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TheSpyder 03-24-2009 01:20 PM

O'Bama presses USGA for changes
 
THE USGA WOULD LIKE TO INFORM ALL GOLFERS

There is a possibility of MAJOR rule changes to the game of golf, this may occur sometime after March 31, 2009.

(Administration of change)


This is only a preview as the complete rulebook is being written now. Here are a couple of basic changes.


Golfers with handicaps:


- below 10 will have their green fees increase
dby 135%
- between 11 and 18 will see no increase in green fees
- above 18 will play for free and even get a check from the club/course played


The $ amount put in for bets will be as follows:


-for handicaps below 10 an additional $100
-between 11 and 18 no additional amount
-above 18 you will receive the total amount in the pot and you do not even have to play.


The term "gimme" putt will be changed to "entitlement" and will be used as follows:


-handicaps below 10, no entitlements
-handicaps above 11 to 17, entitlements for putter length putts
-handicaps above 18, if on green, no need to ever putt, just pick it up


These entitlements are intended to bring about fairness in scoring so that the final scores of all players will be about the same.


In addition, a Player will be limited to a max of one birdie and/or six pars, any excess must be given to those fellow players who have not yet scored a birdie or par. Only after all players have received a birdie or par from the player making the birdie or par, can that Player begin to count his score again.


The current USGA handicap system will be used for the above purposes but the term 'net score' will be available only for scoring those players with handicaps 18 and above. This is intended to 'redistribute' the success of winning by making sure that in every competition the above 18 handicap players will post only 'net score' against every other player's gross score.


These new Rules are intended to CHANGE the game of golf. Golf must be about Fairness Only. It should have nothing to do with Ability.

SCUDSBROTHER 03-24-2009 02:00 PM

I know not many from the other side are responding to your crying, but please take your shovel n' pail:baby: back to the politics forum. Try winning the election next time. Just a helpful hint....Don't try using that 40 something year old woman (who was so surprised that having a baby at 44 didn't go well :confused: .)

NTamm1215 03-24-2009 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER
I know not many from the other side are responding to your crying, but please take your shovel n' pail:baby: back to the politics forum. Try winning the election next time. Just a helpful hint....Don't try using that 40 something year old woman who was so surprised that having a baby at 44 didn't go well :confused: .

Yeah, I mean it was cool for the prior administration to be the butt of jokes left and right, but heaven forbid anyone make a comment about the chosen one.

NT

Coach Pants 03-24-2009 02:44 PM

Lefties are always out to censor.

TheSpyder 03-24-2009 02:59 PM

George Carlin would not like you. It's called satire and has nothing to do with my political views.
Quote:

Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER
I know not many from the other side are responding to your crying, but please take your shovel n' pail:baby: back to the politics forum. Try winning the election next time. Just a helpful hint....Don't try using that 40 something year old woman who was so surprised that having a baby at 44 didn't go well :confused: .


SCUDSBROTHER 03-24-2009 03:08 PM

You couldn't win the election. So, ya gunna turn the sports forum into the yet another cry-for-the-rich forum.

Antitrust32 03-24-2009 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER
You couldn't win the election. So, ya gunna turn the sports forum into the yet another cry-for-the-rich forum.


you are joking right?

SCUDSBROTHER 03-24-2009 03:17 PM

Trig is smarter than his momma, but no doubt you supported that ticket. Now, you get agitated. You should of acted up when he selected that lunatic to be on the ticket. Fck reality, you wanted her to have her say. The center didn't like her. Anyone smarter than your Presidential Candidate could have added that up. Scoreboard...you're out.

SCUDSBROTHER 03-24-2009 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
you are joking right?

No, I am staying away from that garbage on the political forum, but now they come here, too.

TheSpyder 03-24-2009 03:41 PM

I usually say put down the bong and walk away...I think you need to pick it up and take a big cough inducing hit.

When did I ever make a political view and how can you "Now they come here too" ? Believe me, no one would want me part of their movement, not even bowel.

SCUDSBROTHER 03-24-2009 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSpyder
George Carlin would not like you. It's called satire and has nothing to do with my political views.

You wrote some lies involving a political figure. Then, you put it in the sports forum. He's not a professional athlete. He's a politician. Write your lies about politicians in the political forum.

SCUDSBROTHER 03-24-2009 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSpyder
I usually say put down the bong and walk away...I think you need to pick it up and take a big cough inducing hit.

When did I ever make a political view and how can you "Now they come here too" ? Believe me, no one would want me part of their movement, not even bowel.

Since you're writing lies about politicians, and putting them in the sports forum, I think you're the one who would needs to put the bong down.

Antitrust32 03-24-2009 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER
You wrote some lies involving a political figure. Then, you put it in the sports forum. He's not a professional athlete. He's a politician. Write your lies about politicians in the political forum.


LOL... it was a golf joke involving politics. It wasnt meant to be factual.

Crown@club 03-24-2009 03:54 PM

Duke coach Mike Krzyzewski says, "Pull my finger." Oops wrong quote.

He said, "As much as I respect what President Obama's is doing, really, the economy is something that he should focus on, probably more than the game of Golf."

SCUDSBROTHER 03-24-2009 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
LOL... it was a golf joke involving politics. It wasn't meant to be factual.

It's a pack of political lies. He/she/It adapted it to sports, because He/She/It wanted more attention than they thought it would get in the correct forum. Anyone can adapt political lies to get them into a forum. You think I can't?

"Sarah n' Trig went to the track. Lil Trig got knocked on his a-s-s by a kid who's parents were oblivious to what was going on. Sarah says she isn't gunna sue the track(poor Trig's now an even dimmer bulb,) but uses it as an example of why the laws about illegal immigration need to be enforced, and strengthened."

See? Track issue. Put it in the paddock. People at the track need to keep their kids from running around like animals being hunted.

Antitrust32 03-24-2009 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER
It's a pack of political lies. He/she/It adapted to sports, because He/She/It wanted more attention than they thought it would get in the correct forum. Anyone can adapt political lies to get them into a forum. You think I can't?

"Sarah n' Trig went to the track. Lil Trig got knocked on his a-s-s by a kid who's parents were oblivious to what was going on. Sarah says she isn't gunna sue the track(poor Trig's now an even dimmer bulb,) but uses it as an example of why the laws about illegal immigration need to be enforced, and strengthened."


LOL

you are way over thinking this. but you are funny!

TheSpyder 03-24-2009 04:16 PM

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Golfer are..

....Opps, wrong place..sorry....or is it?

SCUDSBROTHER 03-24-2009 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
LOL

you are way over thinking this.

How am I over thinking it? I am avoiding these people's comments in the political forum. I just don't see why they can't stay over in that forum. I guess they have so many of the same type of posts over there, and they want to avoid the competition from other Wack Conservatives.

Antitrust32 03-24-2009 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER
How am I over thinking it? I am avoiding these people's comments in the political forum. I just don't see why they can't stay over in that forum. I guess they have so many of the same type of posts over there, and they want to avoid the competition from other Wack Conservatives.


think of it as a post on golf. lol

timmgirvan 03-24-2009 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER
You wrote some lies involving a political figure. Then, you put it in the sports forum. He's not a professional athlete. He's a politician. Write your lies about politicians in the political forum.


It's not like you don't piss in every pool you're in!:eek:

brianwspencer 03-24-2009 05:43 PM

Wow. I sort of thought the satirical portion was funny.

Then I realized it paled in comparison to the next 18 posts.

Unintentionally hilarious.

SCUDSBROTHER 03-24-2009 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NTamm1215
Yeah, I mean it was cool for the prior administration to be the butt of jokes left and right, but heaven forbid anyone make a comment about the chosen one.

NT

That's yet another lie. There's a forum dedicated to it. They just didn't want their thread to have to compete for attention with the Conservative threads that abound there.

SCUDSBROTHER 03-24-2009 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by timmgirvan
It's not like you don't piss in every pool you're in!:eek:

(says the Volunteer Lifeguard )

timmgirvan 03-24-2009 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER
(says the Volunteer Lifeguard )


says the Master of the run-on sentence(replete with cultural analysis free of charge):D

TheSpyder 03-24-2009 07:51 PM

Please tell me who the hell is "They". You paranoia reminds me of 35 years ago when I took acid. I am not they, I am me. And just wanted to bring a brief momentary humor to what was a dull boring day, at least for me. I'm sorry of I put a golf related JOKE in the sports section, but thought it better than putting it in any other section.

MEDIC!

timmgirvan 03-24-2009 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpyder
Please tell me who the hell is "They". You paranoia reminds me of 35 years ago when I took acid. I am not they, I am me. And just wanted to bring a brief momentary humor to what was a dull boring day, at least for me. I'm sorry of I put a golf related JOKE in the sports section, but thought it better than putting it in any other section.

MEDIC!

Spyder: you know the libs are a sensitive bunch! I thought it was done in good taste, but they tend to get their whiteys in a bunch. Have a good night.

SCUDSBROTHER 03-24-2009 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by timmgirvan
says the Master of the run-on sentence(replete with cultural analysis free of charge):D

Some of it's lazy writing, but some of it's a choice. Like this following situation:


"Fck reality, you wanted her to have her say."

Now, I am not going to put a period after "reality." That's a choice I made, because people don't talk that way. I know it's technically incorrect, but I don't want a complete separation there. I want a slight pause there. It's not a perfect set of rules. That's just my opinion of it.

SCUDSBROTHER 03-24-2009 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpyder
Please tell me who the hell is "They". You paranoia reminds me of 35 years ago when I took acid. I am not they, I am me. And just wanted to bring a brief momentary humor to what was a dull boring day, at least for me. I'm sorry of I put a golf related JOKE in the sports section, but thought it better than putting it in any other section.

MEDIC!

It's political, and it's not golf related. It's not sports related. I could adapt political lies and exaggerations to fit a lot of situations. So, I am not buying that argument you keep making. You can adapt all these Socialist/Communist exaggerations to almost any vocation. Just turn the jockey standings upside down, and you've gone from golf to horse racing. I don't find your Socialist/Communist exaggerations about the President to be funny, but (more importantly) they are in the wrong place. There is a forum for political stuff. They(people who want to attack the president) can do it there. It's not what you wrote. It's where you put it. I can bleed politics into any of these forums. So, if you all want to go this way, then don't complain later.

timmgirvan 03-24-2009 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER
Some of it's lazy writing, but some of it's a choice. Like this following situation:


"Fck reality, you wanted her to have her say."

Now, I am not going to put a period after "reality." That's a choice I made, because people don't talk that way. I know it's technically incorrect, but I don't want a complete separation there. I want a slight pause there. It's not a perfect set of rules. That's just my opinion of it.

you don't understand it, do ya?

SCUDSBROTHER 03-24-2009 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by timmgirvan
you don't understand it, do ya?

Music to my ears.

SCUDSBROTHER 03-25-2009 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by timmgirvan
you don't understand it, do ya?


Black don't crack, butter just sag (ask anybody seen a Double-Chin Puffy Dance!)

Cannon Shell 03-25-2009 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER
It's political, and it's not golf related. It's not sports related. I could adapt political lies and exaggerations to fit a lot of situations. So, I am not buying that argument you keep making. You can adapt all these Socialist/Communist exaggerations to almost any vocation. Just turn the jockey standings upside down, and you've gone from golf to horse racing. I don't find your Socialist/Communist exaggerations about the President to be funny, but (more importantly) they are in the wrong place. There is a forum for political stuff. They(people who want to attack the president) can do it there. It's not what you wrote. It's where you put it. I can bleed politics into any of these forums. So, if you all want to go this way, then don't complain later.

Manny Ramirez would be a better President than what we currently have. And to appease the lefties, he would also be better than the last three also. Of course he was born outside the country but apparantly that rule has been waived...





























That should stimulate Scuds

SCUDSBROTHER 03-25-2009 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Cannon Shell
Manny Ramirez would be a better President than what we currently have. And to appease the lefties, he would also be better than the last three also. Of course he was born outside the country but apparantly that rule has been waived...

That should stimulate Scuds


The spelling was the best part. I salute you, sir. It's a much more interesting version.

TheSpyder 03-26-2009 12:09 PM

Oh sure, be nice to him. He's one of us..watch out
Quote:

Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER
The spelling was the best part. I salute you, sir. It's a much more interesting version.


timmgirvan 03-26-2009 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER
Music to my ears.


It's not the syntax.....it's the content!

horseofcourse 03-26-2009 12:38 PM

I'm confused. I thought bowling was Obama's game, not golf??

timmgirvan 03-26-2009 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by horseofcourse
I'm confused. I thought bowling was Obama's game, not golf??

he presidents as well as he bowls;)

2MinsToPost 03-26-2009 02:46 PM

man, people are too friggin serious

it's ok to laugh at yourself, your views etc

chill pill and it was funny

now, his comment about the 129 he bowled? I hope he gets smoked by a special olympics bowler by like 150 and he struts around the bowling alley fist pumping


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