Kent Desormeaux's wife
 

was it just me or was she looking absolutely beautiful

smoke show

And this has what to do with horseracing?:rolleyes:

Uh she's a jockey's wife, moron.

Did she ride the horse? Or maybe it's just the fact that I'm a woman, LOL....

Well you aren't a moderator AND you aren't being forced to read every thread. Besides wtf did you think this thread was going to be about when you read the title? Big Brown's breakfast?

Well, that's more important in my book than how some jockey's wife looked on TV....But men always think with their.... oops, nevermind. Before anyone accuses me of being frigid bitch, my husband did get laid tonight....

Well this thread is tame compared to what sumitas thinks about Golden Missile.

Sorry,guys. I'm very upset about Eight Belles. After 43 years, I should know how men think...:p

If that's all you know about men after 43 years then maybe you should consider the Oprah room on this site. You'll find it right next to the harness section adjacent to the "Friends of Horsemen Controlling Simulcast Wagering" room.

Good Luck with your studies on the male species obviously you have us all pegged pretty well....

Well duh. She's found a man who can't f.uck her to sleep. Lucky us, eh?

Yes lucky us.....Byk is asked on the show Friday to give out two horses who will definitely finish in the money he says 1) DOC 2) The filly......take the favorite and walllahhh!! .......you get 3.4 K for every buck you bet on that. JB says "Use no horse that hasn't run a "0" or better and you get TOA to round out the super.........even when I know the fckin answers to the test I can't cash these gifts for Dead Presidents gallore on Derby Day 134!!

Yes ......I deserve to spend my 01:27 AM pondering why this perimenopasal delight is torturing the male species this post derby morn...

With that you've made all women proud and put the chauvinists among us in our place.

When do you expect him home?

I am done with this place. I can't believe the unbelievable hatred on this site. I apologized for my smart ass remark, and yet I still get a bunch of ****..... It's just all about the money here, well I hit the exacta and the tri, but I couldn't give a **** less, the money means nothing to me... a beautiful filly is gone and I'm sad about that.

It's not like you didn't set yourself up for it. Feminazis unite!!!

Dont leave mad, this is the way it always starts out. They get alot better with time.

She got laid AND hit us with a farewell with a dash of redboard.


An instant DT classic.

its really rare to see a "this is my last post" reply before the persons post count has even reached 10.

I think this might be the most unsual thread I've ever read. This lady is sad that eight bells died, hit the triple and exacta, got laid by her husband, and says we're nasty because we looked at Kent's wife. Wow.

and all this time I always thought I was a little "unique and special":o

Im feeling a bit more normal with every thread I read around here.

like reading a readers digest condensed thread. amazing.

I was at the track and didn't see the telecast, but someone told me that there was a close up of his wife and their kid who has a disability and the announcer made the comment as Kent's wife's boobs were a bouncin that this is the first time he has seen implants like those? Is this heresay close at all?

pretty much sums up the whole derby trail experience - odd but brilliant...

I did a double take when I heard the "implants" comment...

FTFY

so..two double takes in a row?? ;)

Yes. Definitely second double take of the scene... Probably why I was paying attention to what they were saying.

I didn't notice the comment yesterday, but I just went back and watched it and man is that funny. The "Implants" comment was obviously about the boy, but they said it just as the camera was focused on her boobs. Way too funny!!

Here it is - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMJxA2kSPm8

Definitely intended for his son. Just came out wierd.

We were laughing about that too. And when you watch the you tube replay of that, listen to the other broadcaster, laughing as well, when Hammond said "implants".....pretty funny!

ILBT
 

http://nationallampoonsplog.com/ Picture of Mr. & Mrs. Desormeaux appears on this page.

Bonus material: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJKkm2Glhn8 for all of us Joe Walsh fans!

Thanks for posting. I was at the OTB and did not see the broadcast, that was priceless.

On that National Lampoon link, is Kent standing on a box?

a truly bizarre thread

Awesome topic and the responses have been pretty priceless.

I kept seeing that babe on my screen but I always missed who she was. Thanks for clearing it up for me. :)

I believe it's house rules that you cannot swear off the site until you break your yearling title :cool:

I, too hit the tri and exacta (missed on my win bet on Denis of Cork) and found the day pretty hollow. Money earned is nice, but what happened yesterday was pretty heart breaking. So, there is no shame in being upset about Eight Belles. As time goes on and Big Brown goes for the win in the Preakness and maybe the Belmont, naturally the spotlight will shift away from what happened to Eight Belles.

As I said in another thread, Big Brown, more or less did what was expected of him. Eight Belles ran lights out and in my eyes, was the story of the race. It's really sad that triumph and tragedy were so closely juxtaposed to each other, because they naturally out shine the other. Hopefully, even as attention turns to Big Brown making his run at history (as it rightfully should), people won't forget about Eight Belles. I know I will not.

Also good to see you aren't a cold bitch :rolleyes: Hubby must be a lucky guy!

great find, I wonder if Bloodhorse would consider doing a spread of her lol

if Big Brown keeps winning, we will keep seeing Mrs. D...I like it...

Classic Joe Walsh... don't hear that one on the radio much! :D

I'd guess that Playboy or Penthouse might consider it....:D