Worst Movie you have ever seen?
 

Seeing Bob's take on Paranornal made me think. What's the worst movie you have ever paid to see in the theatre?
Me personally, it has to be A Night at The Roxbury. It's the only movie I remember walking out on, it was just God Awful. Just like the date I was on.

Caddyshack 2. What a waste of time, and should just change its name not to represent the original.

In the Mouth of Madness. Nothing at the theatres at the time, my brother and I thought its John Carpenter it should be good. Movie was boring and downright stupid.

2 that I have walked out on.......
 

Dune. The 1984 version directed by David Lynch. David Lynch has done some interesting and much better films since this one, which I didn't care to stick around for.

Gone Fishin. 1997 would be comedy with Danny Glover and Joe Pesci, absolutely horrible, not funny at all. I seriously doubt that it got any funnier after I went sprinting for the exit doors!

land of the lost with will farrell. absolutely horrid.

The original Rollerball... only movie I think i ever walked out! Just didn't click for me...

Caddyshack 2 is top 5 choice, too. Lots of sequels will litter this list. Plan 9 is classic worst movie choice. Curious to see how this list develops...

Karate Kid Part 3
As I remember it, the kid is about 40 by the time they get to this one, the old villains are recycled, and half the movie is about trying to save a bonsai tree.
It is horrible.

Spies Like Us

Dreamer - but at least I got free admission to the Breeders' Cup for enduring it!

Come on, it wasn't that bad. Besides it had Elizabeth Shue in it :{>: .

Soul Finger....

Call me crazy Bob, but I laughed quite a few times in that movie. It's goofy as hell, but had some funny moments.:D

Southland Tales...............Love The Rock but this made me vomit big time;)

Another candidate......
 

I should sue Blockbuster for even having available to be rented.
The Happening. What a POS, what the hell was Mark Wahlberg thinking and or smoking when he read that script. Brutally bad film.

just saw pirate radio and i really wish phillip seymour hoffman had drowned along with all the writers and editors at the end.

what could have been merely mediocre turned into face palm bad.

lol at anyone watching a recent m. night shyamalan film expecting anything better than this.

Actually liked Southland Tales...own the DVD. Killer Klowns from Outer Space was just sad to me!

Roger & Me......someone recommended it, took Karen on our second date to see it......the first of MANY mistakes! :p

He's been in quite a slump, I think the last film he made that I liked was Signs. He's really been downhill with one bad film after the other.

I thought it was a fine documentary, but not exactly a date movie Mark lol.:)

Blair Witch Project. I couldn't believe I didn't get to see those annoying kids get slashed up.

:tro:

Found that out quickly :D she never let me live that one down!

Lol i took the dvd & broke it into little pieces then put the pieces in the Fatboy Fire heater & burnt it. I'm sure i could hear Screaming of all the lost souls that made that movie;)

The first new Star Wars movie was atrocious.

Also, Blair Witch, as someone else noted.

Face Off made me want to tear my face off.

I saw Cocoon 2 while stoned and thought it the worst movie ever made at the time. For me to think that when stoned, well, I have no way of qualifying what that means other than by saying when I saw Beaches and Coming to America stoned I thought they were all time great movies.

E.T. made me want to phone home so my Mommy could pick me up and get me away from there.

One of those sickly cute animated bug movies awhile back, it was either Ants or It's a Bugs Life (the one that had Woody Allen) just made me pissed off at the world.

I really hated Return of the Muppets. I literally groaned out in pain when those cute little muppet creatures beat the crap out of the Evil Empire's elite stormtroopers.

This wasn't a movie, but about two years ago I went to see the Portsmouth Symphony Orchestra play and for some inexplicable reason, the violinists kept missing notes, or playing notes wrong, or something I can't describe. After about the 15th time it happened I started to laugh pretty loudly as a coping mechanism. Those sounds were worse than a city full of cats in heat, and you couldn't escape from it. My girlfriend tried to control my laughter but eventually she got worn down as well. Another woman in front of us had to clasp her hands over her ears and rock back and forth in her seat.

There are so many bad movies to choose from, I'm sure I'm forgetting most of them.

Bruno

Ghostbusters II

Get Shorty.

!!

get shorty was probably one of the 10 best studio releases in 1995.

btw: it's linus that believes in the great pumpkin, not charlie brown.

Get Shorty was a riot. I loved it. especially Barboni.

In addition to The Blair Witch Project, Caddyshack II, and Face Off, which all made me root against the main characters;

I will also submit Eyes Wide Shut. I like Kubrick, but that mess was painful to watch.

Blazing Saddles,,,,,,,,,not that really stunk.

King of the Roxbury was stupid funny, I would not say a worst ever movie.

Nacho Libre
District 9

you gotta be kidding.

Meatballs 2

Huh? Have you seen this movie? Hopefully, you have seen unedited version. American Movie Classics play "clean version" that will put you to sleep!

Another 2 bad films......
 

These goes into a category of bad films with talented actors who are wasted!
From 1999 " The Astronaut's Wife " Johnny Depp, Charlize Theron, and Joe Morton, fine talents all, but a dog of a script that gave them nothing to work with.

Also from 1999 " The Bone Collector " with Denzel Washington and Angelina Jolie. Washington playing a quadripelgic homicide detective on the hunt for a serial killer, Jolie as his partner zero chemistry between them, with an idiotic plot also included at no extra charge!

Lost in Translation. I wanted to walk out 30 mins in, wife had other ideas :rolleyes:

Gator Bait II: Cajun Justice.

Or The Other Sister.

It's a tossup.

I just dont find Mel Brook's or Woody Allens work to hold much value. Now Jerry Stienfeld kills me.

That movie annoyed me.

see, i love mel brooks. history of the world part 1 is a fave of mine.