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Mortimer 06-13-2008 05:44 PM

What's it take to get darted around here?
 
SportyFans...help me. I've done all I can.




Please flood Steve with pm's/e-mails requesting...no. DEMANDING I be darted..


Snot face Thebby,too.


Do this thing for me.

Coach Pants 06-13-2008 05:46 PM

Post a Lone Star Racing thread for the ladies.

Mortimer 06-13-2008 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants
Post a Lone Star Racing thread for the ladies.


r u serious?


I don't get it.

Mortimer 06-13-2008 05:51 PM

Fine....DON'T tell me.

Mortimer 06-13-2008 05:52 PM

Ladies.........???

Coach Pants 06-13-2008 05:53 PM

The opposite of Beulah Racing.

Mortimer 06-13-2008 05:53 PM

ror!!




Oh no!!.

I'll be accused of being gay.

Mortimer 06-13-2008 05:54 PM

But who cares!!

Mortimer 06-13-2008 05:55 PM

I'll just post links, though.




I'm not good at photography.

Coach Pants 06-13-2008 05:55 PM

:D

Mortimer 06-13-2008 05:56 PM

Check back later tonight,ladies.





Not soon....but before midnight at the .....CAH-SOL.

Mortimer 06-13-2008 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants
:D




;)

Cajungator26 06-13-2008 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
SportyFans...help me. I've done all I can.




Please flood Steve with pm's/e-mails requesting...no. DEMANDING I be darted..


Snot face Thebby,too.


Do this thing for me.

:rolleyes:

Kasept 06-13-2008 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
SportyFans...help me. I've done all I can.




Please flood Steve with pm's/e-mails requesting...no. DEMANDING I be darted..


Snot face Thebby,too.


Do this thing for me.


:baby:












3 hours into the 'assault'...

# of PM's?

OOOOOOOOOO!!!

Mortimer 06-13-2008 08:28 PM

:mad:

Kasept 06-13-2008 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
:mad:

:o

Mortimer 06-13-2008 08:32 PM

Ah ya friggin' ******.

Mortimer 06-13-2008 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasept
:o


And you're not being honest.

Mortimer 06-13-2008 08:34 PM

Bogs knows more than you do.

Storm Cadet 06-13-2008 08:38 PM


Mortimer 06-13-2008 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Carla likes me more than you.




EAUXH!!







:mad: :mad:

Mortimer 06-13-2008 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Storm Cadet



STICK YOUR PUD IN YOUR ZIPPER.

Mortimer 06-13-2008 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
!!!!




:mad:

Mortimer 06-13-2008 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Carla likes me more than you.

Ya well Thebby likes m...............






..I really hate you.

Mortimer 06-14-2008 12:28 AM

Thank you...I feel much better now.

2 Dollar Bill 06-14-2008 08:44 AM

Im :confused: what is this :zz: thread about ?

Mortimer 06-14-2008 08:43 PM

Oh shut up already yer mekin' me sick.

ddthetide 06-14-2008 09:04 PM

why do you have to be darted? can't you be like Gen. Douglas MacArthur and "just Fade awayyyy". :rolleyes:

Mortimer 06-14-2008 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ddthetide
why do you have to be darted? can't you be like Gen. Douglas MacArthur and "just Fade awayyyy". :rolleyes:

Have you considered the benefits of fucl<ing yourself....sir?

Mortimer 06-16-2008 03:08 PM

God.






I'll have to dart myself...right here in public.

Stand by---I hope to see peg leg lose first.

Mortimer 06-16-2008 03:41 PM

Don't anyone try to stop me.






















































You're not?







Phooey.







































>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> =:>







>:l


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Coach Pants 06-16-2008 03:48 PM

<^_~>

SentToStud 06-16-2008 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Don't anyone try to stop me.




>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> =:>







>:l


`,

,``,,,


,,``,

Does all this mean you finally found a way to fuc|< yourself?

Congratulations, Harold.

Scav 06-16-2008 04:08 PM

Congrats Harold

Sightseek 06-16-2008 04:12 PM

It must be that fancy dart-proof suit you are wearing.


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