It's KirisClown's Birthday too!
 

H/B to KirisClown who is a great addition to any racing-related community and manages to get along with everyone in all of them on the Net!

Best wishes for the day and your 30th year...

:cool:

Happy Birthday to K C... Have a nice day !

Anyone that enjoys watching races on Youtube owes Kiri more than just a Happy Birthday.

Have a Happy Birthday!

Happy B Day

happy bday!

happy b-day, enjoy your day.

Everyone?

I guess you weren't around on the old DRF board. Go ask a poster named Geotie if he was fond of my good man Kiri.

Pete..

Indeed, the famed "scorched earth" DRF Board predates my Internet racing experience... I have heard but some of the legion of stories it produced... But I can't believe KC would have alienated anybody... Morty, yes... Kiri, no.

Thanks everyone.. :D

Glad some of you have enjoyed the YouTube races... Here's a fun one 1996 at Saratoga... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4-VZG5rdlE

Our relationship went downhill after I made a move on his girlfriend...

I agree.

Before he started posting races on there I had no idea what a youtube was, so happy birthday to a fellow new member of the 30's club!

FTFY.

Happy birthday Kiri..

Steve you missed out. The old DRF board was a blast. Some of the craziest people on the planet would post on there. You think you have a few loose bulbs in here? Forget it man. I really wish you and others could experience what went on there. Maybe one day DRF will open it up for viewing pleasure only. You think the threats on here are bad? I had one guy threaten that if I ever stepped foot in the state of California he would slit my throat. And honestly, I think he is still waiting for me on the boarder dressed as Rambo. DRF is where I first met Morty. Was like 8 yrs ago. He hasnt changed a bit. He would torture the mental patients over there on a daily basis.


As far as this Geotie character....take the worst guy you have on here and mulitply it by 1000. He made the mistake of posting a picture of him and his girlfriend(who had the face of a bulldog and the body of a middle linebacker...perhaps Defensive end). Kiri did all sorts of magic with the picture...was beyond hysterical....I believe if you ask Kiri he will post it on here for you guys. I think Kiri is on Geotie's kill list....right behind me and a few others on here.

God I miss that place.

Kiri there isnt enough alcohol in North America to make that girl( and I use that term loosely) even remotely close to semi-good looking after drinking. She should have been on one of those ESPN shows where they have people pulling 18 wheelers around with the rope in their mouths.

HEY I resemble that remark!!

Are you kidding me?

That stuff is child's play.


If people back then knew how to obtain IP addresses and find out where people are posting from, there would be a few less posters on here. Myself included.

p ussy.

Happy birthday. :)

Happy Birthday!!

Happy Birthday!!

I have moved KirisClown's birthday thread here so Mor-Tay can par-take...

Seeing as how his name was brought up within, and he has known KC for E ons, I thought it only fair...













And selfishly I want to be regaled with stories of the glory days on the ol' DRF Board... when dinosaurs... and CharlieHo... roamed the earth...

God I miss DORF!

I know at least 5 people were killed on that board.




NoPliers was a fav whipping boy.....Belky was the worlds greatest hoser....and RT Author was the worlds worst CanadianSpaceship mechanic.










Let's not forget NoTool.


:)


























HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. CLOWN!!

Thanks for the Happy Birthday Otto...

I miss DRF too... where else can you get information like this?

From: IONGSHOT_IOV_ (IONGSHOT_IO1) 5/21/2003 1:55 pm
To: ALL (5 of 9)

9716.5 in reply to 9716.1

Back many years ago in the mid 90's i was at Belmont park, shortly after the paddock show, and Mike Watchmaker made a lewd, and obscene gesture at me, all but exposing himself, i thought he was a family man, but that completely turned me off to him. Im was in shock, and i complained directlyto Harvey Packs wife, not long after this incident Mike Watchmaker resigned to go work for drf.


From: IONGSHOT_IOV_ (IONGSHOT_IO1) 5/27/2003 6:04 pm
To: ALL (20 of 45)

9812.20 in reply to 9812.1

I dont really like Go Rockin Robin, mainly because last time i was in NY, his trainer Scott "Santa" Schwartz was leering at me, made me very very uncomfortable, also made some rather objectionable gestures with his hands towards me, and when I confronted him about it, he said i was a F-ing lunatic, and threatend to have me removed from the paddock by security

Krispy----now THAT'S what I call real horsey board chatter!!






Fine ,FINE work.

The closest I can describe GardenSnake would be NoPLiers..which is probably not fair to NoPliers.

One more gift before I go...

From: OldBeauchamp 7/1/2003 12:51 am
To: ALL (1 of 46)

10545.1

445.1

Good Evening everyone,

My name is Ed Finch my friends call me "oldbeauchamp" back from my days in the navy. But I digress, im here to clear up this matter of my daughter Fire2ice. I can tell you all without a doubt that my baby isnt this Charlee personage. The reason i know this is Charlee (my honey), is my wife. The gals (bless their souls) were havin some fun with ya'll and that time is over now. I just got off the phone with my Grandbaby and she told me that the ladys are callin it quits here, they had their fun, and they are movin along. They didnt realize how much anger and frustration was in this here forum.

Bout 2 months ago, my other daughter "justlooking" was strollin on through here as well, and she was all attacked too. So she left, so my 2 babys decided to exact some revenge on ya'll by disruptin some stuff in here.

But thats all over now, you alls have my word on that, as a navy man i keep my word.. I hope ya'll have the most pleasant of evenings.

Ed

I'm in tears.






Geez them fellers was good!!

If you're still here,sir, tell them about the time I planted Petey under the ''H" in Thistleydowns.

Me too.



Oldbeauchamp was a personal favorite of mine. I actually have a couple e-mails Charlee sent me ( before I shut off the e-mail option ). I'll have to dig one up for you.

That is some top notch stuff right there.

This would be a real treat.




fastless had some classics,too. I won't ever forget the ..." you knew money was involved" .."do I didn't "....."yes you did"......"no I didn't."

I think that one went on for 3 years.

And ,of course, fastless' "NoProof" lament had a very entertaining run as well.

Dew and his little Locassio type friend...doguroo.

Nino and his rapier like one liners......and Mr. " o h giv eme abrak e al read y."






Handicapping with trigonometry....horses with long necks....RAN....those were the days when the insane were really insane.

These phony punks today pale in comparison.

That's very true.

My favorite part of this e-mail is the title..." I think I'm leaving, but I'm crying too hard to tell. " In all seriousness, that HAS to be the name of some absurd country tune.





I am thinking of leaving the forum. Someone named DowMorris is being
extremely cruel to me for some reason and referring to me as a "beast". The
only thing I did was win 4 tracks the other day and qualified for a berth in
the KOTH. This sick puppy apparently thinks he knows me from somewhere, but
he doesn't. I simply can't handle the way he is treating me on PYPC side.
Wow, what a horrible little man. (Earthlink let me access my old account).
My new account is Oblivious!cableone.net. Thank you for being such a nice
person. It was nice to meet some nice people while I was here, but I won't
allow anyone to cal me a "beast". I am a person for God's sake. Thanks
again.

!!!!!!!




HIGHLY AMUSING!




I'm not sure what's funnier; your country tuning the title.....the e-mail itself....or your tag line.











I have to go with the e-mail itself.

But it was very close.

(Earthlink let me access my old account).
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Charlee was hard to beat...I have to admit.