Mortimer - Good for Nerdy Trail
 

This is a thread to convince all the non believers- so let's hear all the good that Morte' will do

Oh.... and bashing Hussy or Coach Pants will be not considered as evidence of good.

*chirp*

God.

I can only hold 'em back so long MDF

So I noticed.





Any new clips from The Junkyard?

Looks like Coachies portfolio.

There are a few floating around on the laptop at home:tro:




But enough about me...this thread is about you. We don't talk about you enough around here.

I'm leaving.

Mortimer is the most unique persona the internet has ever seen. Derby trail should be proud that he calls this place home.

Mortimer is the great equalizer. He delivers justice with impunity to friend and foe alike.

Only those too dull to understand his brilliance would dare to question his worthiness as board overlord.

Some question his lack of experience though. Does he really posses the people skills vital in reaching out to other Nerdy Trail citizens....and citizens of other horsey related boards worldwide?

I just dont think he has been given the chance. I think we can all watch his delivery and realize that there is a native intelligence that far exceeds that of any member on any board. Beyond that there are natural leadership qualities that just ooze out of each typed character.

Does he have the experience? Did Steve Byk have the experience? No previous experiences could prepare mort for the task at hand. You either got it or ya dont. Mort has IT...that intangible IT possessed only by the greats.

It was ridiculous.

And packed.

And a ton of fun.

^^^

dala's arse

Coach, im sorry for jinxing your picks. They would have won had i not posted on your thread. Sorry.

Threadjacking in progress....










STICK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND PEOPLE

Yes, back to Mortimer. Just close your eyes and imagine this place WITHOUT mortimer?

Are you frightened yet? I am.

I personally think morty has more "IT" than anyone. he is absolutely full of "IT".whenever he speaks, i say to myself, "that morty sure is a master of slinging "IT". if this were a classroom he would 100% be the "IT"-head of it. all hail morty, he is king of "IT" for brains!

yes, another believer. This is grassroots i know but its people like notype59 and the passion that he brings for Mortimer that will lead us to where we want to be.

One correction though notype59. Mortimer cant "sling" IT. IT is inherent. As generious as he is, he would pass IT off if he could but he can't. Sorry.

Ok Mark....a discenting voice has now been heard.















Anyhoo....I will be near your neck of the woods all day tomorrow:tro:

I actually like Morty, he keeps me busy at work trying to decipher his lingo. I will admit that I am afraid to ask what the hell is talking about half the time and who is who in regards to his nicknames.

correction noted...but just so you know the power of morty....if anyone could sling the "IT", it would me morty. I guarantee he would be the best inherent "IT" slinger the world has ever known.

You are no doubt correct. His powers transcend that which the mere the mortal can comprehend.

He will sling IT to and fro and we will all be mortimen and mortiwomen.

The only thing I would change about the basement is that I would like to see a weekly update of the Beulah Racing thread

Morty's ability to understand things, even things we do not understand is uncanny. For that reason, just because you have no idea what he is talking about, does not mean that he does not know the issues, even if you have no idea.

I think his stong suite is his stance on health care...mental health care.

He is also for woman's rights and can often be talking about the right woman.

As for international issues, he transends even that by going even further into the spiritual world.

In conclusion, ask not what Morte can do for you, but rather, what you can do for Morte.

I really think his work in this thread represents how MDF is able to transcend all racial, political and sporty world barriers that continually prey on all mankind.

Feel the love in this thread and note how he is able to interact with all the posters involved.

http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/showthread.php?t=25455

Thud
:zz:

At first I mistakenly believed that Morty was some blog bully who cast his venom at all in some psychotic expression of his personality disorder.......but like many rushes to judgement, that which you see, and read, on the surface does not explain the "why" but only the here and now....Upon further review you learn that Morty doesn't start the fight but often he finishes it....

Morty takes more grief that Sarah Palin at a NORML convention, but most of the time it comes from those that haven't a clue about what he is all about.

Morty is beyond funny, smarter than most people here, motivated by a sense of what's right and wrong in the world but most of all Morty is a conscience the place needs, a scholar few can follow and most importantly he is that rare soul who connects with the people here with depth and honesty that at times elicit laughter, occasional tears and even anger but he is also the kind of resource the place needs to balance the collective conscience of other voices here.....

pay no attention to the morty behind the curtain.....he is the all-knowing, all-seeing wizard of "IT".

This is getting too gay even for me.



I'm leaving.

that was almost 'ol yeller-like. i think i felt a tear well up. morty should cut and save this for his obit as no one could eulogize any better than that.

:mad:

bye, but i don't think there's such a thing as "too gay for you".

Oh good ol' Dextimer Mortworthy.



OOOPS



Morty,

This man has changed my life. He even has me dreaming about his


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every night.

Morty has taught me that everyone is an idiot and I appreciate that, since he is right.

Morty taught me that I CAN be myself, as long as I send him BOO BEE pictures.

Morty is the first person I think about when I wake up in the morning, and the last person I think about before I fall asleep.

I :{>: Morty!!

I'm speechless
:zz:

:D

Your finest work in sometime:tro:

His ONLY work in sometime..

Imagine it without Morty?




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It's easy.. It happens every few weeks.