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blackthroatedwind 05-26-2008 06:28 PM

Why Andy Beyer is a Legend
 
As many of you know, Andy Beyer went to South America this winter to take a stab at South American racing. He spent hours making figs for their races and was unfortunately faced with a huge takeout and miniscule pools that made real wagering virtually impossible. But, while it was a great exercise and a fun time, until today it was also a financial waste of time.

While riding the train out to Belmont today I got a call from Andy telling me he was making a huge bet at Belmont. Now, this is the time that I would usually be smart to hang up and tell him I lost service, but recklessly I allowed him to go further. In the second race, an extraordinarily weak maiden race, Andy told me that #4 Emotival was his huge bet. Three races back in Argentina Emotival had finished a close third and Andy had given him a figure of 77 which towered over today's field. Two back when he finished fifth at 1 1/8 miles ( today's race was a mile ) the horse had been right there in midstretch and last time when he faltered badly at 1 1/4 miles he had been scorched in a torrid speed duel. He said he was fully confident in the 77 figure and considering today's field he was sending it in. That was good enough for me and I followed suit.

Emotival, if you don't know, paid $21 after holding off the odds on favorite....and Beyer was repaid for his hours of work in preparation for his South American adventure. At a time when having an edge using speed figures is virtually non-existant, Andy Beyer did the near impossible, and for a few minutes turned back the clock.

Coach Pants 05-26-2008 06:31 PM

Well that's great for you two.

the_fat_man 05-26-2008 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
He said he was fully confident in the 77 figure and considering today's field he was sending it in. That was good enough for me and I followed suit.

And you then SENT IT IN again in the 4th on Justinline?:)

blackthroatedwind 05-26-2008 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by the_fat_man
And you then SENT IT IN again in the 4th on Justinline?:)


I didn't bet that race but thought of you afterwards. I hope you're not too proud of that selection all things considered.

hockey2315 05-26-2008 06:40 PM

Was going to start a thread about this horse. . . Anyone know anything about the trainer? He showed absolutely nothing in his workouts so I was thinking 9.5-1 seemed a little low. Maybe it was all that Andy money. . .

the_fat_man 05-26-2008 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
I didn't bet that race but thought of you afterwards. I hope you're not too proud of that selection all things considered.

Why: it went exactly as planned?

ateamstupid 05-26-2008 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by hockey2315
Was going to start a thread about this horse. . . Anyone know anything about the trainer? He showed absolutely nothing in his workouts so I was thinking 9.5-1 seemed a little low. Maybe it was all that Andy money. . .

Watch the board my man. Opened up at 19-1, went off at 9-1. No way an Argentinian from nameless connections does that unless somebody knows something.

eajinabi 05-26-2008 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
As many of you know, Andy Beyer went to South America this winter to take a stab at South American racing. He spent hours making figs for their races and was unfortunately faced with a huge takeout and miniscule pools that made real wagering virtually impossible. But, while it was a great exercise and a fun time, until today it was also a financial waste of time.

While riding the train out to Belmont today I got a call from Andy telling me he was making a huge bet at Belmont. Now, this is the time that I would usually be smart to hang up and tell him I lost service, but recklessly I allowed him to go further. In the second race, an extraordinarily weak maiden race, Andy told me that #4 Emotival was his huge bet. Three races back in Argentina Emotival had finished a close third and Andy had given him a figure of 77 which towered over today's field. Two back when he finished fifth at 1 1/8 miles ( today's race was a mile ) the horse had been right there in midstretch and last time when he faltered badly at 1 1/4 miles he had been scorched in a torrid speed duel. He said he was fully confident in the 77 figure and considering today's field he was sending it in. That was good enough for me and I followed suit.

Emotival, if you don't know, paid $21 after holding off the odds on favorite....and Beyer was repaid for his hours of work in preparation for his South American adventure. At a time when having an edge using speed figures is virtually non-existant, Andy Beyer did the near impossible, and for a few minutes turned back the clock.


That horse was key in my Pick 4 in which I hit for $2596

AeWingnut 05-26-2008 07:37 PM

I keyed the horse on top of my trifecta

I didn't have to go anywhere

hockey2315 05-26-2008 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ateamstupid
Watch the board my man. Opened up at 19-1, went off at 9-1. No way an Argentinian from nameless connections does that unless somebody knows something.

I always watch the board for stuff like that - especially in baby races. . . I didn't follow the races until the 4th today, though - just saw the results.

hockey2315 05-26-2008 08:07 PM

I wonder how much $ it takes to knock a horse from 19-1 to 9-1. . .

justindew 05-26-2008 08:08 PM

In a related story, my brother called me as I was on my way to the movie theater and warned me that the new Indiana Jones flick was a pile of garbage. Unlike BTW, I did NOT listen when I should have and I am now $9 lighter in the wallet.

I wish I got calls from professional handicappers giving me $21 winners.

ateamstupid 05-26-2008 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hockey2315
I wonder how much $ it takes to knock a horse from 19-1 to 9-1. . .

$10,000? Just guessing.

hi_im_god 05-26-2008 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justindew
In a related story, my brother called me as I was on my way to the movie theater and warned me that the new Indiana Jones flick was a pile of garbage. Unlike BTW, I did NOT listen when I should have and I am now $9 lighter in the wallet.

I wish I got calls from professional handicappers giving me $21 winners.

it's not the $9. it's the 2 hours of your life.

and much as i respect the 2 andy's, i'm pretty sure you don't want them calling you every time they think they have an angle.

geeker2 05-26-2008 08:30 PM

Call me sentimental..but I actually liked the story..it reminded me of an episode of the Odd Couple...:)

pick4 05-26-2008 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
As many of you know, Andy Beyer went to South America this winter to take a stab at South American racing. He spent hours making figs for their races and was unfortunately faced with a huge takeout and miniscule pools that made real wagering virtually impossible. But, while it was a great exercise and a fun time, until today it was also a financial waste of time.

While riding the train out to Belmont today I got a call from Andy telling me he was making a huge bet at Belmont. Now, this is the time that I would usually be smart to hang up and tell him I lost service, but recklessly I allowed him to go further. In the second race, an extraordinarily weak maiden race, Andy told me that #4 Emotival was his huge bet. Three races back in Argentina Emotival had finished a close third and Andy had given him a figure of 77 which towered over today's field. Two back when he finished fifth at 1 1/8 miles ( today's race was a mile ) the horse had been right there in midstretch and last time when he faltered badly at 1 1/4 miles he had been scorched in a torrid speed duel. He said he was fully confident in the 77 figure and considering today's field he was sending it in. That was good enough for me and I followed suit.

Emotival, if you don't know, paid $21 after holding off the odds on favorite....and Beyer was repaid for his hours of work in preparation for his South American adventure. At a time when having an edge using speed figures is virtually non-existant, Andy Beyer did the near impossible, and for a few minutes turned back the clock.

I hope you handed a few Washington's to the teller and received a lot more back. It's great that you are friends with Mr. Beyer. I think he is a legend based on the articles's he written for the Washington Post and the outstanding books he's had published.

XIIPointStables 05-26-2008 08:53 PM

Is this going to lead to Chuck Norris/Bill Brasky-like Internet handicapping stories about Andy Beyer?

We can only hope.

pick4 05-26-2008 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by XIIPointStables
Is this going to lead to Chuck Norris/Bill Brasky-like Internet handicapping stories about Andy Beyer?

We can only hope.

You mean Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris?

XIIPointStables 05-26-2008 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by pick4
You mean Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris?

I mean this Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axles, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

ninetoone 05-26-2008 09:04 PM

Andy Beyer does not sleep. He waits.

Coach Pants 05-26-2008 09:07 PM

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Andy Beyer.

ninetoone 05-26-2008 09:08 PM

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Andy Beyer can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.

XIIPointStables 05-26-2008 09:09 PM

Well yeah, but I was thinking they would be more handicapping/horse race related.

Coach Pants 05-26-2008 09:10 PM

A man once taunted Andy Beyer with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Andy Beyer proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

ninetoone 05-26-2008 09:10 PM

Andy Beyer can lead a horse to water AND make it drink

Coach Pants 05-26-2008 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XIIPointStables
Well yeah, but I was thinking they would be more handicapping/horse race related.

Oh...well this is close...


Andy Beyer is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

ninetoone 05-26-2008 09:12 PM

Andy Beyer once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Coach Pants 05-26-2008 09:13 PM

Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that most handicappers end the saying with, "...jealous of Andy Beyer."

hi_im_god 05-26-2008 09:14 PM

could someone just post a link to all the chuck norris jokes and save steve a few mb of storage?

ninetoone 05-26-2008 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hi_im_god
could someone just post a link to all the chuck norris jokes and save steve a few mb of storage?

LOL

Coach Pants 05-26-2008 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hi_im_god
could someone just post a link to all the chuck norris jokes and save steve a few mb of storage?

G O O G L E

ninetoone 05-26-2008 09:16 PM

Have you seen "rank 'em"? We're a grain of sand here...

geeker2 05-26-2008 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants
Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that most handicappers end the saying with, "...jealous of Andy Beyer."


Coach..I think you redtube'd to long today.....

Coach Pants 05-26-2008 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by geeker2
Coach..I think you redtube'd to long today.....

Kelsey Grammer.

geeker2 05-26-2008 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants
Kelsey Grammer.

Interesting you invoke KG...he actually had a sister that was murdered after leaving a Red Lobster .

Cannon Shell 05-26-2008 09:33 PM

Andy Beyer can walk faster than any living human

ateamstupid 05-26-2008 09:36 PM

There's no skin under Andy Beyer's goatee, just another fist.

pgardn 05-26-2008 09:40 PM

Mocking BTW...

Shocking.

geeker2 05-26-2008 09:48 PM

Does anyone remember quite a few years ago at Saratoga when Andy B. said on the show with Harvey Pack that if a certain shipper from Penn National won he would run around the track naked?

BTW..it won for fun...thank god he didn't do it.

hockey2315 05-26-2008 10:02 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xzHzP-Rak4


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