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Heels1989 10-14-2008 10:36 AM

Breeder Cup: Jessica and Hank
 
Link from equidaily:

http://www.shreveporttimes.com/apps/...025/SPORTS0101

Most local fans will probably remember Jessica Pacheco, the comely paddock analyst at the 2006-07 Louisiana Downs meetings. In the past year, Pacheco has spent her time — first at the Fair Grounds and then at Arlington Park —touting horses in her own bewitching valley girl style.

Come Breeders' Cup Day, however, she will be alongside ESPN's Hank Greenberg, and the two of them will be delivering the lowdown on the biggest show in horse racing, race-by-race.


Poor Jessica. I am picturing Suzy/Broadway Joe Part II. "I wanna kiss you".

brianwspencer 10-14-2008 10:38 AM

Figured she'd end up there sooner or later....

Good for her.

Scav 10-14-2008 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Heels1989
Link from equidaily:

http://www.shreveporttimes.com/apps/...025/SPORTS0101

Most local fans will probably remember Jessica Pacheco, the comely paddock analyst at the 2006-07 Louisiana Downs meetings. In the past year, Pacheco has spent her time — first at the Fair Grounds and then at Arlington Park —touting horses in her own bewitching valley girl style.

Come Breeders' Cup Day, however, she will be alongside ESPN's Hank Greenberg, and the two of them will be delivering the lowdown on the biggest show in horse racing, race-by-race.


Poor Jessica. I am picturing Suzy/Broadway Joe Part II. "I wanna kiss you".

Brockguy will be walking akwardly the whole trip now :)

And for the record, she isn't ready for the BC. It was easy for her to pick Catalano and have no reasons, but this is a whole new ballgame

ateamstupid 10-14-2008 10:47 AM

Greenberg apparently back from the dead to try and crack 60 homers once and for all.

slotdirt 10-14-2008 10:58 AM

That '38 season was a travesty, what with pitchers avoiding him so he wouldn't hit 60 and tie the Babe.

Coach Pants 10-14-2008 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Scav
Brockguy will be walking akwardly the whole trip now :)

And for the record, she isn't ready for the BC. It was easy for her to pick Catalano and have no reasons, but this is a whole new ballgame

Oh don't be naive. She wasn't hired for her handicapping expertise.

Bobby Fischer 10-14-2008 11:11 AM

One of the best right handed hitters of them all and we won't notice his age as much next to Pacheco

freddymo 10-14-2008 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by brianwspencer
Figured she'd end up there sooner or later....

Good for her.

Is she doable?

Scav 10-14-2008 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by freddymo
Is she doable?

From the back yes, has a serious behind....

Scav 10-14-2008 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants
Oh don't be naive. She wasn't hired for her handicapping expertise.

The chick that used to do Hawthorne was alot hotter then Jessica, she just hasn't caught on yet, I can't remember her name. Brian will know...Tall, dark blonde girl

miraja2 10-14-2008 12:17 PM

Pacheco does an okay job, but I am shocked they didn't go with the "other" Jessica.

VOL JACK 10-14-2008 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
The chick that used to do Hawthorne was alot hotter then Jessica, she just hasn't caught on yet, I can't remember her name. Brian will know...Tall, dark blonde girl

What happened to the hot blonde that Dooley was suspended over?

Christina O on tvg is hot for a beaner.:{>: And she actually knows the game rather well, unlike Jessica Prostuchio.

Scav 10-14-2008 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by VOL JACK
What happened to the hot blonde that Dooley was suspended over?

Christina O on tvg is hot for a beaner.:{>: And she actually knows the game rather well, unlike Jessica Prostuchio.

Dooley was never suspended over her, and she wouldn't know a horse if it kicked her. I can't think of her name right now but she has a great ass also. Junk in the trunk type.

Christina O is very hot. I have met her in person and while TV flatters her, I wouldn't be kicked her out of bed.

brianwspencer 10-14-2008 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
The chick that used to do Hawthorne was alot hotter then Jessica, she just hasn't caught on yet, I can't remember her name. Brian will know...Tall, dark blonde girl

Really depends on what you're after though....if you want someone better looking, then sure pick the Hawthorne girl. While you may not think Jessica is the sharpest handicapper out there, if you want someone to actually talk about horses, she's a much better choice.

Though they're going to have to rein her in in a serious way. She can talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk incessantly without saying much, and just keep going on rambling.

I still like her plenty though, think she's pretty solid. Remember the time Orecchio and I liked the same longshot in the closer one day, and she picked the horse when he was still 25-1 on the board....he said he couldn't bet the horse after she ruined it....horse ran home at something like 12-1.

GPK 10-14-2008 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
Dooley was never suspended over her, and she wouldn't know a horse if it kicked her. I can't think of her name right now but she has a great ass also. Junk in the trunk type.

Christina O is very hot. I have met her in person and while TV flatters her, I wouldn't be kicked her out of bed.


Yes you would...:)

viscount26 10-14-2008 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Yes you would...:)

So would you
:D

Scav 10-14-2008 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Yes you would...:)

I said that wrong, I meant I wouldn't kick her out of bed.....How she ended up there though, I probably wouldn't remember :)

Scav 10-14-2008 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by brianwspencer
Really depends on what you're after though....if you want someone better looking, then sure pick the Hawthorne girl. While you may not think Jessica is the sharpest handicapper out there, if you want someone to actually talk about horses, she's a much better choice.

Though they're going to have to rein her in in a serious way. She can talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk incessantly without saying much, and just keep going on rambling.

I still like her plenty though, think she's pretty solid. Remember the time Orecchio and I liked the same longshot in the closer one day, and she picked the horse when he was still 25-1 on the board....he said he couldn't bet the horse after she ruined it....horse ran home at something like 12-1.

I don't want a girl to talk horses with, I just want her to want to go to the track and look hot with a hat on :)

Jessica does need to eat a little though....

ELA 10-14-2008 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
The chick that used to do Hawthorne was alot hotter then Jessica, she just hasn't caught on yet, I can't remember her name. Brian will know...Tall, dark blonde girl

You're not talking about the part-time girl are you? Short blond hair?

Eric

Scav 10-14-2008 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ELA
You're not talking about the part-time girl are you? Short blond hair?

Eric

No, she was like 5'10, she went to Harper College when I was there, I remember trying to hit on her and getting denied because she was chummy with a football player (Ever junior college dudes get the tail)(note, this was when I was developing my skills)....She has a following on Barn to Wire, I will check tonight and get a name. Greek girl I think

There is a blonde at Arlington this summer that was like the events girl, she was mid height, junk in the trunk, always wanted to get hammered after work, can't think of her friggin name.

ELA 10-14-2008 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
No, she was like 5'10, she went to Harper College when I was there, I remember trying to hit on her and getting denied because she was chummy with a football player (Ever junior college dudes get the tail)(note, this was when I was developing my skills)....She has a following on Barn to Wire, I will check tonight and get a name. Greek girl I think

There is a blonde at Arlington this summer that was like the events girl, she was mid height, junk in the trunk, always wanted to get hammered after work, can't think of her friggin name.

Got it. Not who I thought you were talking about. I was thinking you might have been talking about "Francine"

Eric

GPK 10-14-2008 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
I said that wrong, I meant I wouldn't kick her out of bed.....How she ended up there though, I probably wouldn't remember :)

;)

-BT- 10-14-2008 01:59 PM



Lauren Masserella..... she's the goods!!!!!!!!

-bt-

Scav 10-14-2008 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by -BT-


Lauren Masserella..... she's the goods!!!!!!!!

-bt-

YES....

She has the most junk in her trunk I have ever seen for a girl that isn't obese, it is amazing

Coach Pants 10-14-2008 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
YES....

She has the most junk in her trunk I have ever seen for a girl that isn't obese, it is amazing

She's a secret agent fatty.

Bobby Fischer 10-14-2008 02:33 PM

*shaking my head*
 
you guys probably haven't been watching race video on all the BC probables , but you have the boo-tay measurements of all past and present female racing employees. :rolleyes:








also a front picture doesn't do her justice...

Scav 10-14-2008 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants
She's a secret agent fatty.

She looks pretty good in that picture. I have seen her sometimes where she still looks hammered from the Party in the Park Friday's.....

VOL JACK 10-14-2008 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
YES....

She has the most junk in her trunk I have ever seen for a girl that isn't obese, it is amazing

Which is bigger her booty or her strawberry nose? Guess you could always have that worked on. No substitute for an a$$ thats a 10.

Scav 10-14-2008 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by VOL JACK
Which is bigger her booty or her strawberry nose? Guess you could always have that worked on. No substitute for an a$$ thats a 10.

I am not so sure her behind is a 10, but there is alot there and dudes that like alot in the back, will like her alot. Looks like she got stung by a real big bee right on the keister

Coach Pants 10-14-2008 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
She looks pretty good in that picture. I have seen her sometimes where she still looks hammered from the Party in the Park Friday's.....

Of course she looks good right now...she's undercover.

TheSpyder 10-14-2008 03:14 PM

The only way you would remember is if you recalled REM;)
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Originally Posted by Scav
I said that wrong, I meant I wouldn't kick her out of bed.....How she ended up there though, I probably wouldn't remember :)


brockguy 10-14-2008 06:53 PM

Savage!!!!!


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