Morton
 

Since you cannot be contacted...

I am a long winded snot
with a soft underbelly.

Have a pleasant night and
a better tomorrow.

.....and a come hither look!

you too.

Have a good workday tomorrow.
I will.

I have quelled my come hither look!......Happy Monday to you too.

Had the ovens not closed 2 hours ago.....oh I can't say it.


But you would have 10 of them.

May be a good place to do this.



I am not who you think I am.That idiot is the easiest of all buffoons to imitate;so consider yourselves having the wool pulled over your eyes.







Now,another thing I would like to say is this fine poster has not been the most religious person in the world.There comes a time when one does kinda/sorta go that way. At least try to.

And so...I have been doing my thing at night---oh my God.

That sounds very bad!!






Have been talking to ..someone, every night.

Bettah.



And part of what I say is..."and forgive us our trespass as we forgive those who trespass against us..."


So I'm thinking how bogus of me it is to ask the same thing from...someone,when I don't grant it myself to others for any judged trespass;imagined or real.


This is to make clear that I do this thing now......for what it may be worth.



I thank...someone,someone else, Boz Skaggs,ABB,GaryMoore,certain conductors( in fact and in title) Ray,Celon,Ann and many others for having the vision to foretell the future that I always knew was there,but did need the update.

And most of all...a Painted Belle. I could not be here today without her arduous job of saving my life.



I will continue this sham for just a while and then return to my normal identity here.It is kind of fun.






Not my normal identity.

This sham.

Nuts....forgot something.




This name has only to do with my tennashoes.( that's how we say it...so keep quiet)


They are green.


I would like them to delta into blue.

1fes·toon
Pronunciation: \fes-ˈtün\
Function: noun
Etymology: French feston, from Italian festone, from festa festival, from Latin — more at feast
Date: 1630
1 : a decorative chain or strip hanging between two points
2 : a carved, molded, or painted ornament representing a decorative chain

!!

You had to look it up too?!! :D

Dolomite!!!!! Morty's back!

Welcome home sir!

:o

Holy Mother of God!

'OwDer!!!!


ah ub 'ooo!!!!

'ErgDers!!


ah ub 'ooo!!





WHOA!!





No ah don't!!

You called me a decorative chain

better than a decorative tool I suppose

Well,not really.




Check that.....really.

Sire, welcome back my friend. The place hasn't been the same without ya

:eek:

Well ratings have to go down again sometime,so why not now?



Thank you so much.

Oh fer God sakes stop it.

nevah

Or up sire...Hossy has been living in the past and tell Ghostzappa type stories to everyone while you have been gone.

Oh gosh ,that's horrible.


But for the life of me I can't figure out why RaceOutlandish has so many more members there than here at NT.Unless the stupid outnumber the smart by that large a margin.







And tell Bobby to shut up.

you tell Bobby to shut up

Note to myself:


Tell Bob to tell Skiff to shut up.

Then tell Skiff to tell Bob to shut up.






How can I do that if Bob already told Skiff to shut up?










Tell Bob to wait until I tell Skiff to shut up......then tell Skiff to shut up.

I left

Note to myself:

Bob does not handle pressure well.



Have Phil tell Skiff to shut up.

It's a Monday and I have to go to NY

How much more abuse does one deserve?

Welcome back....

Spydah....go to New York---you know what to do.

:)

:eek:


















:D



















:p















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Note to myself...............forgot what the note is!!!

Oh my God!!



I have been FrannyFestooned!!

It's better than being spittooned.....:p


I have a present for you in the scary CAH-SOL...:{>:

:)

:)



;)




:p

ditto :{>:

Gone there...did it, now returned.


Now are you going to welcome me back too?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw_y-...ext=1&index=20

Oh here... if you want it in English... :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA-wGygvY5g