Blackwell Out Of Classic
 

SADLY, MR. BLACKWELL IS OUT OF THE LADIES CLASSIC..............:zz:

Who?

What?

Some woman's clothes designer died today/yesterday. I think.

boy, i guess you gotta be old school to remember this guy.

He said he loves your fine dupa even if you are only 14.

Oh I get it. He was gay and now he's dead so he can't run in the ladies classic!!!


Ahahahaha!!!

Your pus.sy's SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSO HOT!!!!

Morty,

Sir,

Kind Gent...




Oh forget it.

Oh wait



Morty,

What are your thoughts about this years Bee See on the well tested :rolleyes: Con-Ride surface?

Well...I don't think it fair to give out any information . Everyone must wait in unison for my fine BC Crinkle---Trash Can program.






















( I thought they already ran this!!!..when is it?)

(it was 4 days ago but my ESPN Game Cast still has no results can you help a sista out?)

(Gosh...so solly---I'm still pegged to game 7 in the ALCS over there.)

But, in complete seriousness (:rolleyes: ),

what do you think of The Con-Ride surface, or PolySmack?

All I know is that they smell like burning tires and have more sand than Thebby's..... oh never mind!

:tro: :tro:



Thank you so much.

I certainly deserve it.








:rolleyes:

This Saturday.


WHAT!!??


I'm leaving the board for good the next day. Just like last year.


Oh.



Wake me when you leave.

Boy do I have work to do.

Someone tell me how to find the entrants!!

God ,this so embarrassing.

Look at it this way---they're all running on the same Thebby vapors..!!!!...I mean surface.

So in other words you hate it and we should just bet on the more GRASSY horses.

DO YOU MIND!


I am playing Full Metal Jeopardy!

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


Who is Pizza Face Darden and NoseDrops!!

EAUHX!!



I FUCl<ED UP!!

I would like to announce that my Professional Handicappers Guide to the 2008 Breeders Cup Horsey Races will be shown in SnowyWoods.


This site is chosen for it's purity and honesty.

I have spent copious time on this so don't take it lightly----you can win at this thing.

I should mention I will not.. I mean did not do the girl horsey's....they can't be trusted and I won't mess with them.

I realize you are all excited,but let's try to keep the banter down.


I can't blame you----the nice boy...I mean man ..who told you not to waste your money on MoreSass in the FloridaDerby...the girl..I mean man..who told you not to listen to the 5---4 Stevies regarding 8 Belles as she had what it took to shine in that KD.


And yes...that very same rich old...I mean just man...who told the gate handicapper ,CM Oreo, who to put his money on for the days best bet twice at Belmonts and once at Gulfstreams........and nailed each one,by the way, at 4:1,6:1 and 11:1....in one fell swoop.

Yes...I am that man...the one who also picked Jazil to win the Belmonts, Bernardini to win the Preakness and countless other winning picks the "pros" wouldn't dare make.

I can't blame you. I'm pretty fucl<in' spiffy.
























By the way---Mr. HorsyePlay Primer still won't talk to me to this day.

wait for me


Where we going?

Meadowlands Race 8
$2 Super 6-ALL-ALL-2 $244

:mad:

The greatest friend of truth are the simpleminded --but honest seekers, her greatest enemy is any governing body or corporate tax attorney, and her constant companion are those who have already found her.


~ mortimer dexter foxworthy~

*written at SnowyWoods while air squirting mosquitos with a bellows*