Caption writing contest!!!
 

Mon Dieu!

I can't even begin to think of one.

Wanna have a go? :D

http://www.armchairfrance.com/images/Hat1.jpg

I have one but it will make sense only to the Arlington people. sorry.

"Nick the Kid - The Golden Years"

Dahlink, care to explain?

Thanks!

I'll try. He's a guy maybe in his 30's, who for lack of a better word has a dorky look and manner about him. He is seen from time to time around arlington and I have heard so many things about him that I don't begin to know what is fact or fiction.

One thing he does do is to wear some odd clothing. On big race days like Kentucky derby, Breeders Cup or Million day, he has a cowboy get-up which is hilarious. He is as much a cowboy as say.... Woody Allen.

The picture you posted I thought might be what he'll look like if we flash forward 30 years.

Those look like losing tickets stuck to his umbrella hat.
Need to start pasting them on the rest of his wardrobe.

Storm Cat- You are by far the weirdest poster ever on either this board or ESPN.

Is that Ken Ramsey?

Fun story. :)
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Caption writing contest, part deux.....

(Photo 2)

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/20..._3101814_1.htm

I am touched by your kindness..... :p

Dolly Parton on steriods.:eek:

"Dragster at Ascot"

Very nice, both of you! :D

" god saved the Queen? "

Oh, good one!:D

Miss Storm Cat,
Besides the obvious, can you find a caption for this?

http://www.costumecraze.com/DOG25.ht...90cd2d2d63163a

Bold Brooklynite Gets Ready For A Day At The Track (?)

(Sorry Bold..... just kidding. Old habits and all that stuff).

Let's hear yours!

LMFAO!!!!!:D :D

LMFAO!!! as well!!!:D

"Your kidding when you say that there is no more beer?"


This one is for the first pic.

For the second pic:

"Giacomo won! I can buy more hairspray"

Ooooh La La! Look what she wore to the Arc! :eek:

Have a go... :D

http://www.swinleytravel.co.uk/horse_14.jpg

edit: Might be Royal Ascot.... not sure. Either way though, mon Dieu!

Disguise the antennas

or...
Runway model...from Mars

:D

I do believe you just won! :cool:

Thanks!
Don't know what I won..and I'll pass on that champaigne she's holding...
the bubbles are gone.
Now, I'll look for a crazy picture.
I hope you find another one too.
This is fun.

Was gonna say you won a date with her, but you're too nice.

How about a shirt with similar sleeves? Think of it? You could fit your wallet, DRF, bottles of your favorite drink, shades, a few small midgets..... and that's just in one of them!:D

What you've won? Undying respect. :cool: :p

..... Or a date with one of her sisters!:p

http://www.strangecelebrities.com/im...tent/10526.jpg

Okay, your turn!

Wow!
I'm going to pass on the date with the sisters. After looking at all the feathers in the millenary, the thought of all those birds giving up their tweety lives for that makes me want to hurl.

I'm still looking for a pic.

It could have been worse. At least you weren't thinking about being in bed with one of them and all the feathers..... :D

Okay now I feel sick.

Take your time. :)

Ok...found this one of Sahar making a fashion statement.
Have no clue as to what the caption should be.....

http://www.strangefamilycircus.com/g...aharBallyStage

dear sweet pippy longstockings has fallen on hard times--recently released from state prison she is forced to demean herself in front of throngs of onlookers...during the encore she does unspeakable acts with her snake.

Great picture!:D

This one's really hard. Let me think.....

Sunday, August 13, Special to The Times

FBI BAFFLED, MILLION RESCHEDULED

The ongoing investigation into the disappearance of eight of the worlds top jockeys continues as, in an unprecented move, an FBI spokesman pleaded for the public's assistance. "All we know is they were last seen leaving a bar Froday night in the vicinity of the local side show," an unidentified agent said Saturday evening. "We have no leads at this time."

Oh I LIKE yours!!!:D

thanks...yours too.:)

You are both amazing!
LMFAO!:)

OK...this filly is looking for a ride, but I'm sure you'll come up with something.

http://www.visualjokes.com/d/hw.html

News Flash!

Champion jockey Jamie Spencer and his wife of nearly two years have filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences.

"I didn't mind the whipping, in fact i rather enjoyed it. The saddle became a nightly ritual though," she sobbed. "The last straw," a tearful Mrs. Spencer continued, "was when he mistakenly called me Powerscourt one night. I knew we were done."

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Yours are waaay too hard, DTS! YOU write one for her!:p

I swear to god I will kill the person who hacked into my computer and stole my personal photos!!! DTS you have got some f'ing nerve!:p

Well Done, now that's what funny caption writing is all about!

Actually, it's what I was gonna wear (and by that I mean just the saddle) when I see you..... :p

Nice one!!! :D