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Scav 02-24-2009 04:36 PM

Fuddruckers tonight - 5lb burgers
 
Fuddruckers has a promotion tonight because of Lent starting tomorrow, finish a 5lb burger ($28) and get 5 free meals to use in a year or something.

Rolling over tonight to see what damage can be done

SniperSB23 02-24-2009 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
Fuddruckers has a promotion tonight because of Lent starting tomorrow, finish a 5lb burger ($28) and get 5 free meals to use in a year or something.

Rolling over tonight to see what damage can be done

5 lb burger might be possible, if they make you finish the giant roll too then no chance.

The Indomitable DrugS 02-24-2009 04:44 PM

That's like 20 quarter pounders ... I think I can handle that for sure.

You can do it Scavarino ... just pace yourself.

SniperSB23 02-24-2009 04:46 PM

Fuddruckers 5 lb burger (not even counting the bun)

6,600 calories
4,995 calories from fat
855% Daily Value Total Fat - 555g
1125% Daily Value Saturated Fat - 225g
30 g Trans Fat

Holy $h!t. Supersize Scav. At least there's no carbs without the bun!

Scav 02-24-2009 04:47 PM

They put a time limit on you too, 60 minutes after you sit down.

The strategy is to divide into 6 portions, finish each portion on 4 minutes, giving 6 minutes of rest. We'll see, possible timeline and pictures to come :)

golfer 02-24-2009 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
They put a time limit on you too, 60 minutes after you sit down.

The strategy is to divide into 6 portions, finish each portion on 4 minutes, giving 6 minutes of rest. We'll see, possible timeline and pictures and autopsy to come :)

FTFY

SniperSB23 02-24-2009 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by golfer
FTFY

Haha, nice.

Danzig 02-24-2009 04:52 PM

ugh
i don't think i could finish a one pound burger. do you have to eat sides too? we stopped at a place in tx that had a 64 oz steak-with all the trimmings. eat it all in an hour, it's free. but there was a salad, roll, sides...

Danzig 02-24-2009 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SniperSB23
Fuddruckers 5 lb burger (not even counting the bun)

6,600 calories
4,995 calories from fat
855% Daily Value Total Fat - 555g
1125% Daily Value Saturated Fat - 225g
30 g Trans Fat

Holy $h!t. Supersize Scav. At least there's no carbs without the bun!


3 days worth of calories!

MaTH716 02-24-2009 05:01 PM

You have no chance!
Besides aren't you in training for the upcoming softball season?

geeker2 02-24-2009 05:02 PM

get ready for tomorrow
 
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The Indomitable DrugS 02-24-2009 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Danzig
3 days worth of calories!

the gainer supplament that I'm taking now is 3,760 calories each day alone - spread over 4 shakes.

Not to mention four meals a day - one of which almost always involving a trip to the Chineese buffet.

The 60 minutes thing might be rough ... but I know I could finish that off and enjoy it if I had two hours to work with. I'm a straight up pig.

SniperSB23 02-24-2009 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
the gainer supplament that I'm taking now is 3,760 calories each day alone - spread over 4 shakes.

Not to mention four meals a day - one of which almost always involving a trip to the Chineese buffet.

The 60 minutes thing might be rough ... but I know I could finish that off and enjoy it if I had two hours to work with. I'm a straight up pig.

Don't forget the 1200 or so calories from the bun. That makes it more like taking 8 shakes a day.

Sightseek 02-24-2009 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
the gainer supplament that I'm taking now is 3,760 calories each day alone - spread over 4 shakes.

Not to mention four meals a day - one of which almost always involving a trip to the Chineese buffet.

The 60 minutes thing might be rough ... but I know I could finish that off and enjoy it if I had two hours to work with. I'm a straight up pig.

You really take gainers? They taste awful. I keep straight protein in my desk in case I'm running low on groceries and I can't stand it, but I have to maintain 3,500 calories and 150+ grams of protein.

Sightseek 02-24-2009 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
They put a time limit on you too, 60 minutes after you sit down.

The strategy is to divide into 6 portions, finish each portion on 4 minutes, giving 6 minutes of rest. We'll see, possible timeline and pictures to come :)

Don't rest, it gives your body a chance to signal that it is full.

Scav 02-24-2009 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Don't rest, it gives your body a chance to signal that it is full.

Signals??

I don't listen to signals, I bust through the reversal of fortune signal :)

2Hot4TV 02-24-2009 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Don't rest, it gives your body a chance to signal that it is full.

Totally agree..........You can do it, eat the beef.

3kings 02-24-2009 05:45 PM

Don't drink anything except a couple of small sips of an uncarbonated beverage.

Danzig 02-24-2009 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
the gainer supplament that I'm taking now is 3,760 calories each day alone - spread over 4 shakes.

Not to mention four meals a day - one of which almost always involving a trip to the Chineese buffet.
The 60 minutes thing might be rough ... but I know I could finish that off and enjoy it if I had two hours to work with. I'm a straight up pig.

one of my weaknesses....as for a gainer, it's been years since i didn't have to watch what i eat. ah, the days of when i could eat whatever, whenever.....
no way i could do the burger thing, not even close. i am no burger person at all.

hoovesupsideyourhead 02-24-2009 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
Fuddruckers has a promotion tonight because of Lent starting tomorrow, finish a 5lb burger ($28) and get 5 free meals to use in a year or something.

Rolling over tonight to see what damage can be done

YOUR HART IS MAD AT YOU..

Bigsmc 02-24-2009 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Don't rest, it gives your body a chance to signal that it is full.

100% correct. Don't slow down Scav.

They always tell dieters to slow down when they eat and they will feel full sooner and theorhetically stop eating sooner.

Pound it down Bro.

Danzig 02-24-2009 06:22 PM

true. don't take time to chew and such. just gulp that joker down. hopefully it'll stay that way!

timmgirvan 02-24-2009 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Danzig
true. don't take time to chew and such. just gulp that joker down. hopefully it'll stay that way!

....or keep on going....:eek:

MaTH716 02-24-2009 06:37 PM

There's a place where I live called Chee Burger Chee Burger. They have a one pound burger that if you eat (there's no time limit), you get your picture on the wall. I have knocked it down a few times, but I would be lying if I said that was easy. The last bite or two was a battle and I'm no featherweight. Now Scavs is talking about a five pound burger. I wish you luck man, but I don't think it's possible.

Coach Pants 02-24-2009 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by hoovesupsideyourhead
YOUR HART IS MAD AT YOU..

Bret the hitman?

pgardn 02-24-2009 07:33 PM

A thread like this coming from a guy
who rushed to the hospital to remove
stalagtites forming in his body like
some cave.





Go for it.

ninetoone 02-24-2009 07:34 PM

Don't forget to throw about 5 or 6 pumps of that hot cheese on top of that bad boy!!

hi_im_god 02-24-2009 07:36 PM

Maitre d': Good evening sir and how are we today?
Mr. Creosote: Better.
Maitre d': Better?
Mr. Creosote: Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.

ddthetide 02-24-2009 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
They put a time limit on you too, 60 minutes after you sit down.

The strategy is to divide into 6 portions, finish each portion on 4 minutes, giving 6 minutes of rest. We'll see, possible timeline and pictures to come :)

25-30 years ago, No problem. now i wouldn't even attempt it.:o

timmgirvan 02-24-2009 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by hi_im_god
Maitre d': Good evening sir and how are we today?
Mr. Creosote: Better.
Maitre d': Better?
Mr. Creosote: Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.


very good!

MaTH716 02-24-2009 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
A thread like this coming from a guy
who rushed to the hospital to remove
stalagtites forming in his body like
some cave.





Go for it.

I laughed.
You have to admit, this timeline should be very interesting.

herkhorse 02-24-2009 09:03 PM

I'm sure the timeline will be priceless, but seriously all this for 5 free meals and bragging rights that you can eat 1.33333333333 oz. of ground beef a minute for 60 minutes? :eek: , don't do it!

MaTH716 02-24-2009 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by herkhorse
I'm sure the timeline will be priceless, but seriously all this for 5 free meals and bragging rights that you can eat 1.33333333333 oz. of ground beef a minute for 60 minutes? :eek: , don't do it!

I just had a thought, maybe there's a waitress there that he's trying to impress.

herkhorse 02-24-2009 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716
I just had a thought, maybe there's a 300 lb. waitress there that he's trying to impress.

;)

declansharbor 02-24-2009 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716
I just had a thought, maybe there's a waitress there that he's trying to impress.

:$:

Scav 02-24-2009 09:21 PM

OH MAN!! It was f'n impossible. I got half way and then this dude lost it and the place smelled like crazy. He was done completely with 7/8's of it. I probably could have gotten another 25% done but after I saw the dude do that, just realized it wasn't worth it. I didn't want to get to 7/8's and then not finish.

Top that with me being 3rd and getting beat by two of my friends, and tonight wasn't a success....

Cannon Shell 02-24-2009 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants
Bret the hitman?

Jimmy

declansharbor 02-24-2009 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
OH MAN!! It was f'n impossible. I got half way and then this dude lost it and the place smelled like crazy. He was done completely with 7/8's of it. I probably could have gotten another 25% done but after I saw the dude do that, just realized it wasn't worth it. I didn't want to get to 7/8's and then not finish.

Top that with me being 3rd and getting beat by two of my friends, and tonight wasn't a success....

A valiant effort indeed. I'll admit that I would'nt even come close. I can't eat burgers, wings, or hot dogs for the life of me. Give me some scrapple and I'll lick the plate.

Dude really blew oats IN the actual restaurant??? Were people boo'ing him?

Danzig 02-24-2009 09:28 PM

a guy hurled right there?! good god.

declans, you can eat scrapple, but not hot dogs? i don't do either one, but i like wings!

timmgirvan 02-24-2009 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants
Bret the hitman?

.....best there ever was...


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