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Mortimer 02-23-2008 06:35 PM

Well fucl<
 
Swell.

The OINKMEN of the world win out again.


Confused gamblers who have no awareness beyond the end of their last dollar sticking out their snout.





About as pleasant as a tire fire.



This may be it for me.

Coach Pants 02-23-2008 06:40 PM

Probably had something to do with the vaporization that took place in the NT Stable area.

pgardn 02-23-2008 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
Swell.

The OINKMEN of the world win out again.


Confused gamblers who have no awareness beyond the end of their last dollar sticking out their snout.





About as pleasant as a tire fire.



This may be it for me.

They let you in on the "smart" board...
Now there is every reason to stay
and learn to lose money.

What exactly does it mean?

pmacdaddy 02-23-2008 06:54 PM

Urination in and on the Stables area.

Mortimer 02-23-2008 07:00 PM

You missed Oinkman's ( aka ...CaCa Bucket) bubonic assault upon my person and my resultant query regarding his ludicrous choice of trousers.

pmacdaddy 02-23-2008 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
You missed Oinkman's ( aka ...CaCa Bucket) bubonic assault upon my person and my resultant query regarding his ludicrous choice of trousers.

I have never had a problem before today.

I also did catch your comment regarding "KNS=DNF" that was deleted as well this AM. Honestly, not what I tune in for on race day, joking or not.

Probably what got him worked up as well.

Mortimer 02-23-2008 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pmacdaddy
I have never had a problem before today.

I also did catch your comment regarding "KNS=DNF" that was deleted as well this AM. Honestly, not what I tune in for on race day, joking or not.

Probably what got him worked up as well.

What the fucl< are you doing in the stupid threads?

Steve..if I'm banned from smart threads...I want the rest of these elitist yet True Swine banned form my hunting radius.


As for your, Mr. Doorknob, I really don't care what you think as it's probably highly contagious anyway.

Mortimer 02-23-2008 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants
Probably had something to do with the vaporization that took place in the NT Stable area.


Yes...I imagine the sissy snitched...like all sissies do.

Mortimer 02-23-2008 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pmacdaddy
I have never had a problem before today.

I also did catch your comment regarding "KNS=DNF" that was deleted as well this AM. Honestly, not what I tune in for on race day, joking or not.

Probably what got him worked up as well.

You idiot...yet you will partake and will condone making fun of human athletes.




Your values are not only misplaced ,but nonexistent.

blackthroatedwind 02-23-2008 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
Yes...I imagine the sissy snitched...like all sissies do.


Everyone can't be a real man like you.

Mortimer 02-23-2008 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
They let you in on the "smart" board...
Now there is every reason to stay
and learn to lose money.

What exactly does it mean?


It means the world as it is today is taking everyone for a short ride thanks to to all the watchfobs long money.

Mortimer 02-23-2008 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
Everyone can't be a real man like you.

You're fucl<in' aye correct...sir.

Mortimer 02-23-2008 07:44 PM

I now go to create more Thebby prose.

blackthroatedwind 02-23-2008 07:49 PM

Morty = Dnf

paisjpq 02-23-2008 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
Morty = Dnf


I hope he can finish his prose....

Mortimer 02-23-2008 08:11 PM

God.







ror!


But how can I with the likes of the Big Mocker mocking me?

paisjpq 02-23-2008 08:19 PM

you have to just rise above...

Mortimer 02-23-2008 08:36 PM

I'll see what I can do in putting myself back in the proper mindset.




Inhaling ganja incense and listening to Abbey Road will help....greatly.

blackthroatedwind 02-23-2008 08:37 PM

Morty came in through the bathroom window.

Mortimer 02-23-2008 08:40 PM

Oh boy.








I must go to ohm.


























ror!!

Mortimer 02-23-2008 09:48 PM

a tranquil wisp of something fragrant past my face in the faintly moonlight night

it was faintly dark





















not the wisp

the night











I could not tell the color of the wisp, only sniffed in it's odorifous beauty


But I could see its sillouette and did follow it








It lead me to a fairy den.....creatures of the night---yes....but also creatures from the elegant whims of the Creator gathered to make nightmares of darkness brighten into dreams of good things come true.



I peeked inside and followed the wisp to where it came....as it landed on the pretty head of the Thebby Fairy.


































God it was awful.





















ROR!!


I'm kidding.









It was beautiful in the innocent/majical way it led me here and fell softly back into place to join her other strands....strands that made up the the magnetic framing of the face masterpiece.....the Thebby face.



I would sleep safely this night.......in the dark.

blackthroatedwind 02-23-2008 09:51 PM

Let me be the first to say.......





































blech!

Mortimer 02-23-2008 10:11 PM

Oh golly.






















rule-eng en leff-eng!!!













WHEW!








But I have more.....I have just chewed 2 aged sen-sen.




Soon it will release more paint for my Thebby canvas

blackthroatedwind 02-23-2008 10:16 PM

She's a hypnotist collector.......

















.....and you are a walking antique.

Mortimer 02-23-2008 10:45 PM

Oh my God.







!!


Get outta heah.









And now......





......Stopping By Pretty Legs On A Drug Induced Evening

Whose pretty legs these are I think I know.
I thought I saw them performing in the village though;
What are they doing here
Whatever else there was; was covered up by snow.

My little noodle thought it queer
To see such pretty legs without a CWD bar near
I brushed away snow covering more like a vanilla cake
To reveal the rest of the Playmate of the year.

Too good to be true, I thought it a mistake
I saw I found the dancer called Thebby Shake
Sleeping in the forest and sleeping so pretty as to make one weep
The woods are lovely,dark and deep ( =;> )

And oh boy would I be shot for these thoughts that now do seep
Lucky me...I have made no promises to keep,
And I will smile a LOT before I sleep,
And I will smile a LOT before I sleep,

blackthroatedwind 02-23-2008 10:47 PM

You are perverting a poem my Dad used to recite at the dinner table.


















At least I quoted Dylan.


























Bob.........not Thomas.

Hickory Hill Hoff 02-23-2008 10:48 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGEnKh0ocb0

Mortimer 02-23-2008 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
You are perverting a poem my Dad used to recite at the dinner table.


















At least I quoted Dylan.


























Bob.........not Thomas.







Did he really?





Geez..that's amazing.






"Bob...not Thomas."


Fine work.




Well...it was meant to be lightly taken ,but still show Thebby in a very positive light.




I must now go deeper into a simmering asparagus cajoled trance.....and top off the evenings Thebby prose.

Mortimer 02-23-2008 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hickory Hill Hoff

Funny...sounds more like Oinkman and Scat Daddy chirping.

Mortimer 02-24-2008 12:21 AM

I sniffed too much simmering asparagus.


I didn't go into a creative trance.


















I fell asleep.






And now am too groggy to create more Thebby Delights.











It will only strengthen me for my triumphant return to form tomorrow.










When I shall also challenge Oinkman to a fool.




Oh.






He already is.










Perhaps his cut man, then......Scat Daddy.


Oh.







So is he.















Good.


My load is already lightened.

Mortimer 02-24-2008 12:34 AM

But let me add in closing this night....in the dark......my ordeal today shall not be forgotten.






For there are too many of you who take things with far too much entitlement.


With far too much window dressing.


With far too much of that which you are full .






We all were exploding ashes to begin.

And though we may or may not explode at the end.......nevertheless.....it's ashes for all of us that we return .












Now what does ths mean?












Well if you have to ask I suggest you stay off the message board circuit.































The tuned will understand.















The rest,who are legion---make no mistake............will not.

Coach Pants 02-24-2008 12:43 AM

Face front, true believer!!

Mortimer 02-24-2008 11:07 AM

Oh Coach My Roach..I mean My Coach!

Mortimer 02-24-2008 11:32 AM

Thebby Moving Through Space



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBe85UKa1GQ


Something in the way she moves through space
Attracts me like no other mover
Something in the way she struts it

I don't want to watch her now
I know she will catch me now

Somewhere in her smile she knows
That she is watched like none other
Something in her sway gets me dizzy

I don't want to watch her now
I know she will catch me now

I'm telling you my love cannot show
Why...ah dunno....ah dunno
If I stick around I won't be able to watch anymo
Why...ah dunno....ah dunno

Something in the way she knows
And all I have to do is watch her
Something in the things she shows me

I don't want to watch her now
I know she will catch me now

blackthroatedwind 02-24-2008 11:36 AM

I would have prefered " She's so Heavy. "















Though, come to think of it, I would really prefer you leaving through the bathroom window.

Mortimer 02-24-2008 11:41 AM

!












goo-foo!








Oh mine God!














ror!!

Mortimer 02-24-2008 11:44 AM

Don't think I do not notice the book burning going on here.

paisjpq 02-24-2008 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
Don't think I do not notice the book burning going on here.

stick to your prose, not vaporization.

Mortimer 02-24-2008 11:46 AM

By the way....good for George.


He got the best one....inside and out...it's not hard to see.


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