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Notice to All Employees

As of November 5, 2008, when President Obama is officially elected into office, our company will install a few new policies which are in keeping with his new, inspiring issues of change and fairness:

1. All salespeople will be pooling their sales and bonuses into a common pool that will be divided equally between all of you. This will serve to give those of you who are underachieving a “fair shake.”

2. All low level workers will be pooling their wages, including overtime, into a common pool, dividing it equally amongst yourselves. This will help those who are “too busy for overtime” to reap the rewards from those who have more spare time and can work extra hours.

3. All top management will now be referred to as “the government.” We will not participate in this “pooling” experience because the law doesn't apply to us.

4. The “government” will give eloquent speeches to all employees every week, encouraging it's workers to continue to work hard “for the good of all.”

5. The employees will be thrilled with these new policies because it's “good to spread the wealth.” Those of you who have underachieved will finally get an opportunity; those of you who have worked hard and had success will feel more “patriotic.”

6. The last few people who were hired should clean out their desks. Don't feel bad, though, because President Obama will give you free healthcare, free handouts, free oil for heating your home, free food stamps, and he'll let you stay in your home for as long as you want even if you can't pay your mortgage. If you appeal directly to our democratic congress, you might even get a free flat screen TV and a coupon for free haircuts (shouldn't all Americans be entitled to nice looking hair?) !!!

If for any reason you are not happy with the new policies, you may want to rethink your vote on November 4th.


obama/hussian

OK Comrade Matt..

Sounds like socialism

Let's not forget the Free Beer!

Attachment 1060

TIPS ON WHAT TO DO WITH THE WAITER'S TIP?
And finally, from Ray T., a "lesson" in wealth redistribution:
"In a local restaurant my server had on a 'Obama 08' tie...When the bill came, I decided not to tip the server and explained to him that I was exploring the Obama redistribution of wealth concept. He stood there in disbelief while I told him that I was going to redistribute his tip to someone who I deemed more in need--the homeless guy outside. The server angrily stormed from my sight.
I went outside, gave the homeless guy $10 and told him to thank the server inside as I've decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy was grateful.
At the end of my rather unscientific redistribution experiment I realized the homeless guy was grateful for the money he did not earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn even though the actual recipient needed the money more.
I guess redistribution of wealth is an easier thing to swallow in concept than in practical application."

Some other liar published that in the Tribune under letters to the Editor yesterday as his own..Desperate times must call for desperate measures

LOL I had this in my email inbox this morning.

I really dont believe Obama and his tax thingy is as extreme as these emails make them out to be, but they are still funny.

I still believe that McCain is the best candidate (Obama could be okay with more experience-eventho I'd still vote for a conservative). But I've basically conceeded (sp?) that Obama will win, and I'm not going to be a hater, I'll give him my support if he wins and hope he does right with this country.

But hey... If Philadelphia can win a major sports championship, well that gives me small hope for a McCain upset LOL :p

Being a Dem is like being a Cubs fan..no matter how good things look, they still manage to f*ck it up..Thta's why I still have no confidence that Barack will win...something crazy is going to happen

The best thing for Barack & his family could be to lose the election also, with so many racist nut cases out there who want his head. I'd be scared to be the first black prez... & it is a REALLY sad and sick thing that this can even be an issue.

BRAVO !! Hooves! these people are the CRAP that i have to work with everyday!

Ohhhh!! I got another one in my inbox! I like this one as well! :

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all
> > ten
> comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it
> would go something like this:
>
> The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
> The fifth would pay $1.
> The sixth would pay $3.
> The seventh would pay $7.
> The eighth would pay $12.
> The ninth would pay $18.
> The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
>
> So, that's what they decided to do.
>
> The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the
> arrangement, until on day, the owner threw them a curve. "Since you
> are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost
> of your daily beer by $20. Drinks for the ten now cost just $80."
>
> The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so
> the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free.
> But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could
> they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?'
> They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted
> that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man
> would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner
> suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly
> the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.
>
> And so:
>
> The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
> The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% savings).
> The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28% savings).
> The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
> The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
> The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).
>
> Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four
> continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men
> began to compare their savings.
>
> "I only got a dollar out of the $20," declared the sixth man. He
> pointed to the tenth man, "but he got $10!"
>
> "Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a dollar,
> too. It's unfair that he got ten times more than I!"
>
> " That's true!!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $10 back
> when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!"
>
> "Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison. "We didn't get
> anything at all. The system exploits the poor!"
>
> The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
>
> The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine
> sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the
> bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough
> money between all of them for even half of the bill!
>
> And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how
> our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the
> most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for
> being wealthy, and they just may not show up any more. In fact, they
> might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.
>
> This is the barstool version of Senator Obama's tax plan
>
> David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.
> Professor of Economics
> University of Georgia
>

Nice, now Obama even gets blamed for things McCain proposed.

I will be very surprised should O'Rock Bama win this election.

I wanted to go on record saying as much.

DeboDeb and I will be very disappointed if we don't get free stuff :mad: :mad:

:p

Sounds like desperate hyperbole etc. Wise Mr. Conservativo say: "If all else fails, just lie."

I think he is gunna coast in, but they will try to kill him within the 9 months after that. We are all gunna be very bored if they do it. Biden is Mr. Sominex. He has the charisma of a saltine cracker. They should spare OBA.

You know they make Biden out to be this great foreign policy guy that knows all..but during this campaign he has made so many gaffs...he looks like an idiot. It's a good thing the main stream media is in the tank for Obama/Biden or he could have been made to look like POTATOE.

Three letters JOBS........

Pretty much.....we'll see if we're better off four years from now :rolleyes: somehow I think things won't be much different, not better for sure.

The Phillies fan has lapses in judgement.:rolleyes: McCain says he's the gift that keeps on giving. He is a little smarter than Palin though. She stayed at the plate until she made out.

Notice how Biden pretty consistently fks up at regular intervals? He can't get better. OBA made his mistakes during the Summer(lol..told Wonderbread they need to make sure their kids learned Spanish.) That's a huge fk up. He couldn't afford to make any more. So, he stopped doing it. He got better. He's teachable. McCain is still fkn up. He's introducing Joe the Plumber, and Joe ain't even there? Whiff!!....Oba had extra stuff on his fastball tonite in Missouri. Doesn't even look tired, and had some good new material. Last 5-10 minutes of it was as good as his acceptance speech. He looks like a closer. Palin looks like she is a closer, too. The 2 old guys look ready for a cruise. I want to see OBAMA versus Palin in 2012!! She' crazy, but she is better than anything else they've got. Still say she missed her calling. She could sell a ton of Real Estate.

I know these e-mails are in jest (sort of), but I have to say this one last thing before Election Day.

Regardless of what happens on Tuesday, if you truly, in your heart, believe this totally baseless nonsensical "Obama is a socialist" scare tactic, you're a ****ing dipshit moron assholeface and you're far too stupid to be engaging in political discussion. There's criticism and then there's complete and utter hysteria.

That's it. I'm done. Carry on giving inexplicable credence to the ignorant hate monger du jour (J the P, Palin, etc.).

you're right. the sky is falling mentality from either side, when talking about the opposition, is absolutely ridiculous.
and i also saw a headline yesterday that said 23% of texans think obama is a muslim. those emails can be so attractive to some.

relax.

all you're hearing is the noise political movement's that are bereft of idea's make. the more hysterical the tone, the better if you're on the other side.

I'm a lurker on PA because I'd probably get tossed by that pschotic moderator if I ever posted, but that is truly a scary place. I don't mind hearing the other view points and arguing a bit, but man...those guys make Rush Limbaugh look like Jimmy Carter.

He's trying to pick out n' collect the white trash( just like kids gunna be isolating chocolate from hard candy, tonite.) His campaign is counting on there being a lot of white trash in Ohio and Pennsylvania.

i read about the birth certificate conspiracy a few weeks ago--apparently a guy even filed suit over it...ridiculous!

Geeez..let's not forget the radical left (that would be msnbc) was claiming that McCain could not be President for a similar reason.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23415028/


KOOKS on all sides!

like bob, i lurk there all the time.

the limbaugh dittoheads only want to chatter among themselves.

that's okay with me. the more they reinforce each other's retarded opinions, the less likely they ever come up with anything that connects outside the looney bin.

Haven't heard much about the candidates taste in music, but unnamed sources say Sarah has a favorite music video:

http://shock.military.com/Shock/vide...08&ESRC=dod.nl

O.K., here's some comedy for the Conservatives on here. This is from OBA himself. He writes me all the time.



"I want you to be there with me on Election Night when the results come in.

We're planning a big event that will include tens of thousands of supporters in Grant Park in downtown Chicago.

We're saving some of the best seats in the house for 5 people who have given to the campaign before -- and who decide to make a donation one last time before Sunday at midnight.

If you're selected, you can bring a guest, and we'll fly you in and put you up in a hotel for the night. You'll go backstage at the big event and -- no matter what happens -- you'll have a front row seat to history as we celebrate the supporters who got us over the finish line.

Any donation counts -- whatever you can afford. Show your support at this crucial time with a donation of $25 or more, and you could join me on Election Night:" -OBA

Never talk politics with friends or relatives. Why can't we all just get along? ;)

[quote=DaHoss9698]I know you are kidding around, but essentially you are right. No matter who wins, we're stuck with him for the next 4 years.[/QUOTE]

No doubt Hossy. But it is crazy how people will nearly go to blows over this stuff. It sure isn't worth it.

Shut your big mouth.

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