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philcski 03-30-2009 02:33 PM

World's Prettiest Handicapper?
 
Who gets your vote?

The Indomitable DrugS 03-30-2009 02:39 PM

DrugS in a runaway.

philcski 03-30-2009 02:41 PM

Say, whatever happened to the Beulah Twins?

Age take over and sagginess ensued, prompting them to get canned?

Kasept 03-30-2009 02:50 PM

As they say on FARK, "This is thread is useless without photos."

And a poll...

Sightseek 03-30-2009 02:52 PM

Pincay III :{>: after Druggie poo of course.

ninetoone 03-30-2009 03:01 PM

Erin Andrews must have handicapped something at some time...she gets my vote :{>:

Scav 03-30-2009 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninetoone
Erin Andrews must have handicapped something at some time...she gets my vote :{>:

2nd this motion

philcski 03-30-2009 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasept
As they say on FARK, "This is thread is useless without photos."

And a poll...

touche'- is it possible to add a poll after the thread has been started?

1) FG & Arlington's Jessica Pacheco
2) Beulah Twins
3) Team TVG's Christina Olivares and Nancy Ury
4) ESPN's Hammerin' Hank
5) At the Races' Steve Byk
6) Team NYRA's Eric Donovan and Andy Serling
7) Erie's DrugS
8) Team DRF's Steve Crist and Andy Beyer
9) Team HRTV's Millie Ball and Joanne Jones
10) Other

Sightseek 03-30-2009 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by philcski
touche'- is it possible to add a poll after the thread has been started?

1) FG & Arlington's Jessica Pacheco
2) Beulah Twins
3) Team TVG's Christina Olivares and Nancy Ury
4) ESPN's Hammerin' Hank
5) At the Races' Steve Byk
6) Team NYRA's Eric Donovan and Andy Serling
7) Erie's DrugS
8) Team DRF's Steve Crist and Andy Beyer
9) Team HRTV's Millie Ball and Joanne Jones
10) Other

:mad: No Pincay?! (and don't group him with the lisping Siegal!!! :eek: )

philcski 03-30-2009 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
:mad: No Pincay?! (and don't group him with the lisping Siegal!!! :eek: )

11) Team HRTV males (Laffit Pincay III, Jeff Siegel)

GBBob 03-30-2009 03:15 PM

What's the tall girl at Hawthorne's name?

The Indomitable DrugS 03-30-2009 03:17 PM

Katie something or other.

She does tv for PID as well.

If Phil must ... he can group her in with me.

Scav 03-30-2009 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
Katie something or other.

She does tv for PID as well.

If Phil must ... he can group her in with me.

She went to the Junior College right next to Arlington, she used to "bring it" to class, it was quite the sight

philcski 03-30-2009 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scav
She went to the Junior College right next to Arlington, she used to "bring it" to class, it was quite the sight

Never heard of her.

She gets her own Hawthorne entry.

12) Hawthorne girl

Scav 03-30-2009 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by philcski
Never heard of her.

She gets her own Hawthorne entry.

12) Hawthorne girl

I'd tag it, surprised she isn't right in DrugS territory, she is tall, decent caboose, slightly above average rack....

Sightseek 03-30-2009 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by philcski
11) Team HRTV males (Laffit Pincay III)

I'll just pretend that his hottness balances out Siegals lack of hotness. :p

The Indomitable DrugS 03-30-2009 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by philcski
Never heard of her.

She gets her own Hawthorne entry.

12) Hawthorne girl

Go figure .. I was able to find her in action on You Tube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErkWuZSIbkI


Great moment at 3:50 into that video! She picks four horses in a six horse field ... and starts raving about how great the 13/1 price is on one of the two horses in the field she didn't put into her top four. "Love that price!"

Imagine if BTW was working next to her. His head would explode. He's got Eric Donavon and Jason Blewitt next to him ... they are Randy Moss and Andy Beyer by comparison ... and they are on edge and affraid to say something a bit stupid in his presence.

The Indomitable DrugS 03-30-2009 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
I'll just pretend that his hottness balances out Siegals lack of hotness. :p

Siegal is the man!

Sightseek 03-30-2009 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
Go figure .. I was able to find her in action on You Tube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErkWuZSIbkI


Great moment at 3:50 into that video! She picks four horses in a six horse field ... and starts raving about how great the 13/1 price is on one of the two horses in the field she didn't put into her top four. "Love that price!"

Imagine if BTW was working next to her. His head would explode. He's got Eric Donavon and Jason Blewitt next to him ... they are Randy Moss and Andy Beyer by comparison ... and they are on edge and affraid to say something a bit stupid in his presence.

Perhaps they should just have her hold stuff and not speak like boxing does with all of their pretty girls. :D

GBBob 03-30-2009 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
Go figure .. I was able to find her in action on You Tube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErkWuZSIbkI


Great moment at 3:50 into that video! She picks four horses in a six horse field ... and starts raving about how great the 13/1 price is on one of the two horses in the field she didn't put into her top four. "Love that price!"

Imagine if BTW was working next to her. His head would explode. He's got Eric Donavon and Jason Blewitt next to him ... they are Randy Moss and Andy Beyer by comparison ... and they are on edge and affraid to say something a bit stupid in his presence.

She was hotter at Hawthorne

Scav 03-30-2009 03:50 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=estgI...eature=related

Scav 03-30-2009 03:51 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxAOm...eature=related

The Indomitable DrugS 03-30-2009 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
Perhaps they should just have her hold stuff and not speak like boxing does with all of their pretty girls. :D

She's got a very bright future in racing broadcasting I think.

Once she figures out that the track abbreviation DEL stands for Delaware Park and not Delta Downs ... the sky will be the limit for her.

The Indomitable DrugS 03-30-2009 03:57 PM

These guys are money!

Sightseek 03-30-2009 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
She's got a very bright future in racing broadcasting I think.

Once she figures out that the track abbreviation DEL stands for Delaware Park and not Delta Downs ... the sky will be the limit for her.

If only I was pretty...I could at least get that part right! :eek:

The Indomitable DrugS 03-30-2009 04:12 PM

Please Sighty .. I'm sure you have the looks and all.

The all-time greatest display by a female racing analyst I've ever seen was turned in by Claudia Simon on TVG several years ago.

She was on by herself as the post parade was going by for a race at a harness track ... and they had the abbreviation DR next to the name of all the drivers in the race.

She was calling them like Dr. David Miller and Dr. Catelo Manzi etc. It took a couple of them until she realized the entire field wasn't made up of doctors acting as harness drivers.

Sightseek 03-30-2009 04:14 PM

LOL! That is hilarious.

Scav 03-30-2009 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
If only I was pretty...I could at least get that part right! :eek:

Take it easy

brockguy 03-30-2009 04:26 PM

If I recall correctly one of the pretty female handicappers took a particular shine to me last year at Arlington!! :)

Scav 03-30-2009 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brockguy
If I recall correctly one of the pretty female handicappers took a particular shine to me last year at Arlington!! :)

Knock it off with your ridiculousness

GBBob 03-30-2009 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brockguy
If I recall correctly one of the pretty female handicappers took a particular shine to me last year at Arlington!! :)

Yeah..you really played that one cool

philcski 03-30-2009 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
Go figure .. I was able to find her in action on You Tube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErkWuZSIbkI


Great moment at 3:50 into that video! She picks four horses in a six horse field ... and starts raving about how great the 13/1 price is on one of the two horses in the field she didn't put into her top four. "Love that price!"

Imagine if BTW was working next to her. His head would explode. He's got Eric Donavon and Jason Blewitt next to him ... they are Randy Moss and Andy Beyer by comparison ... and they are on edge and affraid to say something a bit stupid in his presence.

I hope the 1 won that race



She gets a 4 out of 10 for me. Sightseek deserves her job 1000X over.

philcski 03-30-2009 05:08 PM

i like how they said they gave out 3 winners last week but that is their only video

brianwspencer 03-30-2009 05:29 PM

Yes?

Coach Pants 03-30-2009 05:48 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T28TQ...eature=related

philcski 03-30-2009 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

more dumb bit.ches
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUmVO...eature=related

The Indomitable DrugS 03-30-2009 06:12 PM

The Beulah Twins actually seem to do a pretty solid job.

I realize all they do is read from the running lines in the form and present themselves well on camera - and that is pretty useless - but that's how the majority of tracks handle tv.

I don't hear them saying anything very stupid anyway.

hurricanefrank 03-30-2009 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by philcski
Who gets your vote?

Joy Rose - Remington Park

Payson Dave 03-30-2009 07:00 PM

Uncly.... but shirely y'all already knew this

Danzig 03-30-2009 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
Pincay III :{>: after Druggie poo of course.


he is a good looking guy.


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