This is HIGHLY AMUSING
 

Shut your fat mouth.

Oh no.
















rule-eng en leff-eng!!

I was going to give you a " shut up Bogs " but I figured that might be too esoteric even for escoteric.

Good reasoning stuff...although I do miss that.


Bogs was just made to be told to shut up.

Shut up Kapets ...it just don't work.

A kyup-el things:

Wouldn't it be something if all this time Thebby was CharleeHO?

I often wonder about that.





Finally...I'm thinking of taking Steve's serious offer to be on his show.

I know he would never back off his word.

I'm going out for 2 jelly donuts now at the Shell take out bazaar...really,really.

The most amazing thing is that you wouldn't even be close to his worst guest ever.

You do realize that he once had Ross on as a guest.....seriously.

I demand a live video feed

Andy....just how big of a fucl<ing as.shole do you think I am??





You're kidding me....right?

Steve ain't that lucky.



If you people only knew who I really am.

The most amazing thing is that you wouldn't even be close to his worst guest ever.




Now wait a minute.



Oh forget it.

You already know how big an fn ass hole I think you are....however he DID have Ross on the show once. He will try to blame his former co-host....but you know how that goes.

Let's be honest here....you would be pretty bad.

You're right...I forgot you did.




Unbelievable....Steve---are you nuts!?...or what? He didn't bring out the mini max and mafia codes fer gosh sakes...did he?

Former host. Was that you??

Now, wait a minute.....I was his former host????? How big a fn ass hole do you think I am?


Oh yeah....he spewed his entire repetoire of craziness. I don't know for sure if Neil Young came up.....but the rest of his bag of tricks was presented.

And.....so what?


Then again....being given more than 5 seconds,people may find out how good I really am..I wouldn't try to disguise my voice ,either.

You would be neck and neck with Da Silva.

fr&l-a!!!!


Well I just thought back to when I called this .."show."

So who was it?

The Maytag Repairman or something?




I can't believe this!!..ror!!......that is so funny!

OK...don't know that guy either.

This isn't exactly drumming up interest in my appearance on the show. You do know that?

I think it was during Sweeps week.

Well, he could get Teddy if he wants to discuss Thistledown.....but much as I like him, he's not the most effervescent guy.

He's no Ross that's for sure.

I didn't know the show participated in sweeps week.




Really---I would add a dimension never experienced on Steve's Place.

Zodiac Ciphers......almost sounds mystical.

AND....I could use real cards and a real trash can!

OOOOOOOOOO



By the way...Rogers knew more than one Teddy. That really surprised me ..as well as made me very suspicious of him.His name wasn't Rogers,though.

I'll think of it.

He knew the right one.

Ya....you know when I tried to clang his memory and told him he had hit a big pick 6...he still didn't know which one.



Then when I told him it was for you and that Teddy knew you----he laughed and said...."Oh my God. You've got to be kidding me."

I said "no"...and he said he'll give him the message.

He won't talk to me anymore,either.

And to think all this started with a snow globe fun thing.



I've always said----ya can't buy stuff like this.

You know...I was sitting down at the poker table the other night and was trying to sagely pick out the mark.

I couldn't spot him and then knew that could only mean one thing.




Phil:D was late.

Uh-oh.

Lost my audience.

Steve...don't take this as a misnomer----or bad omen,either.



You give me 2 options on dates. Will have to be a phone guest, but I'll be there for you.

Fucl<....thanks loads ,Andy.

You distracted my attention and I ate the best donut first. They only had one jelly left so I took it and a maple one






God I hate when that happens.

Andy....forgot another thing to ask you.




Do you have really,really long hair??

I have very little hair.

Oh.



No biggie. Some people have very little noses,very little mouths and so forth.Thanks,though.

I nominate this for the Thread of the Year.

I know you will hold the audience rapt in the palm of your hand... And then squish them like a bug.

The demand for your 2nd ATR appearance has been building... (And BTW... It was not I who booked Ross in the pre-Steve Byk days off ATR. I was an inocent bystander in that sordid business...)

Friday 5pm? You and DrugS analyzing the Cigar Mile?

And finally, I cannot believe you went to the Shell Bizarre (I mean Bazaar) and denied us the pleasure of Full Tilt Scratch Off. VERY disappointed in these quarters.

What the fucl< is the Cigar Mile?

And does Drugress have to be there?


I know what you mean about not picking up a Pandamoneyum ticket--I'm still really mad at myself for that.







OK...I'll read up on this cigar deal and even if Drugess is there....why I will do this thing.



I just thought of something.I think Arletta typed out your call in number. 866 something.Is that all I have to do? At 5?



How about a password so someone like Hossy can't weasel their way in.






( Do you know of a good restaurant in LA?....And then I'll say----well no.but I know of a good one in San Fransisco. Good? )

Oh..Philski.


There is no mention of fleshlight in here,so i don't think it deserves your honor.

But thanks.

I picked up 4 $10 MEGA MONEY New York Lotto tickets the other day- $40. Was hoping for a 50% return on investment, or $20back for the $40 I put in. You know what I got?













a FUC|<ING ZERO!!!!! NOTHING!

mothah fucl<ah!!!!




...let the coke so-cares know what you think of them!!..