down South...someone has some splaining to do!
Quote:

Originally Posted by Scav (Post 646882)
:)



clyde 05-12-2010 07:06 PM

He looks like Machine from 8 Millimeter.

DaTruth 05-12-2010 07:17 PM

24. Occupational Safety & Health Administration.

dean smith 05-12-2010 07:26 PM

25. Grown men celebrating birthdays with personalized cakes -- cakes that don't have naked ladies jumping out of them, that is.

ateamstupid 05-12-2010 07:28 PM



-hair, +glasses

dean smith 05-12-2010 08:08 PM

Fellas,

I just thought I'd share a video with you. I thought you might just click on it and say to yourselves, what the hell, maybe I can take a few minutes out of my day otherwise spent arguing with other two hundred pound men about the proper way to race ride thoroughbreds and, at the very least, acknowledge the fact that it was a logistical masterpiece getting 100 people to emerge out of thin air in a busy student union to pull that off. At most, I was hoping you'd find it entertaining (especially when they busted out the manhood arousing "O-H-I-O" chant toward the end).

I don't know how this became the DT Homophobe thread (well, I guess I do, having posted a "Glee"-inspired Ohio State flash mob video). I want to make it clear that I, as a straight man who considers himself a friend to the homosexual, am glad that a large population of good-looking men with killer fashion sense are not interested in my wife.

Vol, how dare a fan of the totally irrelevent Tennessee Volunteers even think about uttering a single @#!%& word about the NFL all-pro factory that is THE Ohio State University. I'll debate you all night if you want, but I'm seeing your creamsickle-wearing, "Rocky Top"-singing hilljacks and raising you 35 Big Ten championships, 7 Heisman Trophies, and 7 National Titles. Peyton Manning is long gone. He didn't win anything when he was there, anyway. Now you have a .500 program. And have for awhile. All those "gay" kids dancing in the video wouldn't even know where Tennessee is on the map. It's not because they're ignorant. It's because they never had a reason to care. I'm out like Lane Kiffen!

P.S.: Cannon Shell, these guys want their material back:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jH2Ka0mT1c


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