Quotes Of The Day
 

Lets get this going again.

"Yesterday is a cancelled check. Tomorrow is a promissary note. Today is cash on hand, spend wisely."

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"Never eat yellow snow"

"My advice to you....is to start drinking heavily."

O lente, lente currite noctis equi!

"The road less traveled is less traveled for a reason"

"cock s.hit piss" - Tourettes Guy

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son"

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

African or European?

"I was born in the back seat of a Yellow Cab in a hospital loading zone and with the meter still running. I emerged needing a shave and shouted 'Time Square, and step on it!'"

"I love lamp"

"" when you walk thru the metal detector, Whats goes off first the Lead in your *ss or the *hit in your brains ""

"Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes"



http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,...est=latestnews

You f*cked up...you trusted us.

"no charge for awesomeness"

"you can't cure stupid"

judge judy

"I was in the pool! I was in the pool.!
G. Costanza

Rode,drank,fked A Fat Chick,went Home.........................

"Were streaking! Were going streaking!"

Frank The Tank aka Will Ferrel in Old School

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.

Paul Newman

Not Paul Newman but a Classic from one of his best films:

"What we have here is...failure...to communicate"

"You're very well read, it's well known"

"but something is happening here and you don't know what it is...Do you, Mr Jones?"

-Bob Dylan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFYlhw3g4P8 an all time fave

"How about you, Lash LaRue? You think you can keep your spurs from jinglin' and janglin'?" - Winston Wolf

Bob Marley
"Every man thinks their burden is the heaviest"

remember stressed spelled backwards is desserts

that just means desserts spelled backwards is stressed.

now i feel bad about my treats.

I was siting home alone one night in LA
Watching old Cronkite on the seven o'clock news
It seems there was an earthquake that
Left nothing but a Panama hat
And a pair of old Greek shoes
Didn't seem like much was happening
So I turned it off and went to grab another beer
Seems like every time you turn around
There's another hard-luck story that you're gonna hear
And there's really nothing anyone can say
And I never did plan to go anyway
To Black Diamond Bay.

- Bob Dylan, Jacques Levi
RIP Walter

"Keep looking over your shoulder and you will hit a wall sooner or later"

I heard this in a speech tonight and thought it was great

"" I dont coach girls "" .. Clint

"I want to see some asses wiggling. I want some perfection!"

Morris Day

"You should not drink and bake!" Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie - Raw Deal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK8mOxKhuBA

You can't lose 'em all!

A CHAMPION TEAM WILL BEAT A TEAM OF CHAMPIONS.......fat prick on inside racing

"Toleration is the greatest gift of the mind" Helen Keller

" Crime don't pay". Rocky Balboa walking out of the pet store with the turtle food.

"Nuts" ~ Brigadier General Anthony McAuliffe

"I'll blow a hole in your face, then go inside and sleep like a baby."

Clint Eastwood

ALL THE KIWIS THAT MIGRATED TO AUSTRALIA IMPROVED THE IQ OF BOTH COUNTRIES.....SIR ROBERT MULDOON ( kiwi priminister )

"I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust"

Alan from "The Hangover"