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The Indomitable DrugS 06-23-2008 04:05 PM

MDF Freestyle
 
Morty, Morty, Morty, can't you see?
Sometimes your posts just stupify me..
And I just love your flashy wayz...
Guess that's why I left the smart threads
And came here to 'tard up this plaz

Coach Pants 06-23-2008 04:17 PM


The Indomitable DrugS 06-23-2008 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Weak...I know you can do better.

I'm aiming low .. Son.

I can tard it up with the best of them when I bring my D-Game.

Mortimer 06-23-2008 04:57 PM

There are times when the vanquished aren't really the vanquished at all.

Mortimer 06-23-2008 05:33 PM

hate me ,rate me
do all these things but don't you
mate me,tape me
for all the diamond rings

and things
that seal me,feel me
i'm just the turquoise from the caveman
hey man,yay man

listen to that blind man
he can see through it all
that time man, kind man
i am not so tall

that i can't be damned
down low,way low
aren't we all canned
in a way ,today

hate me,rate me
i am only one man,who ran
home and stayed alone
for all that i can see

Mortimer 06-23-2008 05:36 PM

^^^:{>:

Mortimer 06-23-2008 05:37 PM

^^ Oh yes.

Mortimer 06-23-2008 05:43 PM

^^ Kissy-poo

Mortimer 06-23-2008 07:12 PM

Thank you--------VERY much.

Kasept 06-24-2008 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
hate me ,rate me
do all these things but don't you
mate me,tape me
for all the diamond rings

and things
that seal me,feel me
i'm just the turquoise from the caveman
hey man,yay man

listen to that blind man
he can see through it all
that time man, kind man
i am not so tall

that i can't be damned
down low,way low
aren't we all canned
in a way ,today

hate me,rate me
i am only one man,who ran
home and stayed alone
for all that i can see

:$::$::$::$:

Mortimer 06-24-2008 08:23 AM

Steve...God knows you and Hossy have always been there for me.You both are my favorite posters.

Antitrust32 06-24-2008 08:23 AM

:mad:

Mortimer 06-24-2008 08:25 AM

spit!

Uncly..God knows you and Steve and Hossy have always been there for me. You three are my favorite posters here.

Antitrust32 06-24-2008 08:38 AM

:D

Kasept 06-24-2008 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
spit!

Uncly..God knows you and Steve and Hossy have always been there for me. You three are my favorite posters here.

^^^ Leaves MANY jealous and angry..

Mortimer 06-24-2008 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasept
^^^ Leaves MANY jealous and angry..

God knows you ,Hossy,Steve and Uncly have always been there for me.

You 4 are my favorite posters.

Antitrust32 06-24-2008 10:08 AM

How is Steve your favorite poster not once... but TWICE! and I am only your favorite once?!?!?! :mad:

Mortimer 06-24-2008 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
How is Steve your favorite poster not once... but TWICE! and I am only your favorite once?!?!?! :mad:


I am, so sorry...I meant to say ...YOU,Steve ,Hossy and Uncly are my 4 favorite posters.....and The Good Lord knows you all have always been there for me.

Kasept 06-24-2008 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I am, so sorry...I meant to say ...YOU,Steve ,Hossy and Uncly are my 4 favorite posters.....and The Good Lord knows you all have always been there for me.

^^^ Good Lord rethinking his position.. :zz:

Mortimer 06-24-2008 10:46 AM

Steve...God knows...................










.....oh forget it.

Kasept 06-24-2008 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Steve...God knows...................










.....oh forget it.

You know what would be perfection right about now?






































A fine MDF poe em.


















Or a toe-tapping MDF country & western clah sick!

Mortimer 06-24-2008 11:43 AM

ah know'd..yew always loved mah azz

ah loved yers ,too

but now ya left and blow'd up mah mahnd

ah gotta stick mah nose up with anything ah kin fahnd





cause yew....fucl<ed up mah lahf

yew fat old sloppy wahf..or yews ta be

yew took all mah money..thar goes mah sunny

ah hate yo azz now


cause yew...fucl<ed up mah lahf

took all mah baseball cards

yew fat ol' tub a lard

ahm jist glad yer mah ex wahf

Mortimer 06-24-2008 11:48 AM

and yer the sewers beneath mah streets.....yew ugly fat ol' witch





I forgot to mention the title of this hilbilly love song was YEW KIN TAKE THIS FAT OL' UGLY WITCH AND BOOT 'ER IN THE AZZ FER ALL AH CARE

Kasept 06-24-2008 11:49 AM

OMG!





















A "CMA" winner fer sher....












Thank you for that Tammy... You've touched the deepest recesses of mah bein'...





















(So make sure you wash your hands...)

Mortimer 06-24-2008 11:49 AM

And it was written by Johnny No Jub.

Mortimer 06-24-2008 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasept
OMG!


A "CMA" winner fer sher....thank you for that Tammy... You've touched the deepest recesses of mah bein'...So make sure you wash your hands...)



!!!!

Antitrust32 06-24-2008 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasept


Or a toe-tapping MDF country & western clah sick!


I insured a horse today named toetap! How coincidental! :tro:

Mortimer 06-27-2008 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
I insured a horse today named toetap! How coincidental! :tro:


Let me know when you insure a NoseDrops.


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