Why Andy Beyer is a Legend
As many of you know, Andy Beyer went to South America this winter to take a stab at South American racing. He spent hours making figs for their races and was unfortunately faced with a huge takeout and miniscule pools that made real wagering virtually impossible. But, while it was a great exercise and a fun time, until today it was also a financial waste of time.
While riding the train out to Belmont today I got a call from Andy telling me he was making a huge bet at Belmont. Now, this is the time that I would usually be smart to hang up and tell him I lost service, but recklessly I allowed him to go further. In the second race, an extraordinarily weak maiden race, Andy told me that #4 Emotival was his huge bet. Three races back in Argentina Emotival had finished a close third and Andy had given him a figure of 77 which towered over today's field. Two back when he finished fifth at 1 1/8 miles ( today's race was a mile ) the horse had been right there in midstretch and last time when he faltered badly at 1 1/4 miles he had been scorched in a torrid speed duel. He said he was fully confident in the 77 figure and considering today's field he was sending it in. That was good enough for me and I followed suit. Emotival, if you don't know, paid $21 after holding off the odds on favorite....and Beyer was repaid for his hours of work in preparation for his South American adventure. At a time when having an edge using speed figures is virtually non-existant, Andy Beyer did the near impossible, and for a few minutes turned back the clock. |
Well that's great for you two.
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I didn't bet that race but thought of you afterwards. I hope you're not too proud of that selection all things considered. |
Was going to start a thread about this horse. . . Anyone know anything about the trainer? He showed absolutely nothing in his workouts so I was thinking 9.5-1 seemed a little low. Maybe it was all that Andy money. . .
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That horse was key in my Pick 4 in which I hit for $2596 |
I keyed the horse on top of my trifecta
I didn't have to go anywhere |
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I wonder how much $ it takes to knock a horse from 19-1 to 9-1. . .
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In a related story, my brother called me as I was on my way to the movie theater and warned me that the new Indiana Jones flick was a pile of garbage. Unlike BTW, I did NOT listen when I should have and I am now $9 lighter in the wallet.
I wish I got calls from professional handicappers giving me $21 winners. |
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and much as i respect the 2 andy's, i'm pretty sure you don't want them calling you every time they think they have an angle. |
Call me sentimental..but I actually liked the story..it reminded me of an episode of the Odd Couple...:)
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Is this going to lead to Chuck Norris/Bill Brasky-like Internet handicapping stories about Andy Beyer?
We can only hope. |
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When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axles, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you. |
Andy Beyer does not sleep. He waits.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Andy Beyer.
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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Andy Beyer can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.
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Well yeah, but I was thinking they would be more handicapping/horse race related.
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A man once taunted Andy Beyer with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Andy Beyer proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
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Andy Beyer can lead a horse to water AND make it drink
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Andy Beyer is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always. |
Andy Beyer once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that most handicappers end the saying with, "...jealous of Andy Beyer."
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could someone just post a link to all the chuck norris jokes and save steve a few mb of storage?
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Have you seen "rank 'em"? We're a grain of sand here...
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Coach..I think you redtube'd to long today..... |
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Andy Beyer can walk faster than any living human
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There's no skin under Andy Beyer's goatee, just another fist.
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Mocking BTW...
Shocking. |
Does anyone remember quite a few years ago at Saratoga when Andy B. said on the show with Harvey Pack that if a certain shipper from Penn National won he would run around the track naked?
BTW..it won for fun...thank god he didn't do it. |
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