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Mortimer 05-10-2008 11:49 AM

Pud Measurement Day
 
All Predators please report in.





I've been squirting mine with mineral water.......2 3/16 of an inch.

:(

GPK 05-10-2008 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
All Predators please report in.





I've been squirting mine with mineral water.......2 3/16 of an inch.

:(


dont sell yourself short sir....178% increase in size is very impressive.



















































:)

TheSpyder 05-10-2008 12:24 PM

Wait for low gravity day

Payson Dave 05-10-2008 01:04 PM

You need the famous mineral water from the Spa.....has worked exceedingly well for me...

Hickory Hill Hoff 05-10-2008 01:13 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5dOEcIEfE0

Mortimer 05-10-2008 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
dont sell yourself short sir....178% increase in size is very impressive.

:)



:mad:

Mortimer 05-10-2008 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpyder
Wait for low gravity day


:mad: :mad:

Mortimer 05-10-2008 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Checking in sir.

Well...don't you have anything to report?

Mortimer 05-10-2008 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
You need the famous mineral water from the Spa.....has worked exceedingly well for me...


I don't seem to see a fractional number in your post.

Mortimer 05-10-2008 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hickory Hill Hoff


I'm going to try Pud Mud myself.

Payson Dave 05-10-2008 02:19 PM

I only have a ruler.....I need a yard stick

Mortimer 05-10-2008 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
I only have a ruler.....I need a yard stick

Perhaps a ditz will believe you...but not a Predator.

Payson Dave 05-10-2008 02:22 PM

It's not a predator that matters in this case

Cajungator26 05-10-2008 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
It's not a predator that matters in this case

Too funny ...

Mortimer 05-10-2008 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Too funny ...

Well let's hear your boo-bee size..that would be funnier.

Danzig 05-10-2008 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
I only have a ruler.....I need a yard stick

:rolleyes:

Payson Dave 05-10-2008 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
:rolleyes:

you are obviously skeptical (and un-informed) of the magical powers of the Red Spring Water...tastes like doo doo to drink but it is good for other things ..;)

Danzig 05-10-2008 03:27 PM

pud measuring is a sport?

seriously, i was feeling pretty damn low after the race the other day, but that level of disgust has passed. i think i was a lot more worked up over yet another cheater winning at the highest level-seeing eight belles down only made a dark day a LOT darker. but that mood has passed for the most part. and i try very hard not to be a ditz, but there are moments when i post when perhaps i should not.

Mortimer 05-10-2008 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
pud measuring is a sport?

seriously, i was feeling pretty damn low after the race the other day, but that level of disgust has passed. i think i was a lot more worked up over yet another cheater winning at the highest level-seeing eight belles down only made a dark day a LOT darker. but that mood has passed for the most part. and i try very hard not to be a ditz, but there are moments when i post when perhaps i should not.


This is one of them.

Danzig 05-10-2008 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
This is one of them.

you're one to talk.

Mortimer 05-10-2008 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
you're one to talk.

Yes--I am.

Payson Dave 05-10-2008 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
pud measuring is a sport?


It's all in the method used for measurement....if you are a novice, perhaps I could help you get to professional status

Danzig 05-10-2008 04:11 PM

someone needs to clear their inbox, got a message but can't reply...

Danzig 05-10-2008 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
It's all in the method used for measurement....if you are a novice, perhaps I could help you get to professional status

lol i appreciate the offer.

Cajungator26 05-10-2008 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
Well let's hear your boo-bee size..that would be funnier.

Why don't you guess?

And besides, this is a pud measuring thread ... not a boo-bee fullness thread.

Mortimer 05-10-2008 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
someone needs to clear their inbox, got a message but can't reply...


It's empty ,dahling---try again.

Mortimer 05-10-2008 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Why don't you guess?

And besides, this is a pud measuring thread ... not a boo-bee fullness thread.



Lucky you.

Cajungator26 05-10-2008 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
Lucky you.

Why yes, I am. Very glad I have no pud to measure. :p

Payson Dave 05-10-2008 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
..... I have no pud to measure. :p


If you ask nicely Hossy might let you measure his

Cajungator26 05-10-2008 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
If you ask nicely Hossy might let you measure his

Hossy is still mad at me because I didn't put enough spring water on his the last time I measured it ...

Payson Dave 05-10-2008 05:48 PM

I'd try to be there for ya but I'm gonna busy with D'zig for quite awhile...novices ya know

Mortimer 05-10-2008 05:54 PM

Fires!!


Report in IMMEDIATLEY.

Cajungator26 05-10-2008 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
I'd try to be there for ya but I'm gonna busy with D'zig for quite awhile...novices ya know

It's OK. Hossy can barely handle me much less adding you into the equation. :D

Late Fires 05-10-2008 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
Fires!!


Report in IMMEDIATLEY.


YES SIR !!

Mortimer 05-10-2008 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Late Fires

YES SIR !!

DAMN YOU!....MEASURE IN!!

Late Fires 05-10-2008 07:02 PM

12.5, sir.





















Wait, I was looking at LeBaron's shooting percentage.
















1 and 3/16.

Just like the Preakness.

Without the tighter turns.

Mortimer 05-10-2008 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Late Fires
12.5, sir.





















Wait, I was looking at LeBaron's shooting percentage.
















1 and 3/16.

Just like the Preakness.

Without the tighter turns.









PUD..I MEAN POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Late Fires 05-10-2008 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
PUD..I MEAN POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


!!!!

Danzig 05-10-2008 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
It's empty ,dahling---try again.


what's that song...oh yes, carly simon- 'you're so vain'...

payson was the one who wrote and i couldn't reply to. :)


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