Presque Isle Downs slogan contest!
 

As Doug points out, Saratoga is 'the Summer Place to Be' and Santa Anita 'the Great Race Place', while Monmouth offers 'Fast Times on the Jersey Shore' and Del Mar is where 'the Turf Meets the Surf'....

Presque Isle Downs needs an identity! A moniker that stands the test of time and places it appropriately in the pantheon of great racing ovals. Let's help generate the enthusiasm for "PID" and its' upcoming season with a contest to offer Western Pennsylvania's best racetrack a slogan!


Some ideas to help you get started...


"Presque Isle... So much fun it's Erie"


"Making Exit 27 better than ever..."

Sock Central

When I hear of "PID", I still think of this slut-o-centric ailment:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelvic_...matory_disease

Presque Isle -- the best racing in Pennsyltucky.

Presque Isle, "We're now tuberculosis free".

Presque Isle.........Where the Lake meets the Fake (dirt)...................

Where BLTs meet VLTs

Nice! Leader in the clubhouse?

Presque Isle Downs...why else would you go to Erie?

Presque Isle Downs - You ask "Why?" We reply, "Who cares!"

Presque Isle - we don't need no stinking moniker - we have Drugs S.

Presque Isle "Home of the 6 S's! Slots, Synthetics, Simulcast, Steaks and of course Salvatore and his Socks!

:tro:

"the home of the greatest promotion"

I've already went out and did my shopping for an outfit to wear for opening day.....

Shirt: $10




Jean shorts: $12




Hat: $6




A track being built 5 minutes away and starting another season of racing: Priceless

Lake effect snow in May? It's fantastic!

Presque Isle: "The best action west of Canadian Ballet, oh yeah, we have a
horse track out back."

Gotta throw in a couple more................

PID..............When Mountaineer Won't Quite Cut It.

PID..............Leave Your Handicapping Behind.

PID..............We Got Your PA Breds---Right Here!!!!!

PID..............Your A Winner Until The Gates Open.

Ok, I'm done.

The current slogan they are using is "We Are Slots!"

They have it everywhere ... even on the bottom right of the websites racing schedule ..

http://www.presqueisledowns.com/racing/index.html


Obviously a genius play on the 'We Are Penn State!' chant - with the intent of luring in Beavis and Butthead.

Does this mean when Charles Town gets table games their slogan can be "We Are Craps?"

It's probably either that ... or ...

'We may run on a bull-ring, but at least we aren't Mountaineer.'

Press your luck in bumf . . k!

Home of DrugS and Slugs

Are you white trash?

Wanna strike it rich?

Come to Presque Isle Downs, home of the best white trash slots and buffet east of Vegas!

There actually is very little white trashy about the people... other than it's young lottery winners.

Now .... Maine on the other hand ... just proved itself as the only state in the entire country where they have a topless lady march where any straight man watching would have been justified to yell "put your damn shirt back on"

http://planetwaves.net/portland-breast-rally/

"Presque Isle Downs- safe from equine herpes, but not the human strand!"

good lord.

Those were some of the most disgusting women I have ever seen.

Would you expect any less from the place Frischling left So. Cal for to make his new own personal stomping grounds?

I never thought I would ever close out a web page that contained topless women, but I just found one.

That is something I wont ever be able to "un-see"

GROSS - and some even had hairy armpits, or maybe just funk under there.

Those chicks will NEVER make it on Girls Gone Wild

Hopefully you didn't call off the dogs and close it out before picture #19.

She is a Pepper's Pride type who looks like Personal Ensign or Ruffian after viewing the other pics.

Don't get me wrong ... I'd still hit all of them ... even the really big fugly one with the armpit hair.

Presque Isle - Tonite only - Andy Serling sings his favorite Polka Hits

Also a good selection for the "Name a Belmont Race" thread.

I've always thought Trips and Traps needed a Robert Goulet-esque theme song.

Yeah, I saw # 19 she looks like a beatnik - but remember, I am from South Florida, NOT Pennsylvania. So she is a 6.5 out of 10

PID fast horses faster slots.

Presque Isle: "Where horses aren't the only things interbreed"

You're all confusing Erie (the intellectual capitol of Pennsylvania) with some SEC confrence city.

Most people don't realize it ... but the question mark, the wind chill factor, and Taebo were all invented in Erie.

Well known people from the city are ...

* A white wide reciever (are they finally extinct now that Welker's hurt?) who is in both the NFL and College Football Hall of Fame .. also a Super Bowl MVP and a major award for best college wide reciever in the nation is named in his honor.




* A guy who was voted NFL defensive MVP the same year he won a Super Bowl ring - all despite being shorter than Blackthroatedwind



Other athletes include an offensive lineman who made 5 straight Pro-Bowls in the 90s and is now an outspoken advocate for the legalization of drugs and a 9/11 truther. And some old dude who was the NL Rookie of the Year.


Among our bright minds ....

* Tom Ridge ... the guy who kept you safe after 9/11 with his tremendously clever color coated terror level alert system.




* That Harry Markopoulous dude who kept trying to snitch on Bernie Madoff.


* The Fat Man's hero Andy Beyer.


Among the most artistic ...

* That dude who sings this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT3zCj3F1d4

* Some drummer from Nine Inch Nails who also worked with Marylin Manson.

PID, where tards can be a tard.