The official "How Else to Ruin the BC" contest
 

Let's take it a step further, shall we?

Kindly post one (or more) suggestion(s) on what other wonderful ideas those in charge could ponder as they're doing such a stupendous job.

... or maybe Frank's Energy Girls could take turns and call the races.

Make the BC Classic a handicap and put Bob Costas on Curlin.

Replace Curlin with Avery Smartman and Hossy in a horsey suit.

Have some God-awful giveaway.....

What could be worse than the trash cans at SA?

A nude jock calendar?

Suppose it could be pocket-sized...

* have a fan voting contest for "MVH"

* have a halftime contest where fans run the track in horsie suits

* introduce new bets such as the chestnuts vs. bays vs. greys

* have the jockeys try to give a winner's speech

We tried that.





It was an abysmal failure.

:D

Oh you are so winning!

Love you too, dahlink :)

:D

What else Phil... what other non-Morty stuff can you come up with?

* Start off the event with a Frank's Energy Girls in tassel bikinis float parade

* Introduce the "A One Rocket BC Stakes" whereas trainers can use whatever drug concoction they can to win, with special "Dr. Allday Bonuses" for least detectable potions

* Add the "Zippy Chippy Invitational" at one furlong with the field as 1/2 man, 1/2 beast

Very nice! I especially like the bolded race.

Will that be on "Ladies Day" or the good day?

(*waiting to see if Sniper will add a TAP / gay themed race*) :D

Why don't they have you flash the victory sign at the start?

Would have to be the War Emblem Gay Pride Breeders Cup. Couldn't think of any participants beyond Flower Alley and Mr Shortcake though.

Who me?

Nah, I'm in charge of the swimming events they need to add in for the HK horsies...

Yea!

The 2nd official mention of my Mr. Shortcake on DT!!! :D

I knew you wouldn't let me down.....

If you're going to toss me a softball... I'll hit it out:

* Add the "Todd Pletcher Invitational Stakes" whereas the minimum horseflesh purchase price will be $3,000,000... running for a purse of $45k (crossfiring 2yo's in training encouraged :D)

Well maybe they could just show Cajunatah doing her OH! face then.

Doesn't Magna G qualify for this race?

Can the announcer be wearing a chicken suit?

Sorry.... a flashback to the old days. :p

Should have written it in haiku.....

Tom Durkin in a chicken suit would be an upgrade over Denman. Hell, Tom Durkin in his birthday suit couldn't ruin the event anymore than Denman.

:eek:

have kyrim do an in depth analysis of all runners.

In French?

even better

kyrim with secret 'expert'



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Haha...that made me laugh.

I agree with my miss storm cat. This one is awesome.

mr garrison has to make everyone laugh i would think.

Go to Disney Land and put silks on the Merry-Go- Round Horses..and make it a betting interest and put it in the pick 6 !

Onesuit and Pointgiven1985 replace the ESPN broadcasting team.

Okay but you do mean do it twice... correct?

After all, we now have Ladies Day. :rolleyes:

Can Corrina help out? :D

Move the Juvie races to Sunday and make it Baby Day.

Sorry, it's just been announced, GRITS is taking on the job of Jennine Edwards.

The way them horses run.. you can run them every 3 minutes ! After all only ONE gets the brass ring ! :D

Can't wait to see her interview the boys in blue!

Will they be painted pink?