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GPK 02-17-2009 02:21 PM

Tampa Vacay/Short Joke Improv LIVE!!!
 
No way in hell I could do a timeline after this trip. Clearly not enough brain cells left in this skull of mine to even attempt to remember it all. 15 hard years of drinking everything but shoe polish and battery acid will tend to have that affect :-). So, might was well take advantage of this little blackberry thingamajig and just do a running thread.

Just arrived at airport here in Roanoke to the wonderful news via text from Bigs and Matt that a 50-1 shot won the 2nd leg of Tampa pick 6. What a great way to start the trip!! Get the markers and pens ready Bigs, we got a long night ahead of us.

-BT- 02-17-2009 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
No way in hell I could do a timeline after this trip. Clearly not enough brain cells left in this skull of mine to even attempt to remember it all. 15 hard years of drinking everything but shoe polish and battery acid will tend to have that affect :-). So, might was well take advantage of this little blackberry thingamajig and just do a running thread.

Just arrived at airport here in Roanoke to the wonderful news via text from Bigs and Matt that a 50-1 shot won the 2nd leg of Tampa pick 6. What a great way to start the trip!! Get the markers and pens ready Bigs, we got a long night ahead of us.


so basically you're in the barn, awaiting your planes arrival.... on the cow pasture?

good luck and safe travels

-bt-

GPK 02-17-2009 02:33 PM

Ok, just walked the entire terminal here. Took all of about 2 minutes. No danger getting lost in this joint. A whopping 6 gates here...amazing. I'm thinking Chatauex Bigs, my accomodations for this trip, might be about the same size.
I'm thinkn food sounds good right now.

GPK 02-17-2009 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by -BT-
so basically you're in the barn, awaiting your planes arrival.... on the cow pasture?

good luck and safe travels

-bt-


Thanks BT. Gonna be nice to get away for a few days.

Scav 02-17-2009 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Thanks BT. Gonna be nice to get away for a few days.

Get off the f'n message board and go enjoy yourself...

Bigsmc 02-17-2009 02:46 PM

No markers. I'm not one of those guys.

GPK 02-17-2009 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
Get off the f'n message board and go enjoy yourself...

GFY. My vacay and I will do what the hell I want.

I should probably rush to the gates check in, I see 8 people in line.

Bigsmc 02-17-2009 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Ok, just walked the entire terminal here. Took all of about 2 minutes. No danger getting lost in this joint. A whopping 6 gates here...amazing. I'm thinking Chatauex Bigs, my accomodations for this trip, might be about the same size.
I'm thinkn food sounds good right now.

:rolleyes:

It's a half a step up from a tent. Nothing relaxing about it either. Pure chaos.

The girls did decorate with streamers this morning in anticipation of your arrival though. :o

GPK 02-17-2009 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc
No markers. I'm not one of those guys.

I see my plane Bigs. My rental car might be bigger.

GPK 02-17-2009 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc
:rolleyes:

It's a half a step up from a tent. Nothing relaxing about it either. Pure chaos.

The girls did decorate with streamers this morning in anticipation of your arrival though. :o

Can't wait to see the girls!

Looking forward to meeting Leo and the jockeys. Be nice not to be the shortest person around :-)

MaTH716 02-17-2009 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
I see my plane Bigs. My rental car might be bigger.

If the stewerdess is singin LA Bamba disembark immediatley!

GPK 02-17-2009 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716
If the stewerdess is singin LA Bamba disembark immediatley!


I will settle for not hearing Sullenberger over to intercom saying "brace for impact"

Bigsmc 02-17-2009 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Can't wait to see the girls!

Looking forward to meeting Leo and the jockeys. Be nice not to be the shortest person around :-)

Rudeboy says he can't wait to see you again Scott.

GPK 02-17-2009 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc
Rudeboy says he can't wait to see you again Scott.

Dan is lucky he's bigger than me.

GPK 02-17-2009 03:20 PM

This sucks. I see ZERO potential for any hot chicks on this plane. Well, at least that will make Cherie happy and set her mind at ease.

Bigsmc 02-17-2009 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
This sucks. I see ZERO potential for any hot chicks on this plane. Well, at least that will make Cherie happy and set her mind at ease.

9-1 winner in the 9th...

Bigsmc 02-17-2009 03:24 PM

And it carries....

GPK 02-17-2009 03:30 PM

Boarding time. Goodbye Star City, Tampa here I come.

Danzig 02-17-2009 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
This sucks. I see ZERO potential for any hot chicks on this plane. Well, at least that will make Cherie happy and set her mind at ease.

no doubt she was sweating it...:zz:

pgiaco 02-17-2009 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Boarding time. Goodbye Star City, Tampa here I come.

Don't forget your 1:55 pm date in the Winner's Circle tomorrow!:tro:

sumitas 02-17-2009 05:00 PM

Hope he comes up big tomorrow .

31lengths 02-17-2009 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Can't wait to see the girls!

Looking forward to meeting Leo and the jockeys. Be nice not to be the shortest person around :-)



Har har.....

Looking forward to !

GPK 02-17-2009 07:17 PM

Safe and sound inside Bigs digs. Smooth flight with no problems at all. Time to dig into the card.

2MinsToPost 02-17-2009 07:31 PM

Alright, wants and needs -

when you get back to "the real world" we need a "Scavs" breakdown of this trip. Well, I do. :eek: :zz: :D

enjoy the weather, people, sights and sounds of a climate no doubt better then Virginia in Feb man!

GPK 02-17-2009 07:31 PM

Bigs 8 yo daughter looks awfully damn familiar. I think I dunked on her last year in that 12 and under rec league!! I was gonna start talking trash, but it was her bedtime. She's lucky....

GPK 02-18-2009 05:00 AM

Failed to mention this last night. I have been blessed to see a lot of beautiful sights in my travels through the years. I can now add watching the sun set over the Gulf of Mexico from 15,000 feet to the list. Was quite the sight on descent.

3kings 02-18-2009 05:47 AM

Does anyone know if Garrison's Mom will make an appearance?

GPK 02-18-2009 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by 3kings
Does anyone know if Garrison's Mom will make an appearance?


God I hope not, I'm down here trying to hide from that psycho woman.

TheSpyder 02-18-2009 08:59 AM

Best of luck today!

Make sure you get a Cuban from the clubhouse. When I was there and the Tampa boys were talking about it I though they were talking about Cigars!

GPK 02-18-2009 09:11 AM

77 and sunny. Life is good. Hangn with Bigs at the crib with a dog that snores louder than any human being I have heard.

Heels1989 02-18-2009 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSpyder
Best of luck today!

Make sure you get a Cuban from the clubhouse. When I was there and the Tampa boys were talking about it I though they were talking about Cigars!


One of the better sandwiches I have had at a track. Almost as good as the Carolina BBQ. :D

GPK 02-18-2009 10:29 AM

Chatauex Bigs has been evacuated and we are in route to my first visit the Holy Grail of Thoroughbred Racing.

I think I'm getting a chubby....

gales0678 02-18-2009 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
77 and sunny. Life is good. Hangn with Bigs at the crib with a dog that snores louder than any human being I have heard.


you guys hitting the links?

GPK 02-18-2009 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by gales0678
you guys hitting the links?

Nah.. This vacation, nothing but horses for me :-)

GPK 02-18-2009 11:22 AM

Fooling around with the early double with a few different tickets using 2,3,6/3,10


The Cuban is amazing, but I really think she could pass for a light skinned black girl.

MaTH716 02-18-2009 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Nah.. This vacation, nothing but horses for me :-)

Will there be any Jai Alai wagering?

GPK 02-18-2009 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716
Will there be any Jai Alai wagering?

Hell no. I have a hard enough time with horses, I sure don't need to bet humans. I think poker may be doable this week.

MaTH716 02-18-2009 11:35 AM

Jesus Kev, I guess they have the track all souped up for your arrival. :zz:

28-1 goes wire to wire in the first, wins going away(or the rest of them were going backwards).

FlBred 02-18-2009 11:35 AM

We are anxiously awaiting GPKs winning pick 6 ticket.......good luck to all!

GPK 02-18-2009 11:42 AM

Run 2nd and 3rd...shocking.


Start some pick 3's now.

3,10/2,5/4 and punched it a few times


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