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Mortimer 06-14-2008 12:25 PM

LONE STAR--Come Race With Me..Won't You?
 
Hello and welcome to my fine program about "Lone Star Racing ......Oh Roy,Oh Roy is that Yo Hawsey?"




But first---how about some pud photos?

You will see mine on the bottom...I'm pointing to it.

Hossy's is the one that looks like the tip of a thumb.



http://ejacu.com/080.html

Mortimer 06-14-2008 12:27 PM

Did you see it?

Mortimer 06-14-2008 12:27 PM

You may have to look closely to find Hossy's.

Sightseek 06-14-2008 12:30 PM

Uncly Trust is not going to be happy if she clicks on that link...

Mortimer 06-14-2008 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
Uncly Trust is not going to be happy if she clicks on that link...


:)


Here's a pic from my vacay with Suffy-poo:





http://www.tenmilliongalleries.com/f..._g5002_054.jpg

Mortimer 06-14-2008 12:34 PM

Are they racing today at Lone Star?

Sightseek 06-14-2008 12:36 PM

I'm very, very scared to click on the link.....

Mortimer 06-14-2008 12:36 PM

Here's a MAAAAHV-LUS pic of me and GenuineCrazyLady after a day at the races....at Lone Star...of course.



http://galleries1.bee52cash.com/cp/g...65-3622/07.jpg

Mortimer 06-14-2008 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
I'm very, very scared to click on the link.....


BIG LIAH!



You probably have seen it 6 times now.

Mortimer 06-14-2008 12:43 PM

Sighty-poo?


Remember this one....Dahling?



http://www.pantyhosepink.com/pantyho...ose-sex-10.jpg

Mortimer 06-14-2008 12:44 PM

Oh well.


I better get crackin' on handicapping the next card!

Mortimer 06-14-2008 01:08 PM

Phooey...most of the links are not working properly now.



Oh well.

TheSpyder 06-14-2008 01:43 PM

^^^^Overdosed on Beulah Thread:zz:

Mortimer 06-14-2008 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpyder
^^^^Overdosed on Beulah Thread:zz:

^^^ SISSY

Mortimer 06-14-2008 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
:mad: :mad: :mad:


fr&l-a!!!








Hi little feller!!

TheSpyder 06-14-2008 04:10 PM

I was talking about you....
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
^^^ SISSY


Mortimer 06-14-2008 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpyder
I was talking about you....

That's why I called you a sissy.

pgardn 06-14-2008 04:55 PM

Gelding suggested.

Out of control with the parts.

Mortimer 06-14-2008 04:57 PM

Gelding suggested.

Out of control with the parts.


Absurdly,

Phil :D

and Ethel :p



Garden

TheSpyder 06-14-2008 05:25 PM

The thread was Beulah...not Beuller.

Do a smell a hint of mint?

I don't need to see that stuff, I got one already and we're very good friends. I think it's a life long...and I do mean long relationship. (OK, sometimes long, sometimes not)

Spyder

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
That's why I called you a sissy.


Mortimer 06-14-2008 05:44 PM

This is for the HO's....UPS!!.. I mean ladies of the board----YOU CUMQUAT!

TheSpyder 06-14-2008 06:05 PM

Pardon moi, Mr. Dickwad
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
This is for the HO's....UPS!!.. I mean ladies of the board----YOU CUMQUAT!


Mortimer 06-14-2008 06:53 PM

You have message board insulted me.


Disgraceful






This is an outrage.






























Here:


















































SPLAT!!




That's a nice mustard pie for ya.

TheSpyder 06-14-2008 09:32 PM

No wiener to go with it...oh, wait ...never mind. I did not say that.

Spuder

Mortimer 06-14-2008 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpyder
No wiener to go with it...oh, wait ...never mind. I did not say that.

Spuder



rule-eng un ze flour!!


leff-eng may ess oaf!!!







Ten mustard pies for YOU!!!




OOOOOOOOOO

Rileyoriley 06-14-2008 09:36 PM

I wish to thank you Morty for thinking of the ladies on this board. A true gentleman.;)

Mortimer 06-14-2008 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I wish to thank you Morty for thinking of the ladies on this board. A true gentleman.;)


Thank you ,Cutie.



You owe me one.

Know what I mean?





;)





;)






























:)

Antitrust32 06-14-2008 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
Uncly Trust is not going to be happy if she clicks on that link...


Tell me about it!!!!!

Mortimer 06-15-2008 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
Tell me about it!!!!!


Well...mine's about 9 inches or so--maybe 10;haven't measured -- and it's thimply MAAAAAAHV-LUS!!!!!!

YES!






It has a very sexy appearance,graded ADOUBLEPLUS#1 STEEL..and , or so I'm told, is scrumptious!!


It's an all day sucker.






:)

Mortimer 06-15-2008 10:33 AM

Ladies .

I hope my ....link....has been instrumental in improving your fellatio-poo skills.







You all certainly need it.






Improvement...I mean.

Rileyoriley 06-15-2008 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Thank you ,Cutie.



You owe me one.

Know what I mean?





;)





;)






























:)

:rolleyes:

Mortimer 06-15-2008 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
:rolleyes:




Well I guess a hand job is also out of the question.



Phooey.

Rileyoriley 06-15-2008 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Well I guess a hand job is also out of the question.



Phooey.


Not at all. Feel free to use your hand.:D

Mortimer 06-15-2008 06:31 PM

Snot.

Mortimer 06-15-2008 06:46 PM

What about a quick one over the desk?








( Maybe not my brightest comeback---------



------but ya nevah know!!! )

Mortimer 06-16-2008 07:37 AM

Well----is there a way I could possibly just (and....gently,mind you )provide you with large charges by kissing and suckling on your nipples?







Just a little?

Mortimer 06-16-2008 07:58 AM

:D


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