Douchebags to the Derby?
 

Is this like some new charity that Churchill Downs started last year that I'm just finding out about now?

"Renickulous" ??

http://www.churchilldowns.com/news/a...ucky-derby-135


It gets better ....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5zy052Vsw4



Holy F'n facepalm.

And this is their bright idea to help draw more young people to the track?? :wf

And all this time I thought Justin Dew and his super cute sidekick Carolina was their bright idea to do that.

Wow...

What's scary is that dude can watch that video of himself and actually believe the sh*t he's spouting off.

How do you not feel sorry for someone like that?

I think they should have stuck with the Asian broad that Leparoux is dating.

Who is that?

Yep... though scariest ... he's not only Italian.. but he was also wearing a t-shirt declaring himself Italian.

Michelle Yu http://www.kentuckyoaks.com/2009/videos/2295

You should throw your name in the hat for the 'Party Douche' at the Preakness.
I think you would fit in with that crowd better.
You could light the ceremonial first bong to kick off the weekend.

Sweet.

I was sort of a fan of You (the racehorse - not you)

Scav is going to be royally fucl<ing pissed when he sees this.

From all accounts he was the Chief Party Officer last year. And I've seen pics to validate that claim.

I've been to the Preakness infield -- I would be outclassed - easily outclassed and out partied by some of those guys.

But yeah - the Preakness infield type behavior is what you got from your typical Friday and Saturday night keg parties in the woods in Western PA in my highschool days.

The "Renickulous" act would have been smacked silly by all the drunken, stoner, degenerates I sometimes rarely and sometimes occasionally hung with.

Even the Bob Sanders types would have got over by offering to go fill his cup - and proceeding to pee in it and stuff like that. Or waiting for him to pass out and fall asleep and than drawing a penis on his forehead with magic marker.

No one could pull off 'renickulous' from here - that's for sure.

The entire jersey shore will be in that infield with renikulous .

Joisey people are my favorite!!!

And they wonder why the rest of the country laughs at them, which just adds to the comedy.

Can you imagine guys like StoneGossard, Freddy Mo, and Blackthroatedwind at like age 19? And they might round out the trifecta of some of the most humble and down to earth Joisey people I've come across.

Was it a cheeseball contest? It makes you wonder how bad the other entrants were.

Via the magic of the search button....

http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/sho...02&postcount=2


Our boy was robbed!!!

My Line:

Mr. Chicago (-24.5)
Renickulous

I ain't taking the points either.

Maybe he misunderstood when CDI asked that he submit an amateur video.

Eh......

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He looks like David Wright.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

The Preakness lost it's luster when they banned the outhouse roof top run:(

Even more reason to be nowhere near Churchil on that first Saturday in May...

If they are doing it again this year .... I will submit a video entry.

Believe me ... I can do douche bag if I try ... and that is obviously what they're looking for


It doesn't get a whole lot more Douchey than this....





Well - maybe it does.....

Dressed like I'm about to go to a Dave Matthews Band concert & taking a self pic with a teddy bear in the back is pretty 10.0 on the Douche scale.



The only thing cool about the pic is the Randy Moss beard...

Purple beanie and tight hemp choker.... ?

With all due respect, I think we have crossed over into Jabroni territory. A different beast entirely.

The only thing cool about your pic is that it shows that you are now too cheap to buy shaving materials.

Those are some tight F'n jeans.
Do you have any of your ass in those?:D

Hey man, my little bro swore that pic would be a hit with all the naive 18yo girls.

He's my own personal Karl Rove.