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letswastemoney 10-29-2008 01:44 AM

Do asexuals exist?
 
I need romance advice. Do asexuals, or people who don't want sex at all from anyone at anytime, exist? Or is it just some clever scheme for girls to tell you they only want you as a friend, without hurting your feelings. Or maybe I should just accept the fact that I won't get sex out of her, no matter if she's lying about the asexual thing or not.

Mortimer 10-29-2008 06:27 AM

They exist.



The female variety are all on this board.

geeker2 10-29-2008 11:01 AM

It means she is fucl<ing.

It just will not be you :p

Scav 10-29-2008 11:04 AM

I can't even fathom those words coming out of someone's mouth "I do not want sex or anything"

What is this world coming to?

the_fat_man 10-29-2008 11:21 AM

About as much as BIsexuals exist.

Danzig 10-29-2008 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by letswastemoney
I need romance advice. Do asexuals, or people who don't want sex at all from anyone at anytime, exist? Or is it just some clever scheme for girls to tell you they only want you as a friend, without hurting your feelings. Or maybe I should just accept the fact that I won't get sex out of her, no matter if she's lying about the asexual thing or not.


if her lips move, she's lying. take it from a female.

no, seriously. she doesn't want it from you, so i'd imagine that's why she said that-that way, it isn't you, it's her. :rolleyes:

i suggest looking elsewhere, hopefully you'll find a girl who doesn't play games.

Danzig 10-29-2008 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2
It means she is fucl<ing.

It just will not be you :p


or what he said, much more succinct than what i wrote.

geeker2 10-29-2008 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
or what he said, much more succinct than what i wrote.

:)

Antitrust32 10-29-2008 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the_fat_man
About as much as BIsexuals exist.

Oh there are so many bisexual women out there!!

And men too they just dont admit it.

geeker2 10-29-2008 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
Oh there are so many bisexual women out there!!

And men too they just dont admit it.


:eek:

I dont see how a guy lies on the beach, looks at another guys hairy ass and says:
-Oh yeah I gotta have that...I aint leaving the beach 'til I see him"

Antitrust32 10-29-2008 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2
:eek:

I dont see how a guy lies on the beach, looks at another guys hairy ass and says:
-Oh yeah I gotta have that...I aint leaving the beach 'til I see him"


hey I dont get it either.. but some of my male gay friends have hooked up with more straight guys than I have with straight women...

and thats sayin' something! :p

Mortimer 10-29-2008 12:04 PM

I agree that homosexuality and bi in men is out the roof.


That is part of the reason I have chose to pretty much lock myself in this house and not go out unless I have to.....about 3 weeks now.


I'm sick of people---I really am.

Scav 10-29-2008 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I agree that homosexuality and bi in men is out the roof.


That is part of the reason I have chose to pretty much lock myself in this house and not go out unless I have to.....about 3 weeks now.


I'm sick of people---I really am.

Me too Sir, me too

Mortimer 10-29-2008 12:05 PM

Good.


Perhaps if more people start feeling the same way.........................oh finish the sentence...I don't know.

Mortimer 10-29-2008 12:07 PM

And I think I am asexual for stretches.

It bugs me...so I quit it.






And then when the switch goes back on...I'm bettah

Antitrust32 10-29-2008 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
And I think I am asexual for stretches.

It bugs me...so I quit it.


And then when the switch goes back on...I'm bettah


I've been asexual for way too long now.

but I'm getting over it so time to put out again.

;)

Mortimer 10-29-2008 12:13 PM

Shore.

:rolleyes:

Antitrust32 10-29-2008 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Shore.

:rolleyes:

LOL but really!


I was saving myself for you but its seems you are not interested :(

Mortimer 10-29-2008 12:28 PM

Oh?

You mean just because you go on and off like a red light..that has made me cool on you?



:rolleyes:

Antitrust32 10-29-2008 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh?

You mean just because you go on and off like a red light..that has made me cool on you?



:rolleyes:


well I AM female

LOL

Mortimer 10-29-2008 12:33 PM

Hold the scooter.


It's time for me,too.

Antitrust32 10-29-2008 12:34 PM

:mad:

Mortimer 10-29-2008 12:41 PM

MEEP-MEEP!!







=;>

Scav 10-29-2008 12:44 PM

Morty, report to For Morty thread IMMEDIATELY

Mortimer 10-29-2008 12:56 PM

Thanks...ah did.

But can't see it. I even put it in my trousers...UPS!!..I mean pasted it to my browser,but no wok good.

Antitrust32 10-29-2008 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Thanks...ah did.

But can't see it. I even put it in my trousers...UPS!!..I mean pasted it to my browser,but no wok good.


try

http://www.posttimeusa.com/Portals/1...2_07Page80.pdf

Mortimer 10-29-2008 01:07 PM

Kiss-Kiss ,Dahling!!








I waited for ...this?


She is yer run of the mill...please..let's show some discriminating eyes here.

Danzig 10-29-2008 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I'm leaving


wait, i'm coming with you!

Antitrust32 10-29-2008 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Kiss-Kiss ,Dahling!!

I waited for ...this?


She is yer run of the mill...please..let's show some discriminating eyes here.


Yes but she's a jockey at Calder and the Big A & she rides cmoreo in her spare time.


Oh yeah





and shes JewishBrazillian


wish seems to be a big plus in the Padlock

Mortimer 10-29-2008 01:14 PM

Thanks for that input, Uncly....highly amusing!!

Mortimer 10-29-2008 02:35 PM

I'm feeling asexual again.

Dannie won't send me naughty photos and Dala won't talk dirty on the board to me.





What the fucl< shall I do?

Scav 10-29-2008 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I'm feeling asexual again.

Dannie won't send me naughty photos and Dala won't talk dirty on the board to me.





What the fucl< shall I do?

Keep on pressing SIR. And ask to talk dirty via text message, much more dirty that way

Mortimer 10-29-2008 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
Keep on pressing SIR. And ask to talk dirty via text message, much more dirty that way


I don't have a texter.



:(

Scav 10-29-2008 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I don't have a texter.



:(

Sir, may I recommend that you get one, it is high quality and very fun as it is accessible from anywhere, and even dupa pictures can be sent with the newer versions

Mortimer 10-29-2008 02:47 PM

It does sound exciting,but as part of my Paranoid Schizo condition I am not only retracting from people...I am doing the same with technology.I don't have a texter nor cell phone of any kind, nor a pager,nor an i-pod,nor catv..and soon enough...nor a car.


I am scaling down to the point I will use only what is needed to survive wretched day to day life.


So you can see why I get even more depressed when I ask so little...and get even less.

Antitrust32 10-29-2008 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
Sir, may I recommend that you get one, it is high quality and very fun as it is accessible from anywhere, and even dupa pictures can be sent with the newer versions

:D I could start a web site with some of the pics sent to my phone

Scav 10-29-2008 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
:D I could start a web site with some of the pics sent to my phone

This weekend my fingers were on fire in the dirty texting department, extremely fun....

Scav 10-29-2008 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
It does sound exciting,but as part of my Paranoid Schizo condition I am not only retracting from people...I am doing the same with technology.I don't have a texter nor cell phone of any kind, nor a pager,nor an i-pod,nor catv..and soon enough...nor a car.


I am scaling down to the point I will use only what is needed to survive wretched day to day life.


So you can see why I get even more depressed when I ask so little...and get even less.

Please sir, spare me the bs, I have heard from uncly that you are within the top .5% weathly, in the great nation of Nerdy Trail


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