Conservative vs Liberal
 

Conservative vs Liberal

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect .

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

very generalizing and alot of BS in that post, some truths though.

Pretty much right on down the line.

Freakin liberals, trying to take my guns away!

I freakin hate them! If they try to take my guns away, why I'll, I'll, I'll show them!

Oh wait. Wasn't it Richard Nixon who started the whole gun control movement in this country?

Derp!

Stick to training Cannonball.

I won't even get into how ridiculous the "legislated respect" thing is, wanting equality and legislating respect are two different things. Last I checked, you guys are still free to hate black people, just not free to discriminate against them. I think the last nine months have more than ably proven that not "respecting" people is certainly still lawful. Being disingenuous is obviously not a concern for the author of this soon-to-be web classic.

But more importantly, is there a big nationwide, liberal push to ban the consumption of meat that I don't know about?

Looks like I really need to catch up on my talking points.

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Nah you just need to catch up on e-mail chain letters.

Durh.

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so only conservatives hate black people......bit of a stretch, even for you,Bri!

All one has to do is keep their eyes and ears open for any period of time and they will see that their is in fact a great bit of truth to this "chain letter".

Granted not every conservative and liberal fits this mold 100%, but if you keep your eyes and ears open you will see.

Typical crap that you all get sucked into....the old divide and conquer at work. The powers that be will always be, especially as they keep the working class fighting amongst themselves over ideals.
The problem isn't conservative v. liberal.....it's upper class v. po' folks.
And just because you may be in a higher bracket than your mom & dad were, doesn't make you upper class.;)

Stick to the new century, Dinosaur.

Stop your whining, they arent banning meat.

I'm very po folk trying to better myself and conservative. I look for no hand outs but rather I choose to take responsibility for my actions, right or wrong, and better myself however small it may be each day by doing the next right thing. I want no hand out but rather I want to know I did it on my own and that way at the end of the day I can look myself in the mirror and feel damn good about who I am, today.

Thats not the liberal way.

conservatives---responsible----but I thought you did not like taxes?

Yeah, that's right. The past has no meaning at all.

The fact that the people behind Nixon are the same people behind both modern day democrats and republicans probably has been lost on you.

In case you haven't figured it out, the only difference between the two parties, in any meaningful way, is spelling.

If a liberal doesn’t like a drug, he doesn`t buy it.
If a conservative doesn't like a drug, he feels that no one should have it.

However, the one drug that kills the most people (alcohol) is considered by the majority of Conservatives to be o.k. Mormons are the major exception (at least they're consistent, and don't hypocritically ignore a drug.)

Yeah yeah yeah. I know its a conspiracy.

Nixon's view on gun control is very relevant.

Liberals dont drink?

Like Rush?

I don't like guns ... but when you've just smoked some ganja and they're around they're fun to play with. Not that a camera, a fire estinguisher, and a pack of skittles aren't also fun to play with



I was a vegetarian for 3 months ... and I can't ever remember calling for the banishment of meat.

Sees a foreign threat? Conservatives must make creepy boyfriends and girlfriends.



Yeah! Stay in the closet you queers! Frickin Flamers always want to make a fuss about something.

Ever met a black man before? They're all conservative. A bunch of church going, queer hating, red blooded americans whos folks happened to chill in the sun for too long. Almost all of them are chalk players too. They just don't vote with the conservatives because the conservatives don't like them


Not who - but what - Booze and pot are often the favored entry.

True. I would love to see Dr. Phil fed to a live crocadile.

Ever read the Bible?

They were definitely trippin balls.

Like God doesn't have better things to do than set shrubbery on fire and teach snakes how to talk.

When I really went yard on the LCD in 10th grade, I've seen all kinds of mysterious burning sh!t, I've had some pretty in-depth conversations with both plant and wildlife, and in fact have led a group of followers through the desert, and more than once I've come up with a really swell set of rules we should all live by.

Moses and his boys do it, they're immortalized and shrines are built in their honor, and they still talk about it 2000 years later. When I equaled their feats, I got grouned and kicked out of the house. I should have been born 2000 years earlier


If a tard doesn't have health care ... he doesn't want the govt to provide it because that's all acting like a socialist and stuff.

If a competent person doesn't have health care ... he wants the govt to do something for his own benefit for a change ... beats spending money on idiotic wars.

I wish a lifetime of boredom for you DrugS if it brings out posts like the above.

A Conservative fights terrorism with any means available
A Liberal has terrorists as friends

A Conservative complains about taxes and reluctantly pays them
A Liberal makes the tax laws and cheats on them

A Conservative questions the cost associated with environmental programs
A Liberal flies his 747 empty while crying the environment must be saved now

A Conservative goes to Venezuela and sees Chavez as a ruthless dictator
A Liberal goes and sees only the amazing Caribbean dancers, dancing so close

A Conservative sees Iran as a nuclear threat
A Liberal honors their sovereignty and think Nuclear Tech is their right

A Conservative goes to the mailbox for bills
A Liberal goes to the mailbox for checks

A tard is a tard is a tard.

A liberal uses drugs and wants them to be legalized

A conservative uses drugs and wants the people that sold it to him to be put in jail

a Conservative tard is taken care of by their family
a Liberal tard is a ward or inmate of the State

a conservative wants to take care of themselves
a liberal expects the government to do it for them

goofus runs through the door to be first in line at the buffet.
gallant holds the door open for his little sister.

goofus grabs toys away from his classmates in pre-school.
galant politely asks if he may play with the toy also.

i'm more embarrassed that alleged liberals felt the need to respond to goading from a "highlights" section than i am anything else here.

cede the field. responding just makes you look as retarded as them.

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it's funny how people think their party is superior to other one. i mean there are some serious douchebags in both parties.

I'm conservative, and I don't want him, of all people, this time of year, to be put anywhere!

Stereotypes are just wrong. There are more white people than blacks and hispanics combined on welfare. I'm not a racist. Most conservatives aren't. Most liberals aren't either. Does anyone out there have friends that disagree with them or does everyone hang with people who feel exactly the same? If you agree with everything someone else says you are either a fool or have had your freedom of thought taken away from you, with or without your knowledge.

Conservatives see things Black and White, no grey

Liberals see the World as not that way.

A liberal man sees a bible and says, "Ah...an ancient religious text."
A conservative man sees a bible....and gets an erection at the sight of his super-special, extra-holy, science book.

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Next you'll be telling me Chinese women make good drivers
and black children are superior at math

or white men can jump.

Do you see that written in any shape, or form? Do you not have a response to the fact that Conservatives often want to make pot n' most other mind altering drugs illegal, but think alcohol is somehow a less harmful drug (because they actually use that one.)

dont be niave or however its spelled

Liberals, Conservatives & Independants alike all smoke pot, except timmi of course. its just the douchbag politicians that are against it because they wont be able to tax it.(real easy to grow your own)

Uh arent they already illegal?