the cozy dooryard
 

SportyFans.......shut up.

Hmmmm, a cozy dooryard.


How nice!

do your Cavs have a chance now with The Irish Whisky?

What seems to be the major malfunction with the two of you?


Anyhoo--yes,it is swell. The cozy dooryard is where lilacs bloomed.I don't know about the trade,but am curious.I will check.


I don't think Poach Cants ever began finishing school.

Lilacs are my favorite!

Boretimer!!

Oh my god.



Lilacs and Boretimer...everyone's favorites.

Don't come here unless you want to grow.

I leave thee lilac with heart-shaped leaves,
I leave thee there in the door-yard,
blooming, returning with spring. :p

KGB is never going to leave now.

That kind of growing, pud growth or both?

Excuse me sir, but this is very reminiscent of place once well visited here created by the late Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy AKA Morty Featherhands.

A place filled with poiem and prosey and nonsensical verse. Since you have embarked on this mission are you sure you can fulfill the Feathery choos??
ANDDDD....Should this not then be named the cozy dooryard II???

Just my 3 cents....

Originally Posted by Mortimer
If I could wish upon a star

I would wish to know why it's so far

And wonder why I didn't wish so swell

By the ever so close by wishing well



But what is far and what is near

What is comfort and what is fear

Why is a flower fragrant

But not the wandering vagrant



Why is first place good and last so bad

Why does what we never had

Seem so far away

Yet we tell ourselves to stay



In the woods....in the dooryard...run around and google

In the 'hoods....in the foreyard....we have it in our noodle

Knock back into innocuity

Tranq your way to tranquility



If I were a twinkling star

I would tell you you're too far

Yet ever so close..if you only knew

How your reasoning goes askew



Connect the dots in a way not known

Collect your thoughts anew...homegrown

The images in our rear view mirror may appear so far

But they are so much closer than we think they are





---Edgar Allan Foxworthy

Hey Franny! Hey Morty!

I have snow outside my dooryard but I do have a lilac air freshener in my van.

Whom is this Morty you speak of?

Who are you :p and if you had a chance to vote would you prefer to butcher.... ooops! I mean pay homage to O Captain My Captain, Hush'd Be the Camps Today or This Dust Was Once The Man?

I feel invisible. :confused: :(




















:D

We're invisible together!

Maybe you are a cheshire cat instead of horsey Cat !!! :p :D

Hi Miss Kitty Kat!!!

Hi Sighty, I can see you....ROR!!!

Deb-O-Deb see what ya started now....:D

Oh where oh where has our Morty poo gone?

Oh where or where can he be?

With his gym shorts blue and his fingers a feather....

Oh where or where can he be?

Behave ladies.

We will have none of this tomfollrey in here:mad: :mad: :mad:

Ooooh I am honored! Thank you for the supercool, secret message! :p

We're alive again, Sightie!!! :tro: :D

If we're invisible though, just imagine all of the spying we can can do! ;)

:confused:

Oh okay Kev cause see we were all gonna do our best impressions of the Beulah thread just for you, complete with naughty pictures, etc., but since you want us to calm down...

Come on ladies... he doesn't want us to do it.

We'll save it for someone else. :p

Ooooh! I think I shall go and spy right now! :D

naughty pictures are NOT considered tomfoolery!!!

You don't need to try to make us feel better.

It's okay.

Maybe Spyder or Indian Chuck or Freddy would like to see them.

*sigh*

Oh well.
















:p

Send 'em to Scav. I'm fairly certain he isn't getting any.

Big Brown would get mad at us!

:tro:

KGB,
Who is this Tom Foll ery?????

And do you really think you can get us to behave....AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA....:D


Sighty...why do you keep calling this clydesdale Morty, is he a spy too???

I thought this was Clyde...



not our beloved featherhand...



I must go tend to my garden now !!!

Scav is a Pimp by the way.

sexless pimp

Good grief already.



The minute I leave, and you kids do ....this??

You must all be punished...except the poim finder.

That was good!



Doo dah.

G'evenin Clyde..... The Lovely Ladies of the Trail seem to be pleased with your poetic presence

Forgive me.:wf

I hadn't seen Morty or Franny post for awhile.
A belated "Hey" to MMSC, Sightseek, GPK, Tom Fool, Dave, and anyone else who may post here in the future.

This is awful!


Stop it.



This is to be a place for growth;therefore the Whitlady..I mean man poim analogy.



The BeaumontBeauty inspires me.

Her dooryard is about to burst in colorful bloom.

If not for her....there would be no me.








And so-----I don't care about the nba.

But I do care about what I think about....all day long;as this is what I will become.







No pie throwing,please.

But Parisian Liar is going to get his behind waxed this weekend.









All this is ...




....just thayin'.

Why hello my friend.... you have even brought out Franny and Debodeb..what a great day!

So says the man that is making his first post in 3 weeks:rolleyes:

I've been in ARUBA..but thanks for noticing ;)

Aruba? Now you may certianly kiss my freezing ass.