Not to go off Sporty News
 

But shut up already!




I'm sick of play by play commentary and Cliffs Notes for gelfers.

This room is packed with the most snoozable stuff on Earth.

shut the f*ck up

^^^^^What he said.

Sir

LOL

Morty put into his PLACE. Sit Bitch SIT

By the way Morty, the gelf thread has some MILF talk for you...






















....as soon as KGB gets that photo posted, we'll be in business.

See what happens when a great predator gets isolated?

The hyenas suddenly think they are strong.

He took his ball home.....I thought he was stronger then this performance.

Go fucl< yourselves.


And each other.

















HEY SCAVS!


FUCl< THIS!

Like a true predator, he waited until you thought the coast was clear and pounced.

Well? Come on..where's the primer on gelf ball whacking?





How about the proper way to bludgeon a middle linebacker...Phil?

I used the same technique Sighty-poo has outlawed.


Same stalking....but with a different intent.

I assure you.

!!!!!!!!!!

:tro:

I'm so good...I miss half the stuff I say!



Too kind!

Did you know I actually stuck around and watched ,via internet, 2 rounds of that stupid playoff between Woods and the other guy?



Then I thought to myself..






...WHAT THE FUCl<, AM AH DOIN'!!!!?

:confused:

I don't know how long two rounds last, but you'll never get those wasted minutes of your life back.

To change the subject from a sissy game to a man's sport, did you hear that Pavlik signed to fight Bernard Hopkins? I know I'm anxiously awaiting Phil Gardn's breakdown of this matchup.

You're kidding me?

I did not hear this. I knew they were trying too work in one of two others,but this is already a mismatch. Of course money probably has something to do with it.

There is no difference between a KO and a TKO....don't ya know.

Sir, if you watch the Cotto/Margarito fight this weekend, you might see a certain male sitting 5th row, please wave at the TV so I can wave back

Will you be wearing DT's favorite yellow shirt?

I assume you will be wearing a full mink coat and hat?

Sir, 110 degree, 88 at night, no coat and probably as little amount of clothes as possible.

Really..I reread this.


There's some very high level posts in here.


Fine work.

Yeah, they were trying to get the Welshman, Calzaghe, but he is fighting Roy Jones, and all of their other attempts fell through, so they settled on Hopkins in October.

Borefest.

Any fight with Hopkins.
Old man, like me.

Boy.

Calzaghe takes on all doners...aye?

It shouldn't be hard to spot him, considering the fight is NEXT weekend.

Friggin Morty just created a sign on "Garrison's Mom"

I love it

Fine work sire

RULE-ENG EN STUFF!!!

Fucl<in aye. He doesn't seem to want any of Pavlik.

ok, then this weekend, look for me on the ESPN set at Del Mar :)

I don't even know who Garrison is.



Much less his Mom.

That fight,I would think would gross tons o' money.He must want to retire undefeated is all I can guess at....I really think Pavlik would stomp him.

No one his weight does.
I dont blame them.

Pavlik puts people to bed.
He is a career destroyer.
Jermaine Taylor feels it.

I have a phone call.

It's from Andy's cell phone.....but I'm wise to Carla now. Ain't gunna duh-it..

Agreed on all accounts. Calzaghe is very good, but there is just a huge gap in punching power between the two that I think would be too hard for the Welshman to overcome.

Hey!!..now I have one from Hossy.

Wait a minute.





































Fucl<.
























It's Carla.


:mad:



I gotta go.

Yes
but
Calzaghe
has
actually
been
fighting
a
weight
class
above
Pavlik
for
all
of
their
respective
careers,
which
would
on
paper
give
him
a
theoretical
advantage.

Yes sir...plus I think he's 10-12 years older.

SNARF!!!





ror!!...now I DO gotta go!