Ask Andy
 

I thought this a good idea. Panda Pandering was a consideration.

Anyhoo...Andy-- 2 questions.

Remember I mentioned months ago I bought 3 or 4 Panda-Money-Um tickets?And that I didn't win anything? It was impulse based on the idea you would bring luck. I haven't bothered with them since....until yesterday. I pass the Ohio Lottery grandstand as I wait in line at the discount this and that store here.....it has no affect on me. It stands 500 feet tall and one half mile wide. There are over 900,000 different tickets. Vibrantly colored....bright...dollar signs all over them. Las Vegas slot machine music plays.Yesterday the Panda ticket screamed at me. So I bought 4 more...$2 a throw.




I won $5.

That's the way they play it. Spend $8...get back $5.....that's winning. So this morning I turned it in plus $1 and got 3 more. I won $12........now that's what I call winning.


So my 1st question is....should I buy 6 more?





The 2nd is.......r u BrownSugar?

I haven't got all day here.

I know what happened.

He read this and whisked off to Ohio where is buying up all the Panda tickets.








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do you scratch with a nickel or dime?

i prefer a car key

I rub peanut butter on them...it comes right off!! Really!

I hope you don't have any pets......:eek:

Morty....Seinfeld made a hell of a lot of money with far less talent and worse material than you have day in and day out.

I have always said that you are the wisest and most looked up to poster here.It is rare when a site has produced a more profound one.



Thank you....VERY much.

Hey Andy.






NEVER MIND.

:)


I wish I had that baby smiley here,but that will have to do.

Hey.

I went ahead and decided on my own. I turned in the $12 worth and went with a $10 ticket and a different 2.....I figured yer luck had run out.



I lost on the 2 ,but won $15 on the tenner.If I go all the way back to the start I am now $4 ahead.

So now I'm at another crosswords. Do you have a bright idea you would like to share with me regarding the decision to cash out or go for the chicken dinnah?

Make a chicken dinner from scratch off.

Spyder

Uh...is your name Ask Andy?

Whose asking?

Well it isn't Dotor Livingston.

I never met anyone with the first name of Ask..is that Danish?

Oh?

And so what was Dear Abby's first name?

ディア (Dear) it is a Japanese rooted word meaning something smells like old fish

See?

I reinvested it in assorted rip offs.

Lost on all.



Still alive on two mega-mi'ions numbers.

I know I'm excited.

Mortimer it is good to see you are in the visible mode.

Did you get that movie?
You need that movie.

That's what Dannie tells me.


Anyhooo....no. Sorry...but that fat guy I just don't care for.

I won $2 on the bonus ball.


I got one more Panda ticket.

I'm rubbing peanut butter on it now.

Fucl<.


I "won" 2 more dollars.

WHOA!!



Make that 4 dollars!!!

Do you have a picture of Michelle Wie in front of you?

No,but saw her from a link in that thread..I think.


She doesn't do anything for me.

I'm still alive....luck hasn't run out.


Must think how to play this $4 wisely.

I'm thinking 2 pick 4 box plays.







Yup.

And maybe 2 straight ..or 2 more boxes.

Ain't this exciting?













Why it could be called..






The Lost Diary of Arnold Rothstein























or


































Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy........inside the mind of a gambling genius.





























or




































MAKE MI'IONS IN ONE DAY!


YES.


THAT'S WHAT I SAID..




MAKE MI'IONS IN ONE DAY!!






























or


































teeeew mothah fucl<ahs

I lost.

My win streak is over.






No more Pandaceas...please.

They fucl<yah when you go through the drive-thru.....

I don't do drive thru fru fru.



Have no desire to get stuck behind a BMW X5 with a load of screaming brats and a Mother screaming into her cell phone at her dick nosed husband who only left her $750 for the day and so she is now looking to tell the person on the other side of the mirophone what a miserable,stupid excuse for a human being they are.

OOOOOOOOOO

:tro:

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The actual quote is...

"They Fucl< YOU at the drive-thru, okay? They Fucl< YOU at the drive-thru! They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got fucl< ed! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care. So who gets fucl<ed? Ol' Leo Getz! Okay, sure! I don't give a fucl<! I'm not eating this tuna, okay? "

I haven't been this excited since my high school gelf days.

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