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Mortimer 03-31-2008 09:47 AM

New Nimrod Meet Up Thread
 
Go ahead all you Vague Vegas Vets.......go for it.





This includes what'shisname ( DNF's biggest fan) and his cut man.

Mortimer 03-31-2008 10:01 AM

Yes...where 90% of the respondents have been to "Vegas".......once.


That's why they're called Vague Vegas Vets. They always recommend the only hotel they ever stayed at in "Vegas"..................and that was......once.



Thy also recommend the only sportsbook they have ever been to in the only hotel they ever stayed at...................once.


Same for the only resturant they have ever been to in the only hotel they have ever stayed at.....................once.






Ah love anyone been to Vegas? threads.

TheSpyder 03-31-2008 10:03 AM

My favorite place in Vegas is.....

























The airport................cause I always can't wait to go home after being there for a couple days.

Spyder

Mortimer 03-31-2008 10:05 AM

Fine work.









Only rookies brag about going to "Vegas".........................once.

Mortimer 03-31-2008 10:06 AM

Oh..do you know how DNF did in his last race?

Payson Dave 03-31-2008 10:09 AM

Who is DNF?

Mortimer 03-31-2008 10:10 AM

I wish I could rememebr Mr. Congeniality's last name. You know...the guy who had the spazz attack regarding my fine work in the smart threads.....and got me thrown out of the smart threads..............again.

Mortimer 03-31-2008 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
Who is DNF?



:mad:

Payson Dave 03-31-2008 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
:mad:

:confused:

Mortimer 03-31-2008 10:13 AM

I thought you were being a Hossy guy...I mean wise guy.





The sequal to sumwunfohgudabudme.

Mortimer 03-31-2008 10:21 AM

You guys are a mountain of knowledge.


If the board dominatrix hadn't tossed me from the Meet Up Room I could go back there and find his name.

Mortimer 03-31-2008 10:27 AM

Unbelievable.



This is worse than Full Metal Jeopardy.

Payson Dave 03-31-2008 10:27 AM

Was the thread that got you tossed in the slammer, the one that got deleted?

TheSpyder 03-31-2008 10:27 AM

You should change this to best hotel, sportsbook, and restaurant in Cleveland...so many more people have stories about that....

As mentioned I was there last week looking for you but no luck. Went to Presque Isle...not too shabby if your from the mountains and are a 59 year old woman.

Spyder from Shaker

Coach Pants 03-31-2008 10:30 AM

It's ridiculous that people like onebadyeastinfection pointtaken1985 and tennesseepenisesinmay get to post in the smart threads and Morte' is censored.

Mortimer 03-31-2008 10:30 AM

And boy do I have some great ones that I will touch on later.



Sorry....not a meet up guy. True identity must never be revealed.



Never heard of PresqueBay or whatevah.....lost on the 59 year old woman from the mountains.......unless it's........................oh never mind.

Mortimer 03-31-2008 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
Was the thread that got you tossed in the slammer, the one that got deleted?



Oh don't think I didn't notice MS. DESTRUCTO torched that baby.


But no....it was in another room.....it was about DNF running in Florida.





The one that got me 2 days was a simple comment about Thebby having no guts.

Mortimer 03-31-2008 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants
It's ridiculous that people like onebadyeastinfection pointtaken1985 and tennesseepenisesinmay get to post in the smart threads and Morte' is censored.


ror!


That's fer DEM SHOO!




You said it.

Democracy.......give me a stinking break already.

notyep59 03-31-2008 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpyder
You should change this to best hotel, sportsbook, and restaurant in Cleveland...so many more people have stories about that....

As mentioned I was there last week looking for you but no luck. Went to Presque Isle...not too shabby if your from the mountains and are a 59 year old woman.

Spyder from Shaker


he was at 61st and magnolia looking for a fight.....

Mortimer 03-31-2008 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Are you talking about Oinkman?




!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







YES!!





THAT'S THE FUCl<FACE!!






























How could I forget that?


:confused:

TheSpyder 03-31-2008 10:36 AM

See below
Quote:

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
And boy do I have some great ones that I will touch on later.



Sorry....not a meet up guy. True identity must never be revealed.



Never heard of PresqueBay New Racino in Erie about 90 miles from Cleveland or whatevah.....lost on the 59 year old woman from the mountains.......unless it's........................oh never mind.


Scav 03-31-2008 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Are you talking about Oinkman?

I think the Vegas thread is pointed towards me. if it is, I am honored to be within Morty's sights....I think he is off the vegas bit for now though

If it isn't, figure out a way to see me morty....

Mortimer 03-31-2008 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notyep59
he was at 61st and magnolia looking for a fight.....



























thud

Mortimer 03-31-2008 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpyder
See below

Oh.







Sounds exciting.

























:rolleyes:

Mortimer 03-31-2008 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scav
I think the Vegas thread is pointed towards me. if it is, I am honored to be within Morty's sights....I think he is off the vegas bit for now though

If it isn't, figure out a way to see me morty....





Oh my God.

Mortimer 03-31-2008 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
:rolleyes:

Unfair sir!!!








But do you know how DNF did?

Mortimer 03-31-2008 10:42 AM

Thank you so much.






I'll keep a pore out for her.

Scav 03-31-2008 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
Oh my God.

Sir, please save your fingers and just type

OMG

Mortimer 03-31-2008 10:43 AM

Scat...........please.










OK?

Scav 03-31-2008 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
Scat...........please.










OK?

Ok sire, I will leave you alone in your cave....

Mortimer 03-31-2008 10:46 AM

Whatevah.

Mortimer 03-31-2008 10:46 AM

Well I wonder when Nurse Ratchet drops the hammer today?

Mortimer 03-31-2008 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Sir, it's not a cave. It's Mom's basement. Big difference.



Some of these people just don't foller,Hossy.

Mortimer 03-31-2008 10:50 AM

Someone just put up a WSOP thread.







This place never ceases to daze and confuse me.

Rileyoriley 03-31-2008 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
Some of these people just don't foller,Hossy.


Where is Hossy leading us?????:eek:

Mortimer 03-31-2008 11:28 AM

He's trying to lure you with the old basement ploy.


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