Derby Trail Forums

Derby Trail Forums (http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/index.php)
-   Esoteric Central (http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=8)
-   -   An Open Letter to Steve Pinhead...and his Confidant..Thebby (http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19779)

Mortimer 01-29-2008 02:09 PM

An Open Letter to Steve Pinhead...and his Confidant..Thebby
 
Dear StevePinhead ..as well as your confidant,Thebby;

I have asked you countless times to either let me in the smart threads or dart me altogether. The dart requests also have been sent to Thebby.No one ever answers me.

So now you must be embarrrassed into answering me.

I do not think you will let me back in the smart threads as I would most certainly embarrrass you in your plebian "handicapping" thread excerises into oblivion.

So you are left with the darting option...the doomsday dart. If you refuse to answer me ( that goes for your hot little confidant as well) then I will have no choice but to force you to do this thing.

You won't like my method.

No one will.



You have until 4:00 PM.








Don't be a fool.




Warmly,
mdf

paisjpq 01-29-2008 02:17 PM

warmly MDF....you don't scare me.

Mortimer 01-29-2008 02:25 PM

That's not even a plausible denial...Thebby.

You both will soon see the dark side of me if I do not receive action.Spare the denizens of NerdyTrail as well as yourselves of the debauchery waiting to happen.


Give me life....or give me death.



The choice and the responsibilty rest upon the shoulders of Steve you are on.....I mean upon the shoulders of both you and Steve.

Coach Pants 01-29-2008 02:29 PM

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mortimer 01-29-2008 02:30 PM

=:>

Mortimer 01-29-2008 02:38 PM

ror!!




If they don't answer....you ain't seen nothin' yet.

Mortimer 01-29-2008 03:35 PM

This will not stop until my demands are met.

Mortimer 01-29-2008 03:55 PM

This will not stop me.





Only you two lovebirds can.

Kasept 01-29-2008 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Only you two lovebirds can.

Lovebirds?



Coach Pants 01-29-2008 04:13 PM


Coach Pants 01-29-2008 04:24 PM


Mortimer 01-29-2008 04:37 PM

ror!!!

Don't Steve and Thebby have any pride!!?

Mortimer 01-29-2008 04:42 PM

I'm missing the cartoon point.

Coach Pants 01-29-2008 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I'm missing the cartoon point.

I was ok with it until the nonconsensual tailpipe rape.

pgardn 01-29-2008 04:49 PM

Ok

That is more than disgusting.
you may stop now PP. Jeez
what sites do you find this
this... I dont know how to describe
the twisted... Jeez.

Morton if they let you on the
other threads Black throat will
ignore you and render you useless.
Tis a fate worse than castration.
I should know.

Coach Pants 01-29-2008 04:51 PM

Steve and Thebby toasting to another year of e-power.


Coach Pants 01-29-2008 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
Ok

That is more than disgusting.
you may stop now PP. Jeez
what sites do you find this
this... I dont know how to describe
the twisted... Jeez.

www.satanlol.net

Mortimer 01-29-2008 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
I was ok with it until the nonconsensual tailpipe rape.

Oh boy...I just didn't see that in it.

It seemed very benigin.

Mortimer 01-29-2008 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
Ok

That is more than disgusting.
you may stop now PP. Jeez
what sites do you find this
this... I dont know how to describe
the twisted... Jeez.

Morton if they let you on the
other threads Black throat will
ignore you and render you useless.
Tis a fate worse than castration.
I should know.


You have to undersatnd BTW..he can be a real snot face when he wants to.




And Thebby calls him on the hour.

See what I'm sayin'?

The Indomitable DrugS 01-29-2008 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
This will not stop until my demands are met.

Breaking news from the exit polls out of Naples Florida!

Mitt Romney 43.2%
John McKean 29.8%

This from a sample size of 300 Naples voters earlier today.

my miss storm cat 01-29-2008 05:08 PM

Mortimer.....

I once saw a kid in the parking lot outside a Toys R Us.

He must have been 6, maybe 7.

He was on the cold, hard ground having a tantrum..... kicking, crying, sceaming that he wanted to die.

His poor Mom stood there, so embarrassed, but she had other, younger kids to deal with. Quite a scene.

Some of the people walked by and kinda smirked, while others, a couple anyway, obviously felt bad for her.

"Come on Johnny, get in the ca...."

IIIIII WANNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."

One guess who you're reminding me of.....

Why don't you stop pounding your fists on the DT floor, stop acting like a little brat who didn't get his way and, instead, think of a positive way to convert your energy / anger / anguish?

How about an Esoteric Renaissance?????

Whhaaahhh whhaaahhh they won't allow you in the "smart threads"?

Guess what Morte? I don't see anyone stopping you from making your own "smart threads' down here.

Just a thought.

Okay, going back to being very annoyed with you now.....

my miss storm cat 01-29-2008 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
You have to undersatnd BTW..he can be a real snot face when he wants to.




And Thebby calls him on the hour.

See what I'm sayin'?

He's sexy when he's mean...

Mortimer 01-29-2008 05:13 PM

You know what BrownSugar?























She never got me in the car.

Mortimer 01-29-2008 05:16 PM

And I don't even want to be in the smart threads now....witch.







I will only accept permanent darting.

You're kinda of sexy when pursing your lips and snorting yourself.

Mortimer 01-29-2008 05:17 PM

In case you missed Thebby's raise request from Steve:


http://www.ultimateuniforms.com/tgp/102/images/004.JPG

Mortimer 01-29-2008 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Mortimer.....

I once saw a kid in the parking lot outside a Toys R Us.

He must have been 6, maybe 7.

He was on the cold, hard ground having a tantrum..... kicking, crying, sceaming that he wanted to die.

His poor Mom stood there, so embarrassed, but she had other, younger kids to deal with. Quite a scene.

Some of the people walked by and kinda smirked, while others, a couple anyway, obviously felt bad for her.

"Come on Johnny, get in the ca...."

IIIIII WANNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."

One guess who you're reminding me of.....

Why don't you stop pounding your fists on the DT floor, stop acting like a little brat who didn't get his way and, instead, think of a positive way to convert your energy / anger / anguish?

How about an Esoteric Renaissance?????

Whhaaahhh whhaaahhh they won't allow you in the "smart threads"?

Guess what Morte? I don't see anyone stopping you from making your own "smart threads' down here.

Just a thought.

Okay, going back to being very annoyed with you now.....




:p :p :p :p

Danzig 01-29-2008 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants


can't remember the last time i laughed so hard. wheeew.

Mortimer 01-29-2008 05:54 PM

Perhaps BrownSugar would like to join in on the fun.

Hickory Hill Hoff 01-29-2008 05:56 PM

HERE! I'll give you mine.....NOW, go AWAY! with your stupid, nonsense threads.....................







THUD.....CRINKLE..........GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

paisjpq 01-29-2008 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
You have to undersatnd BTW..he can be a real snot face when he wants to.




And Thebby calls him on the hour.

See what I'm sayin'?


I DO call him on the hour....trying to get him to fess up your secret digits....so I can post them on the truck stop walls.

Mortimer 01-29-2008 06:04 PM

Oh sut up HHHH....write to management.





MORTY!!!

Mortimer 01-29-2008 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
I DO call him on the hour....trying to get him to fess up your secret digits....so I can post them on the truck stop walls.


ror!


But there's no room....with your number all over the place!

paisjpq 01-29-2008 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
ror!


But there's no room....with your number all over the place!


theres plenty of room right under Hossy's digits.

Mortimer 01-29-2008 06:09 PM

Thebby showing Steve why she shouldn't be fired in favor of that pinch face BrownSugar:




http://www.nylonjane.com/directory_p...6/DSC00757.jpg

Mortimer 01-29-2008 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
theres plenty of room right under Hossy's digits.


Hmmm......perhaps your precious little toy ,Hossy,out to join the fun,too.....huh?

Mortimer 01-29-2008 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh sut up HHHH....write to management.





MORTY!!!


rule-eng en leff-eng!!!






WHATTY!!!?

Mortimer 01-29-2008 06:14 PM

Bet she doesn't get fired.

Mortimer 01-29-2008 06:16 PM

Hossy on his wedding day:



http://www.retro-queens.com/tgp/039_m/01.jpg

Mortimer 01-29-2008 06:17 PM

He married Steve.


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 08:59 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.