File this one under 'who gives a crap'
 

I assumed this thread was about a Pgarden post.

I can't wait to hear about the best horse(s) he ever trained, especially since we heard about the 25 or 30 best he ever rode.

NT

You actually keep the audio on for GS and gang?:rolleyes:

:tro: :tro: :tro:

TFM

Tell me that your avatar is not Kirstie Alley

shes into trakus and bikes:{>: :{>: :rolleyes:

So long as she fixed me a sandwhich the next morning ... I'd probably hit it.

Stop it

I could hear her now:

"Take me....take me.....oh baby.......take me here......take me now......oh Drugs"

Reading this made me feel dirty.

NT

Really? I think I felt a "movement."

ouch kabbibles...

Gotham wit.

Is Gary Stevens a horse racing villain or something? Other than him being a Hall of Fame jockey, a really handsome dwarf, and riding Seabiscuit in a match race against War Admiral in the movies, I have to admit I don't know much about the man.

Fill this rookie in. Dish, dish, dish...

He was just a real ass clown on TVG with his constant hyperbole and exclamations regarding the best horse he ever rode. At various times I think I heard him say Winning Colors, Point Given, Silver Charm, and War Chant.

I was surprised to hear that he is a smoker. I wonder if he often enjoyed the Curt Bourque-esque paddock smoke before a race.

NT

I think most jockeys smoke to tell you the truth. between races at Portland Meadows, since you can't smoke inside in Oregon, the outside of the jocks room looks like a 5 minute break at a French University.

That being said, i got to chat with Gary while he was in Portland this past season for quite a while, and he couldnt have been nicer not just to me, but to everyone who came up to him at PM.

He's quoted in stallion ads and on tv as saying Rock Hard Ten

Scavs does this nightly and look where that got him...a white suit on Derby Day..

:wf
;)

Yes...how could I forget.

NT

I wonder if he is going to be a salary trainer and who his owners are and how much ching they have ......hmmm wonder if they need a work rider to pay an obscene amount of money to. ;)

I thought he said RHT was "one of the best horses" he'd ever ridden... I'm sure some where there is a quote from Calvin that Street Sense was the best horse he'd ever ridden.

Lots of win in this thread :tro:

I just lost my dinner.

What's wrong with Stevens? He's less of an ass on TV than Bailey.

I don't see a problem with either one of them. They are two of the greatest jockeys ever.