Haven't been on here in awhile......
 

I've been working a lot lately and haven't had much time to be on the computer or gamble, but decided to come back for now to share some news. I just found out a couple days ago my gf is probably pregnant, and the doctor appt. today confirmed that. I'm 23 years old and scared as hell. I've been working 7 days a week for about the past year, but have been putting my final year and a half of school off (man I wish I didn't do this now). I guess I have to man up, get back to school, and prepare for what's ahead. I know a lot of people have babies at the age of 23, but for me I still feel way to young and not ready, but I have no choice but to get ready now.

Hell that's old for a Catholic. Just remember you will become a man once child #4 is born. It says so in the Catholic Bible.

does it? i've never read the bible. i've got one around here somewhere.

hey, irish, you shoulda wrapped that rascal.

I had a kid when I was 23 ... it was tough, but I got through it (and so will you.) Keep your chin up and know that nobody is ever REALLY ready to have a kid. You just make yourself ready. A lot of good things came out of it for me and I gather they will for you too.

Congrats! :)

i've spewed civilizations and universes into wads of toilet paper and latex condoms.

yet none of them will be voting in 2028.

i should have paid more attention to idiocracy.

You created polytrack?

I laughed :D

Hang in there, Irish. Things will work out. You'll do great.

Your gf has other options besides keeping the baby. Good luck whatever happens.

i hope you have a good job.

it looks like the kids are going to pay about 70 cents on the dollar in about 10 years.







but really, good luck!

Wow, can't believe I missed this thread. As to what is in bold, fuc|k yeah. Please tell me this was an accident that happened with a condom and not a situation of using pull out as birth control.

To answer the question without going into detail, what's a condom??? lol


She was on birth control so I thought I was smooth sailing but I guess that doesn't always work.

I'm married and I still strap up. For now. Unless she ASSURES me that she's getting the red riv sometime real soon, i usually bag it. It's tough for me to pull out the troops and let her have the belly pond. It just feels too good.

Good luck with school and everything.

Jesus Christ!!

belly pond :eek: TMI

Big fan of the phrase "Belly Pond"

Good ole Declan taking it to levels only seen on the 'net. Gotta love it

i laughed

:D


Spread the love. Take it to the left coast next month and run with it. Just duck the oncoming slap(s). My friend Nino wasn't fortunate enough to dodge a drink a few weeks back @ Copa, although he said it to a linebacker lookin broad. Enjoy the BC trip.

I feel like I just walked into a guy conversation that I wasn't supposed to hear.... :eek:

Run away. Run far far away....

Do you like Belly ponds?

Lets here from a girls perspective

Stop it..

Ok

Big Brown would like to ask you the same question.

For the record you are no fun!!

!!!!

Listen, I can't help that all kinds want a piece of this....

You are the definition of smooth. No wonder you can't get a piece of ass.

This one is post of the year material.

This one, I need translated:

I laughed.

My friend Nino was giving us one of his "she wants me, her too, and her and her and her" rants at the Copa (a bar) on South St. a few weeks ago. We normally just go along with it and nod our heads up and down, but this time we saw a wounded elk (drunk plumper) eyeing us up. We lied and told him that she was scoping him, and gave him "the look". He went over (after a few minutes of ball breaking) and asked her if she wanted to go bar hopping with us. We decided to just stay there for the night and had this dead weight along with us. We told him to just put the moves on her or kabosh it. We were encouraging him to ask her if he could fill her belly button up with some 98.6, knowing he was knuckleheaded enough to do it. The look on her face was priceless as he was being the pig that he is. She threw a margarita on him (that he bought), grabbed her mute friend and rolled out the side door. Classic scene, but it serves him right.

Trust me, I guarantee that when Sighty read the post, she laughed, and knew I was half way playing around.

Yup, I don't scare easily - besides I can like totally kick your a$$ if I wanted to. :D

Ha

I think I dated that girl. Oh wait,, I think mine was a mutant......she was kind of mute too. Maybe it was her.